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Talk about the composition of our class.
With the rapid development of social network, more and more people will talk about it in their leisure time and share their attitudes and feelings about life. Do you know what kind of conversation is creative? The following is what I compiled to talk about the composition of our class, for reference only. Let's have a look.
Let's talk about our class composition 1 In Class One, every teacher has his own characteristics and magical power. Look!
As soon as the bell rang, I saw the math teacher coming out of the back door with a book under his arm. Usually, you can't see him. Listen to his voice first. This man has a loud voice. He is in one class, and both classes can hear him. So the throat will produce a lot of phlegm. After coughing or sneezing from time to time, the whole class was scared to scream. Although the above is the fault of the math teacher, this person is serious and orderly in class. In each new lesson, the teacher will write the definitions and formulas on the left side of the blackboard and the exercises on the right. Although the math class is not as vivid as the Chinese class, the overall feeling is still good.
Oh, yes. Just mentioned the Chinese class by the way. Lao Quan usually comes when the bell rings. Before class, if there is nothing to deal with, Lao Quan will greet us twice with a sweet voice. In class, normal class is certain, but sometimes some in-class content will involve some extracurricular content, which is everyone's favorite. Funny without losing depth is the characteristic of these extracurricular contents. Every Chinese class always seems to pass quickly. We all love relaxed, humorous and in-depth Chinese classes!
Compared with Chinese class, another completely different class is politics. The political teacher is always very active and walks up to the teacher before the bell rings. The teacher always likes to blink in class, and the frequency is quite high! When the teacher starts asking questions, I think it is the most tense moment for students. I pray that God will not call my name. Why? Please see: xx students answer the question: "xxxxxx ……" The teacher winked and said: "I think your answer is xxxxxx. If we don't get full marks, our politics is mainly about adopting ideas, xxxxxxxx. Ok, you sit down first. " Almost every time the teacher answers like this, you say, who wants to be asked?
Talk about our class composition II. Everyone writes a composition, and I think they will write the highlights of their class! Today, I will be uncharacteristic and talk about the unbearable situation in our class.
The first chapter shortcomings appear!
At the beginning, all the people in our class were good, and the class spirit was extremely positive. But after a while, the shortcomings of our class appeared: the class spirit has changed, the discipline is not good, the hygiene is not good, and the grades have dropped. Alas ... what can we do? But people in our class don't think so!
The second chapter is getting worse!
The people in our class are really a flock of sheep in front of the teacher and a flock of wolves behind the teacher. The headmaster also educated the class spirit of our class. In recent days, we have been very obedient and maintained a good phenomenon. However, after a few days, we returned to the original state, and it became more and more serious. None of us can talk in class, and after class we release our nature. We often see a boy in our class: "Come and hit me!" "A girl is angry." Don't run, stop for me, you wait for me to catch up with you, and you will be finished! " "Boys smirking" is you! Short legs, forget it. "Say that finish and run. I really can't stand this release of nature. Discipline is getting more and more chaotic, the health area is not properly cleaned, and the results have suffered from "Waterloo". However, our class seems to disagree. We should play, eat and drink.
Chapter III Determined to Change!
In this way, in our "extravagance and waste", the final exam arrived unconsciously, but the teacher announced that our class was going to have a quiz. When we heard the news, we seemed to have been struck by lightning. What! Take a quiz! Are you kidding? People in our class still have self-knowledge. After hearing that there was going to be an exam, they plunged into the sea of questions and fought against it.
Anyway, we will have an exam today. Goodbye!
Tell me about composition 3 in our class. Every class is very funny, and our class is no exception. Now let me introduce you! Oh, I was a little nervous at first. I'm sorry
First of all, there are many beans, especially in math class, and they are-capable people.
The math teacher is a humorous male teacher. He often tells us some jokes, so we like him very much. Once, Cong, the energy bean king in our class, stood up and danced on purpose, which attracted our attention. From Jin Ming, he is just proud. Suddenly, a slap fell on his back, a burst of pain hit, and pride was covered by laughter. The math teacher twisted from Jin Ming's ear to the podium and said, do it yourself? Do you dance Latin or street dance? Come on, show me one. "The whole class laughed. Not only this faction, but also the fighting faction. Every time after class, Zhang Haishui, known as the "fighting prince", went into battle in person, and Hou Wenshuo, the opponent known as the "beaten bastard", began to fight. Zhang Haishui kicked Hou Wenshuo angrily and beat him "out of the water, out of her wits, looking for teeth everywhere, and his face was black and blue." "It's amazing!
