Looking for a joke about myth

On a rest day, the manager woke up from his dream, and on a whim, he wanted to call the members of the myth, so he called. No one is at home, and the telephone message is as follows:

Jin Jun's house:

[hello! This is Charlie. I'm not at home now. You heard a phone message. If the phone rings for 30 seconds and no one answers, it means there is no one at home; If the phone rings for 15 seconds and there is no signal, it means that my son smashed the phone, and he has high requirements for fitness environment. Well, now I'm sure there is no one at home. Then if you are from a magazine and want to visit me, please bring high-quality music CDs and bring your own music equipment ...]

Manager Khan, I really can't listen to it anymore. I give up halfway. It's safer to call Min-woo.

Yu Min's home:

[hello! This is Li Minyu, and this is your phone message. I am dancing. I don't want to take your call. And I don't order newspapers, milk, insurance or express pizza! I am not sure what to eat. Anyway, I can eat the other five members of the myth. If you are not in the service industry, please leave a message after the beep. "]

Chief Khan, call Dongwan quickly.

Dongwanjia:

[hello! This is Jin Dongwan, and I'm not at home now. If you are Jin Jun, please don't forget that we should keep our best figure and become the national idealNo. 1. If you are Andy, please remember that we will love you forever and we can't leave anyone behind. In addition, if you are any member of the myth, you can talk to me if you have any troubles.

The manager was sweating like a pig and suddenly wanted to know what Andy was doing.

Andy's house:

[hello! This is Andy's house. I'm not at home now. You heard a phone message. I'm not at home, just in Dong Wan's arms, not Dong Wan's arms, just in Min's arms, just in Comet's arms, not Comet's arms, just in Jin Jun's arms, just in Eric's arms, not Eric's arms, just on the way home, not on the way home, just ... "Actually, I don't know where it is."

The manager was so sweaty that he had to call REIC.

Eric's house:

Hello, I'm Eric. I'm on Mars now. Even if I answer the phone, you can't understand the alien language. So please leave a message and I'll find you when I get back to earth]

Five seconds later. ...

[Ah ... If you were Andy, I would always watch over you]

The manager was sweating like a pig, thinking that there was another comet, holding the last hope and shaking down the phone.

Comet home:

[hello! I am Shen Huicheng, once in a lifetime. I am not at home, flying to the stars. Please leave a message after the beep. Love your dream ...]

The manager cried dry his tears on the spot, was seriously dehydrated and was taken to the hospital.

Transferred from Baidu myth.