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The most worrying circle of friends

1. Happiness, at 1, does not conform to Newton's law of inertia, and always comes to an abrupt end when the taxi is the most stable.

I used to be a teetotaler, but now I am addicted to alcohol. It's not that wine tastes better, but that I'm drunk and you still belong to me.

I thought that as long as I could make you laugh, you would like me. In fact, I lost to someone who made you cry. Is it true that deep feelings will only lead to disappointment, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly?

You make me feel like a monkey fishing for the moon. I can see you, but I can't touch you

Love is a person who lives in your heart with a thorn. When he comes out, the thorn is gone, but your heart is full of holes.

6. Loving you is like a game. I practiced to the full level, but you deleted the game. Afraid of time to tell the truth, turn all persistence into jokes.

7. I thought I might always have a little hope for you, but I finally found out that it might be a burden to you. I gave up this time, not because I don't like you, but because I still have dignity, and I don't want to burden you. Maybe the biggest lie I ever told was that I let you go.

8. People who love the past are always fragile and like to wait for the rest of their lives to say that they are fine, but how long can they remember you when you miss the past?

9. Have you ever met a person who first broke into your world, but when you were serious, he walked away.

10. How can I pretend to care about you with a cold expression? What kind of dullness should I use to win back my shattered self-esteem because I love you?

1 1. The person who has been obsessed with it is just a name later; What I thought I couldn't get through was just the story of the future.

12. I refused everyone's ambiguity just to wait for your uncertain future. I bet on the happiness of my life. How can you let me lose?

13. You and I are separated by a long wind and a deep valley. Can't get in, can't give up, but the fate is shallow, drifting away, and there is no book.

14. Be kind to a person desperately, and don't like you for fear that he will do something wrong. It's not love, it's flattery. I feel that I love each other more after breaking up and I can't live without him. This is not love, it is unwilling.

15. I always thought that the best thing in life was to meet, but I learned later that it was rare to meet again.

16. The fishbone is stuck in your throat, but you still like to eat fish. Bitten by a dog, scratched by a cat, and loves animals. You are still addicted to sweets. The reason is the same. If you like it, you are willing.

17. Don't take yourself too seriously. You know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

18. Meeting is just the beginning, but leaving is to meet the next one; This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

19. Emotional people are eager for a sense of existence, and deliberately use irony to get your attention. You should know that I can't say anything that is awkward and unwilling to dislike.

20. From then on, I was alone, and there was no spring breeze anymore. Since then, I have spent a lot of time and stopped talking about sincerity. From then on, the breeze is accompanied by wine, and the long road will always be a person.

2 1. Being alive became disgusting, laughing and laughing became a ridiculous role, and I got lost while walking, leaving only the shadow and me.

22. I dare not like anyone again, for fear of loving too deeply and hurting myself; I dare not be liked by anyone again, for fear that one person will take it seriously and suffer.

23. All the reasons are understood, but those who should complain will still complain, those who should scold will still scold, and those who should cry will still cry. After all, the discomfort in their hearts cannot be alleviated by reason.

24. I once told myself not to be emotional, not to secretly miss and not to look back, but in the end, I still shed tears alone.