Honey, can I tell you a joke?

I said one of my own, but you must give me extra points. Why is there a reward of 0? Forget it. Give me one first and some next time, will you? . . . . . . . . . . . That time, I came home from school and passed the department store on the roadside, where there was a large group of people. I was curious, so I went to join in the fun. Take a closer look and see a lucky draw, haha, it's free, so I'll try my luck. I drew one and gave it to the announcer. He opened the note and said with surprise, congratulations, you won the lottery. . . . Apple notebook, as soon as I heard it, I got carried away with excitement. When the prize was delivered to me, I smiled excitedly, tears of joy hung on my face, and my trembling hands opened the package and looked at it. In a daze . . . . Inside is a small apple, a deck of playing cards and a notebook with only 6 pages. . . . . . .