Laughing like crazy. cold joke

Laugh crazy. Cold joke: Shaxian boss said my car would be scratched if it was parked there. I'll forget that stupid car. It will be fine during the day. Then I got a ticket. . . More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Laughing like crazy joke (1) 1, my buddy's bank was robbed. A robber pulled out a murder weapon to grab it, and my buddy was trembling with fear. He took a look and smiled: Brother, are you holding the wrong weapon? That's a cell phone!

Robber: That's right, take out the money, or I'll press the power button!

2. Friends are playing at my house. At this time, her girlfriend gave him a call, and the two chatted happily.

I deliberately suppressed the sound next to him? UH huh? I screamed a few times, and then came from my friend's phone: Where the hell are you? Why is there a donkey barking?

Today, I heard a middle-aged uncle say angrily to a woman on the road. Isn't the maintenance fee I gave you enough? Go out and earn extra money?

My sister faltered for a long time and said nervously: I didn't earn extra money, I was spending. . . ?

4、? How to hook up with a girl studying medicine?

? Just say you're sick! ?

Snow White escaped from the palace and went deep into the forest. I saw seven dwarfs singing and dancing happily in the forest.

When the dwarfs saw the stranger break in, they first came forward and asked, Who are you?

Snow White hesitated and answered:? Me. . . I am a princess. ?

The dwarf smiled and enthusiastically pulled the princess into the crowd and said, "Just right, sister, we need to order songs now."

6. Bajie: Look, Brother, I am Marshal Tian Peng, Brother Sha is a general in confinement, and Master Jin Chan is reincarnated. Even Bai is the son of the Dragon King, and you are the only other disciples with no background.

Wukong: You idiot, saying I have no background? Do you dare to call him the eldest son in front of the jade emperor like me? Dare you shout it out in front of Buddha? Do you dare to cheat in front of them? Aren't they angry? If it were you, do you believe they cooked you in a few minutes?

Bajie .

Laughing crazy, cold joke (2) 1, the sparrow is small, with fifty or sixty episodes, but TM can't finish it.

2. Losers look for reasons, winners look for directions, and you look for ladies.

Don't complain to people casually, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% people are happy to hear it. . .

Ma Rong is also quite fierce. He invited a reporter from Xinhua News Agency. No wonder he dared to say malicious words that ruined Bao Qiang.

On the one hand, tell yourself that some things are inevitable, on the other hand, tell yourself to escape first.

6. Customer:? Today is a typhoon. Are you going to work?

Me:? Hello! We all go to work when there is an earthquake! ?

7. Eat chaos at the same breakfast stall every day. I want to change my taste today. After getting off the bus, I said to my boss. Boss, serve a bowl of Regan noodles. ?

The boss froze for a few seconds and smiled awkwardly. As soon as your car stops here, I'll throw chaos into the pot for you. ?

Me. . .

Laughing crazy (3) 1,? What is the most heartfelt promise you have ever heard?

? Fight! I'm responsible for what happened! ?

2、? How much influence will poverty have on people's body and mind?

? As far as I am concerned, it's delicious. ?

3. Doraemon: Nobita, do I really want to fan you to death?

Nobita shows off in an ostentatious manner:? Try to move one of my fingers! ?

4. What fire do you light at home? We use gas at home.

B: Our home is in the country, and we use biogas.

C: Our family is also in the country, and we usually burn firewood.

We usually use a magnifying glass at home.

E: My family usually relies on my mother to get angry.

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When Tang Priest first met Wukong, he asked him if he came from a place called America. Wukong shook his head.

The Tang priest asked Wukong if he thought he was good-looking, and Wukong shook his head.

Tang Priest: Then why are you called the Monkey King?

6、? Your WeChat business is really cool! ?

? Really? How cool is it?

? That's cool. No friends. ?

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