Short and humorous comic works

1. In today's society, some girls can't get married. Even if you get married, you are framing others.

My parents always make up the scene that I was finally driven back by my husband's family because I was lazy and couldn't do housework.

I know why I am single. I took a look at the people around me, and none of them could cheer me up.

Listen honestly when you lose your temper, and I'll show you when it's over.

Please don't call me an otaku in the future, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

6. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

7. Fate is fair. Although you are short, your hairline is very high!

My advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I never feel that I am wrong.

9.M: I will drive you. Woman: Forget it. Why not? Woman: I feel that every drop of sweat you leave is laughing at my weight.

10. reflect on yourself. If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

1 1. Many things are like news broadcast. There is no escape from changing channels, so we must face them bravely.

12. What brand of bag do you usually carry and what brand of clothes do you wear? "I crossed the mountains and seas, and I also crossed the sea of people."

13. Don't think that the so-called weight loss of girls is just lip service, but it will really be sent to Weibo and friends circle.

14. Picking up girls: When you meet a beloved girl and kiss her face directly, she will definitely say "shameless". Just kiss her at this time

15. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

16. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

17. What's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!

18. Brothers, if you see a female driver driving, the glass is clean and it's not raining, but she turns on the wiper, you must pay attention. Maybe she will change. Forget it. She is going to repair the car.

19. When the seasons change, girls will have three thoughts: they think that the clothes they bought last year are particularly ugly, and they think that there is always a dress missing in the closet. I don't know how they got here last year!

20. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!

2 1. the world of eating goods: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

22. On the subway, I gave my seat to an aunt, who chatted happily with me and asked: How old is the child? Me: 26. Aunt said enviously: You are so young, you look in your early 30s, and your children are all 26 years old.

23. Sometimes punctuation is really important. A girl took a selfie just now, and I thought it was good. Then I wanted to follow an exclamation point, and then I accidentally clicked a question mark and sent it out. Now I have been blacked out by her and dragged into more than a dozen discussion groups.

24. One day my girlfriend asked me, "Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who would you save first?" I said, "Of course I'll save you first." She was surprised and said, "What about your mother?" I said I would save you first, but I have to go home before I can save you. The girlfriend asked: Why? I said: I have to go back and call my father to save my mother first.