There is also the last school, the bold school. Once, in physical education class, the PE teacher punished Jiang for being "bold" and went on stage to sing. The PE teacher thinks he dare not. Who knows, as soon as Jiang came to power, he sang "The Most Dazzling National Style". "The boundless horizon is my love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the continuous green hills." "Too ugly!" We shouted to try to calm him down, but he was so loud that he could hardly hear. That class is beyond the capacity of ordinary people.
This is our class, a humorous class. You think it is not good, but I think it is my dream class.
Tell me about composition 4 in our class. There are 63 people in our class. Just like a performance team, there are wonderful comedies on the big stage of the classroom.
However, our class is a great class. Most students in the class act almost in unison. This is not my nonsense, but Miss Li's famous saying: "Everyone is equally active after class. Why didn't anyone answer the question in class? " Inspired many times, only those few raised their hands. "
In fact, this is very unfair to us! We don't always keep silent in class. Take the discipline as an example. Oh, no, it should be that our speech in class is quite "positive" for all subjects. You see:
In the classroom without homework, the students all exploded, either writing exercise books or telling each other about friendship. There are really few people who can listen carefully, at most less than 10.
In the class with homework, everyone "flies" their homework as quickly as possible and starts to do their own things, or group. Why? It is not a problem, nor is it learning, nor is it a discussion, but a word "play". In the last education class, we began to preach "fighting" in groups of four. Because Zhang and I hurt each other, it's always the injured. Later, he was so scared that he covered his head with a pencil box.
However, the best program still belongs to physical education class, because our classmates like to play. In physical education class, boys and girls are absolutely at odds, but often a boy is chased and beaten by a group of girls. If we can't catch up sometimes, we will go back to the class and wait, and then we will block him in the seat, attack him from left to right, suddenly fight him and beat the boy into a scream. ...
This is our class, a lovely and interesting group.
Tell me about the composition in our class. Our class is very talkative and chaotic. Every time one classmate speaks, all the classmates can speak. So the teacher said that we are a very talkative class, like a "big family".
The "speaking group" is a very famous group in our class, because if they speak, then our whole class will follow suit, even good students are no exception. Once, we were in the class of "cold-faced killer", a math teacher. The "speech group" is discussing something fiercely. The students in the class are very curious and follow suit. The "cold-faced killer"-the math teacher saw that no one was listening to her lecture, so she asked our whole class to stand up and give it to the head teacher, Mr. Ji. When Mr. Ji was angry, he asked us to double our homework tonight. The students cast a reproachful look at the "speech group", but they didn't apologize at all, which made the students very angry.
The "battle group" is also famous in our class. They often launch so-called "attacks" on senior or junior students. Sometimes you are not convinced when you lose. If they win, they will hold their heads high and almost go to heaven. Once, the "fighting group" in our class fought with a classmate "PK", fighting! "Zhang Rongman anxiously said to Zhang Tao, the monitor on duty." Where is it? "Zhang Tao also began to become anxious. Zhang Rongman took Zhang Tao and said, "On the podium in the classroom. When I entered the classroom, I saw that Zhang Congjing didn't really fight with Li Junyi, so I was relieved. "。 Finally, Zhang Congjing won, holding his head high, like a victorious rooster!
This is our class. If you want to know more, please come to me for an interview!
Let's talk about composition 6 in our class. There are several ethnic groups, that is, painting blindly, making fun, engaging in art, and being nerds. I'll just pick three typical ones to talk about!
Blind painting family
My deskmate and several of his good friends are both painters. Let's talk about my deskmate first His name is Shen Du, and he likes painting very much. He can always draw something strange.
I remember one time, when we were painting seriously, the voice of "Hee Hee" came from Shen Du's seat from time to time. I turned my head and saw that Shen Du painted a monster that looked like a human being instead of the theme the teacher gave us. I whispered to him, "Why don't you draw the theme the teacher gave us?" Or you will be miserable. After all, you are still the representative of the art class! "He ignored me until class was over. He picked up the picture he drew in class and smiled and said to me, "What do you think of the alien prince and the alien king I drew? "As soon as I saw it, I smiled. You'll never guess what he painted: the alien prince has long hair, a bow, a moustache, a long skirt and high heels. It says the height of 360 meters next to it. Alien king with bald head, long beard, black clothes and shoes, height1.5cm. What a scrawl!
