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Humorous jokes about Yangyang

The humorous jokes about yang sheep are as follows:

1. I was probably yang, so I couldn’t sleep anyway, so I sat up and took two Lianhua Qingwen capsules. There was no reason for this sadness. I looked sadly at the antigen test kit on the bedside. One bar was mine, and the other bar was mine.

2. Instead of going to school to be the God of Sleep, go to Yangcun to be the boss.

3. The sheep is a sheep, the yang is a yang, a happy sheep, a beautiful sheep, a warm sheep, a boiling sheep. Although I am a sheep, I yearn for the outside world more and want to go out for a walk every day, but reason tells us that it is just a group of sheep staying together to bask in the sun through the glass.

4. I accidentally got Yang, but it’s not that scary, just like a cold. Eat well, drink well, take medicine well, sleep well, everything will pass.

5. I didn’t dare to go out before because there were gray wolves outside, but now I don’t dare to go out because there are too many sheep outside.

6. I asked the doctor what symptoms people with positive symptoms usually have, and he said that they usually post on WeChat Moments first.

7. Between glowing and generating heat, I chose to generate heat. This time I did not choose to go crazy.

8. Forty degrees is the limit of the thermometer, not my limit. I've never jumped on the bandwagon before, except this time.

9. Messi lifted the Hercules Cup at the age of 35, and I lifted the thermos cup at the age of 35. Messi won the championship, and I won the new crown.

10. Immune cells: "That year I had my hands in my pockets and didn't know what my opponent was." It’s not too cold this winter. The average body temperature of people around me is 39.5 degrees.