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Classic dialogue from 33 Days Without Love
Classic dialogue from 33 Days After Love
Huang Xiaoxian: Some people have side A and side B, and some people have side S and side B. You can’t just see our SB side. ah.
(Wei Yiran wanted to take the opportunity to kiss Huang Xiaoxian)
Huang Xiaoxian: I didn’t smell it until you got closer. Even though you were wearing high-end cologne, you still smelled like a born bastard. taste.
?I want you to understand one thing. There is a way for girls to love you, which is to take you to a new world and give you a chance to consume for them. The other kind of girl tricks you into coming here and sincerely wants to kiss you in a beautiful scenery, so that you can see how dreamy the night in Beijing is. I don't judge which girl is better, I just want to say, more choices, more laughter.
Huang Xiaoxian: Who are you showing your stern face like a mouse pad?
Wang Xiaojian: I have nothing to say to you.
Huang Xiaoxian: I know your reason. You misunderstood, it's not what you thought.
Wang Xiaojian: What should it be like?
Huang Xiaoxian: Wei still has pre-marital phobia, and I punish him on behalf of the Women's Federation.
Wang Xiaojian: Why do I sound so suspicious? You won’t split into an emotional killer who specializes in breaking up engaged couples because you were stimulated, right?
Huang Xiaoxian: Why was I stimulated? Let me tell you, if one day I get mixed up, I will hire people across the country to hunt down professional meddlers. Anyone who has committed a crime and has a criminal record will be arrested. They will be tied up ten by one. Then plug in the rocket launcher and send them all back to the Wolf Heart and Dog Fei planet.
Lu Ran: Are you at work?
Huang Xiaoxian: Can we save this sentence?
Lu Ran: Okay? I’ve always wanted to call. You explain, but I don’t dare, I don’t know what to say to you?
Huang Xiaoxian: Lu Ran, when you called me to confess to me, you said exactly the same thing as now.
Huang Xiaoxian: Am I mean? Who was chasing after me at that time and said to me: Girl, I really like your meanness.
Lu Ran: Forget about me.
Huang Xiaoxian: I can’t do it. Is it too difficult for me? Because I never remember you!
Huang Xiaoxian: Well done, you are so good Feng It would be a pity if you don’t act in a movie during the good times.
Feng Jiaqi: We also had good times, didn't we?
Huang Xiaoxian: Farewell, don't force me to recall the good times, I feel sick.
(Wei still took Li Key to meet Huang Xiaoxian and Wang Xiaojian for the first time to discuss the wedding)
Wang Xiaojian: Huang Xiaoxian, as a woman, if I were you, I would Pretend to be a passerby and hide in the toilet.
(Huang Xiaoxian called Big Lao Wang and said he wanted to ask for leave)
Big Lao Wang: Asking for leave? You have done so many things to me and you still need to ask for leave. Don’t challenge my bottom line of patience. .
Huang Xiaoxian: Mr. Wang, I was in such a bad mood that I almost fainted when I met my client yesterday.
Big Pharaoh: Come out and have a meal with me. If you don’t come, you will be a miner for one day.
(Big Lao Wang asked Huang Xiaoxian to have dinner at a high-end restaurant, and saw that Huang Xiaoxian was wearing something rustic.)
Big Lao Wang: I really want to pretend that I don’t know you.
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Big Lao Wang: Try this wine, it tastes like chocolate. Taste carefully.
Huang Xiaoxian: Taste carefully, your mouth is full of the taste of RMB.
Da Laowang: This wine goes best with beef.
Huang Xiaoxian: Mr. Wang, I’d better ask clearly before eating. If you invite me to dinner at a place where the per capita consumption is so expensive, do you want to fire me? Is this a break-up meal?
Big Laowang: No matter whether you are a man or a woman in your generation, you are always being raped. Paranoia of persecution.
Huang Xiaoxian: Then I’m even more scared. You’re not going to fire me, but are you going to pick me up?
Big Lao Wang: I’m going to pick you up? You’re sick. I also have a daughter, and I’ll date you.
Huang Xiaoxian: Then I’ll be relieved. It’s so grand and makes me very uneasy.
Big Laowang: Is it because I haven’t eaten well or had a good rest recently? Is it because of a breakup? What’s more important is my mental quality. The brain of Two Hundred and Five and the heart of Lin Daiyu are you. Nowadays, the little boy's affection is not worth as much as four taels in his chest. Are you looking for death and survival? Are you sorry?
Huang Xiaoxian: Who, who is seeking death and survival? I have lived so long and I have no right to be sad, and I have no right to question life.
Big Laowang: You have never even given birth to a human being, so why should you question life?