Naughty person
Several people in our class are troublemakers, so we call them troublemakers.
Once, when one of our classmates was answering questions, because the ground was slippery and there was no sound when moving the bench, the troublemaker quietly moved the bench. As soon as the students who answer the questions sit down, they will certainly throw a dog at the mud and make everyone laugh.
nerd
There are not only students who love to play, but also students who love to learn. Let me talk about it!
The vice monitor of our class is a nerd. Every time he has a self-study class, he is reading a book. Although the class was in chaos, he pretended not to hear. It was not until the monitor gave him a push and chatted for a while that he came out of the sea of books.
This is our class, a lively and interesting class.
Let's talk about composition 7 in our class. Each class has its own characteristics, and our class is no exception. Let me introduce our class.
Our class is a class with poor self-control ability. The teachers in our class say that our class is quite good, but the self-control ability is a little poor. Even a small matter will make the whole class stir up. Take math class for example. The math teacher is humorous, but our class's self-control ability is poor. The humorous language of the math teacher often makes our class active in class. I remember last Friday afternoon, the last class in our class was math. After this class, after school, students' attention is naturally distracted. At first, the teacher was talking about exercises, and the students were very calm, but most of them were not focused. When the teacher saw it, he said, "Students, if you want to concentrate, you will be shot. Three, two, one, I see who is not listening carefully. " At this time, the students' attention immediately focused and listened carefully. But this situation did not last long before it resurfaced. Suddenly, the teacher said, "look, look at this classmate's soul." So is this, and so is this. I want to hook you back with the' Gouhun trick'. " Suddenly, the students burst into laughter. One of them said, "Teacher, I don't think you can connect. I'll connect you with us." At this time, the class is as noisy as the market. When the class is over, the teacher can't help it or smile bitterly.
Our class is a class with strong planning ability. On Teacher's Day, the students carefully arranged to surprise the teachers. We decorated the classroom with colorful colors, and balloons and ribbons hung on the walls. Of course, these are not enough to surprise the teachers, so we also planned a content: the teacher came into the classroom, one student played a song with the violin, another student sent the teacher a bunch of flowers, and the other students stood up and read a poem thanking the teacher written on the blackboard. So, this plan is implemented like this. When the teacher came into the classroom, he was both surprised and moved. This is what we want to achieve. It's really "God helps those who help themselves". In this way, teachers and students happily spent this Teacher's Day.
This is our class, a class with poor self-control but strong planning ability.
Tell me about the composition in our class. Our class can be said to be the largest family in the school. There are many people and rich natural products, so our class will produce more "awesome people". Too many "cattle people" also have disadvantages, that is, there are too many people to count. Ok, I'll talk about the "awesome people" in our class today.
First of all, let's talk about the "athlete" in our class-"Xiao Lao".
If nothing else is said for the time being, you can see that she is an athletic person just by her skin color. Her skin color is very healthy wheat color. There is neither morbid white nor ugly black. Anyway, it's a healthy and beautiful complexion.
She won many awards for our class in the sports meeting on February 9, 65438, which added a lot of glory to our class.
The red plastic runway is her stage, and she was born for this stage.
I still remember that day, it was raining lightly, and she stood at the starting line, ready to go, sunny and cheerful. When the whistle sounded, everyone else tried their best and rushed out like an arrow, but she ran unhurriedly, and the whole class was worried. Even so, she didn't slow down much On the second lap, she began to accelerate and easily passed a girl. On the third lap, she began to sprint, and the other girls were getting tired. She still easily surpassed everyone. In the end, there is no doubt that she became the champion. The whole class cheered for her.
It seems that she is not the kind of athlete with developed limbs and simple mind. This makes me, who is not good at sports, admire her even more.
Let's talk about the "little painter" in our class-bugs.
To tell the truth, I don't know him well. But his painting level is obvious to all of us, and even the teachers are full of praise.
For example, on the May 4th Youth Day, the art teacher collected the paintings of students from all classes and made an exhibition. Our "bug" classmate and several classmates handed in some pictures together. On the exhibition board, we accidentally saw his paintings, ranking first. Seriously, other people's paintings are no different from his. Students from other classes also praised it. It seems that his name of "little painter" does not only exist in our class.
This is just the tip of the iceberg among the "awesome people" in our class. But don't envy them too much. I believe that nothing is impossible as long as you are willing to work hard. Perhaps, the next "awesome person" to be praised is you!
