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1) We went out to climb the mountain together the other day and had a rest to drink water. She suddenly spilled water on it.
I jumped out of my pants and said very loudly, how many times have I told you to go?
Be careful in the toilet. You spilled it on your pants again. At that time, many people looked at me at once, and my face turned red.
Ah. I couldn't speak for a long time.
(2) Girlfriend belongs to that careless type, and doesn't care much about appearance and conversation.
Come to see me in Tsinghua the other day. I was walking on the road and she was walking on the sidewalk. straight
Walking, she suddenly put her arm around my neck, broke off my head with her hand and said to me, come on, give it to me.
I smile. It happens that many people I know are here, and I really can't.
(3) My girlfriend can whistle, but I'm not very good at it. It is necessary for her to blow, and sometimes we
Walking hand in hand in the street together, she will see beautiful women like an electric shock, more than any boy.
All the women looked at the beauty enthusiastically and said, look, beauty, beauty. Very loud
My eyes are almost exposed. I often whistle after girls pass by, and at this time, I just
Like a wheat awn stuffed on my back, I only wish I could find a hole to run into.
(4) My girlfriend is so curious that I can't open what she is interested in. So she and I
When shopping together, always look her in the eye. If you are not radiant, you will suddenly become very focused.
If so, it will be in trouble. Once, when she saw a singer talking about him, she couldn't walk.
I squatted in front of the man and looked at him all the time, cocked my head and looked up. I
Pulling her, she didn't move. Finally, many people stopped to see what was going on. The last one.
The singer couldn't stand it, got up and left. My girlfriend stood up and said loudly: * * *
That's handsome.
(5) Girlfriends should protect girls for boys everywhere, so that girls' consciousness is very strong.
For example, when walking in the street, I have to walk outside her, but sometimes I often forget. Just going backwards.
Yes, she didn't usually talk at first. If I still don't realize my mistake, please.
I'm coming. She would suddenly run into the middle of the road and shout with open arms that the car would kill me.
Okay, I'm not alive. Then squat down, bow your head and clap your hands and say, I'm really unlucky.
Ah. It's no exaggeration. At this time, I had to drag her away under the strange eyes of others.
(6) There is a doll hanging on my girlfriend's backpack. This doll
Sew the clothes one by one, and then put them on the ground so that the doll's clothes can be taken off.
Come on, so I often play pranks and secretly give her doll pants on the road.
Take it off, because the doll looks ugly when she takes off her pants, so when I go shopping with her, it will be ugly.
Many people pay attention to it, and it won't be long before my girlfriend realizes that her doll's pants have been taken off.
So she will walk slower and slower, and her eyebrows will become tighter and tighter. After finally accumulating strength, she will be big.
Whispered: ××, you took off my pants again! ! ! I @% ◎ ... ◎% RMB #%
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