I covered my face with a napkin. I knew I was out of control. At this moment, I really wanted to find the weak spot in this world, and then kick it hard and with all my strength.
Go home, take a shower, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don’t act like a school-age girl who’s selling stuff out of stock. ?
I was so panicked that I almost couldn’t control myself. I wanted to hit the wall, throw things, and scream. I open the address book on my phone. Whoever I want to talk to, as long as it's a person and can respond. But there is no such person on the long list of contacts. This is also the evil result that I planted when I was obsessed with love.
I cannot accept that from today on, for an unpredictable period of time, such evenings will come to me one after another, and I will digest the meaningless days without realizing it. Like a copier, turn it on, copy, copy, keep copying, until it is turned off, one day like that.
I know that somewhere in the world, a more tragic farewell of life and death must be going on. However, at this moment, I am alone, with memories everywhere, so I am delayed everywhere. This kind of capital punishment is even more painful. horrible.
He is right, I have never cared about this person who sits within ten meters of me and gets along with me day and night.
I imagined that I was a moss-covered stone from a billion years ago. I didn’t have to think or pretend, let alone pretend to be auspicious and try to please everyone. I was just a stone and didn't even have to breathe.
Unknowingly, we have arrived here. Apart from leaving with a chic back, no matter what we do, we will only show an attitude full of loopholes.
?Today’s little boys, a thousand pounds of friendship is no match for a pound of breast! This is a species that likes the new and hates the old. Are you worthy of yourself if you seek life and death?
?I won’t scold you. You are an asshole, but I will prove to you that you are a complete asshole. goodbye. ?
No matter what you do, it will never be worse than me. Even a quarrel is a happy exchange.
I want a home that can shelter me, regain my confidence, and protect me from other people’s jokes, but now it seems that it is too difficult to achieve.
I suddenly had a feeling that I deserved the bad situation I was in now, and it was the result of neglecting each section of my network of relationships that was full of holes.
I have no clue and no idea how to move forward. If I extravagantly expect him to look back, even the most unbearable dirt on his body may look down on me; if I try my best to hold on, the result will be that my body betrays me.
I just couldn’t help it anymore. Seeing Big Lao Wang helping me cut the pork chops with his thick fingers, I suddenly wanted to go home. Go back to that small town in Shanxi, knock on the door, and everything was there. I didn’t say anything, I just hugged my mother and told her I was tired.
But I didn’t do anything. I even restrained myself from recalling. My emotions were more cautious and disciplined than ever. I did the first step. I didn’t give this pair of theater enthusiasts any praise for the scenes they wrote and performed, and I didn’t give them any feedback that made them excited. This step, I did. But it also took all my energy. Just like a gecko's escape instinct, when it encounters danger, it will never bother to entangle and immediately cut off its tail and run away. But what's really torturous may be the process of growing the tail back.
I have tried my best to do my best
So don’t tell me that the world is fair. Martin Luther King may have said: I have A dream,? But the second half of the sentence should be,? But it might just be a dream. ?The radical and blindly optimistic people did not let him finish, otherwise he would not have died a violent death.
But sitting in front of this loving couple, looking from a distance, I was smiling and speaking and behaving appropriately, but inside I felt like a room that had been broken into and robbed, in a mess.
I hate this incompetent opponent. We can obviously put on a good show and have a happy ending, but he insists on forcing me to have a schizophrenia. The character is full of darkness, and the character is so complex that he deserves an Oscar. Trophy.
I can chase him and yell at him, or I can kneel on my knees to save him. However, my huge self-esteem deprived me of all rights to resist. I tried to tell myself that if one day, he no longer loves you, then it is wrong for you to cry and be silent, and it is also wrong to be pitiful. It was also a mistake to have a strong hair. It was a mistake for you and him to share the same breath and destiny on the same earth. Maybe you could die for him? Ha, that was a mistake that made him curse when he returned to his dream at midnight.
Don’t push too hard, and don’t relax completely. Apart from making perfect sounds, what else in this world should I not do according to this requirement? My love was just that I tried so hard, but in the end I played a vulgar and bitter love song that ended in vain.
Postscript: Perhaps the most painful thing about being broken up in love is not losing that person, but being unable to forget the time you had with that person. Suddenly I remembered a sentence: Stories are just other people's accidents, reality is one person's life.
Yeah, it’s been almost a year. Maybe the Christmas gift I gave myself this year is to walk alone through the heavy snow on Christmas Eve, walk the road we once walked side by side, and reminisce once and for all. Then freeze everything in the past. That is, of course, if it snows on Christmas Day. ;
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