A few jokes about the Ming Dynasty

1. One day, when Liu went out, he saw a lot of books piled up on the bookstall, including a book called Cui Shi Chunqiu. He is puzzled: I have read Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals, but I didn't know that Cui Shi also had Spring and Autumn Annals? So when I got home, I asked the servant to buy it quickly (I didn't bring any money before). After buying it, I opened it and found it was the West Chamber.

2. During the Wanli period, it was very early to go to court, and it began before dawn. Later, everyone asked, only to know that Feng Baocai had a good look at the cemetery for himself, and wanted to "delay drinking with you" there, but the place was more than forty miles away from the capital, too far away to catch up, so he went to the court to have a drink while it was dark.

3. Wanli reads "color, abundant as well" and reads "abundant" as "back". Zhang snapped, "Rubo!" Give Wanli a fright. But according to Yu, actually reading Wanli is right. He reads according to the notes in the book, while Zhang reads according to the usual reading method.

Ceng Peng, the top scholar in the early years of Yongle, is a big fat man. When he had an exam in the palace, Judy liked his article very much and later asked him to write it. It was midsummer at that time, and he was already fat, and his command was tense, so he wrote sweating all over. As soon as Judy approached, she smelled a thick smell of sweat, and then hurriedly sent him away.

5. During the Tianshun period, Gansu lacked a general officer, and Hou Wujin was elected by the foreign court, and Hou Wujin was respectful. Yingzong thinks it's good. By the way, Wang Ao said no, and Zhu Qizhen said, "Lao Wang, you are so stubborn that everyone agrees, but you are the only one who opposes it?"

Wang Aohui: "Wujin is a Semu people, and there are many Hui people in Gansu. If semu people are allowed to take care of the Hui people, won't they have bad ideas? " Won't it make them feel that China is lacking? "Zhu Qizhen suddenly realized:" Lao Wang is still knowledgeable! "