Jokes suitable for primary school students

As soon as a first-grade child returned to the classroom, he told the teacher, "Teacher, there are many ants in the toilet!" " "

The female teacher nodded and suddenly thought that she had taught the word ant in English at the beginning of school. To see if the children remembered it, she asked, "What did the ant say?"

The child looked blank and answered after a while: "Ant, he, he didn't speak!" " "

Step 2 propose marriage

Xiao Fang, a sophomore, is very cute and is often pestered by the boys in her class. One day, Xiao Fang came home and said to his mother, "Mom, Xiao Qiang proposed to me today and asked me to marry him ..." Mom casually asked, "Does he have a regular job?" Xiao Fang thought about it and said that he was responsible for cleaning the blackboard in our class. "

3, underestimated the son

Colleague Dapeng leads her daughter to play at home.

This is the first time I have met his daughter. I didn't expect to grow so big. I heard that she is in the second grade of primary school.

The little girl is very polite and greets as soon as she comes in. At this point, my son is far from it. That boy has a great personality. Even if he is mobilized, he may not scream.

The little girl is cute, too, and behaves like a grown-up. To tell the truth, I fell in love with her at once.

In the evening, I took the initiative to ask my son, "Look, the little girl who came here today is about your age. What do you think of her? " In fact, I mainly want to encourage my son to learn from others through his impression of her.

As a result, my son actually asked, "Do you want me to fall in love with her?"