50 minutes of interesting, elegant and humorous stories.

Tips: Please prepare medicine in advance for stomachache! The fox was walking in the street and met the old wolf head on. The old wolf reached out and gave him a big mouth: "Let you not wear a hat." The fox came home depressed and put on a hat. The next day, I met the old wolf and got a big mouth: "Let you wear a hat." If so, he is always beaten several times. The fox thought that it was not a problem to be beaten often. No, I have to complain to the tiger. Just arrived at the door of the tiger's house, I heard the tiger talking in the house: "You can't always be so unreasonable when you hit the fox. If the fox comes to me to complain in the future, I won't be able to keep you. " At least we can get by on the surface. I'll teach you a trick. Next time you see a fox, tell him: Bring me some clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get the soap? He brought washing powder, you can call and say I want soap, but who told you to bring washing powder? Why don't you tell him to find me a woman? He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up and say I want to be fat. If it's not over, you can hit him, and my face will make sense. Hearing this, the fox said, well, let's stop complaining and go home. The next day, the fox met the old wolf in the street again. The old wolf shouted, "go and find me some washing machines." "The fox takes his time." Do you want washing powder or soap? "Hearing this, the Lao lang, huh? Very good at it. He said, "Go and find me a woman. The fox is still in no hurry: "Do you want to be fat or thin?" "The Wolf was silly, there is no reason to hit it. But the wolf only hesitated for a while and beat the fox again, saying, "Don't wear a hat!" " "Beijingers, French people and Americans are walking in the desert together. They are dying of thirst. Suddenly, three people found a magic lamp and pulled out a magic lamp. He said, "I can grant each of you three wishes." The Americans said first, "I want a box of dollars", "There are two more boxes", "Well, another box of dollars", "The last box" and "Well, the last box is to send me back to the United States". Whew, the Americans are gone, and the French are in a hurry. I want a beautiful woman. Yes, I want another beautiful woman. Yes, send me back to France. Whew, the French disappeared, leaving Beijingers. They calmly said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou", "I have two wishes", "Another bottle of Erguotou" and "One more". When Beijingers saw that two bottles of wine were boring to drink alone, they said, "Bring them back and drink with me". Hoo, the Americans and the French are back. So the three of them walked on. Fortunately, they found another magic lamp and pulled out another one. "Ha ha, I am the younger brother of the magic lamp just now, and the magic is not that high. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you. " The French and Americans thought about it this time and said nothing. If they let him get it back, they will die. Let him speak first, so they pushed Beijing to the front, and the Beijingers said, ". Dong asked for a bottle of Red Star Erguotou. "What else?" Kyoko touched his head with wine and thought for a long time, but said nothing. The French and Americans were anxious and urged him to say, "Speak quickly." So the Beijinger suddenly said, "Well, I have nothing else to do. Let's go home." "Whew", the ghost disappeared. One day, the turtle's father, mother and son decided to go for an outing. They took a Shandong pie and two cans of underwater chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it's finally here! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. Turns out I didn't bring a can opener! Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." "Father Tortoise:" Good son! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go back! Tortoise son: Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! "So the turtle son set foot on the way home. Time flies in ................. Time flies. Twenty years have passed, but the turtle son hasn't appeared yet. Mother turtle: "wife ... shall we have dinner first?" "? I'm so hungry, I said ... "Turtle dad:" No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! " It's been five years, and the turtle son still hasn't been seen. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start. He took out the pie and was about to eat it ... suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree ... turtle son said, "shit!" I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! █ Electrical Appliances held a joke contest, stipulating that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, so that every audience at the scene would laugh, otherwise they would be arrested in Aruba. The washing machine was the first one to play. As soon as his joke was finished, the audience laughed and suddenly heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold. "So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the household appliances laughed. He heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold!"! Computers were also brought to Aruba. The third is the most humorous desk lamp. The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground. The rice cooker said, "It's so cold." Just as the desk lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily and turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I'm fed up with your smile. Don't open your mouth so wide. It's very cold. "At the meeting, the dean said," This afternoon, there are very important leaders coming to visit, and all the people are going to meet them at the door. When welcoming, all patients should stand on both sides of the hospital gate and stand neatly. When I cough, everyone applauds together, the warmer the better; When I stamp my foot, I must stop completely. I can't make mistakes. If everyone is ready, we can give you meat buns tonight. As long as one person screws up, no one eats steamed buns, remember? The patients in the audience shouted together: "Remember!" This afternoon, leaders arrived on time. When he stepped into the gate, the patient who welcomed him was already standing at the door. At this time, as the dean coughed, all the patients applauded together, and the atmosphere was very warm. Infected by the warm atmosphere, the visiting leaders smiled and applauded with everyone and entered the hospital. Seeing that the leader had entered the hospital, the dean stamped his foot and the applause stopped completely, very neatly. Only this leader is still smiling and clapping, and the dean is very satisfied. Suddenly, a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger jumped out of the welcome crowd, strode to the leader, gave him a big slap in the face and shouted angrily, "You don't want to eat steamed bread?" There is a hide-and-seek club. Their leader hasn't found a tiger bitten by a snake yet. He chased the snake to the snake hole. The tiger waited for a long time and an earthworm came out. The tiger hugged it angrily and asked, "Where's your father?" I worked as a salesman in a company during the summer vacation, and my business went to the streets every day, but the people in the office sat in the office. That group of business seemed to have a problem with the people sitting in the office. One night, the business people came back to the office for a meeting after work, and no one was sitting in the office. Suddenly, the phone rang and little D was about to answer it. Xiao c quickly stopped and said, don't answer it, there is no one in the office! ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````