Tell me about our class composition 9 brothers, haven't you been asking me who is the best person in our class? Ok, let me introduce him to you today!
The class was over, and with a bang, the students went to exercise. The students immediately put down their work and flew to the playground like arrows. The students lined up neatly, waiting for the cows to appear.
The impassioned voice of the "Sports Commission" is really harsh. My eyes are all looking in the same direction. Wow, that scene almost blinded me. He seems to have just arrived from Shanghai, holding a basketball in his hand and looking straight at the basketball court on the playground.
He is tall and thin, and looks like a monkey. He walks with strength, strength. He is good at running, with a quick start, more like a naughty monkey. Ahem, let's get together. Today, I will exercise first, and then I will disband my free activities. Because the PE teacher is not here, only he leads the team. Then our boy organized a ball game. Our class didn't run around after the dissolution of other classes, but lined up like geese to watch the Sports Commission lead us to play basketball. After we divide into groups, we can decide the outcome without fighting. Whoever is in the same group as the Sports Commission will surely win. He and I are not in the same group. I am really going to lose this time. Everyone in our group knew that we were going to lose, so they said, we are weak, let's serve first!
Come on, it's time for the Sports Commission to show its talents. He used his lightning speed to grab the ball with us. In an instant, the ball ran into his hand, leaving us all unresponsive. We started chasing him, and before we could run, cheers rang out over there. "The goal is in, the goal is in." Well, there's nothing we can do.
Also, when he made a layup with the ball, the front was surrounded by us. Guess what he should do. Yes, that's right. He just used his big move to run with the ball, pass it to his teammates and then pass it to him. He is lazy and really looks like a monkey. We were caught off guard.
I'm telling you, he's a good pitcher. Once, a man in our class said he would challenge him to pitch. This kind of big talk is not what everyone wants to say. Finally lost to this awesome person.
Hey, hey, man, this guy in our class is awesome!
Tell me about our class's composition 10 Our class's math teacher often says that our class is strange, mainly because girls are very active in class, but boys are stupefied. When Ding's bell rang, the boys were full of pride as if they had beaten chicken blood.
Well, after lunch, everyone came to the "front" (classroom), hoping to destroy the "enemy" (homework) quickly. The classroom is really quiet! Suddenly, a scream broke the silence. "Yang Siqi is a violent woman!" It turned out that Ichiro Qin was making trouble and provoked Yang Siqi, the female man in our class. Now a wonderful martial arts film is on. See Yang Siqi angrily to Qin Yilang, and then gave him a hard pinch. To our surprise, Qin Ichiro actually said in a melodramatic tone: "Oh, hate, why pinch others!" Say that finish, tease with his "charming" eyes, slightly cock orchid fingers, really amazing! None of the students present wobbled without laughing, and some even knocked on the table with a smile; Some laughed so hard that they couldn't stand straight; Some people even burst into tears. After a noise, everyone continued to work hard.
On another occasion, students entertained themselves in class without practice. Qin Ichiro's phrase "Girls are really useless, just real fools" aroused everyone's "public anger". Subsequently, a big pk for men and women officially began. This is not an arms race, but a verbal confrontation. At the official start of the competition, boys and girls refused to give way to each other, their mouths were flying all over the sky, and they were trying to find each other's weaknesses and shortcomings. Some of them are obsessed with height, some attack the body, some challenge IQ, and so on. After everyone was thirsty and exhausted, the war gradually subsided.
Everyone will definitely ask, who won? The result was a draw. Because this is just a game, although we are angry with each other, attacking each other and slandering each other on the court, we can be reconciled and United after the end.
Listen-the "pk" competition between men and women in our class has started again.
Talk about our class's composition 1 1 It's not enough to talk about our class's writers. There are several schools, each with its own unique skills. Do you want to know? Let's have a look.
Adult writer-I, my composition is full of adult novels, and my teacher often criticizes me. My composition doesn't taste like a child. I have corrected this problem several times, but a leopard cannot change his spots! Who told me to read so many adult novels? My disciple is the best in my class. Isn't it cool?
Huang Haisong, a braggart writer, talked about him. He praised himself as a banana fan and praised him. When he talked about cowhide, even the volcano was blown out by him. So his composition is always particularly imaginative. If you write an imaginary composition for him, he will get full marks and ruin the dramas of other sects. At that time, the world will be in chaos!
Zhong, a writer who doesn't like to keep a diary, doesn't like to keep a diary. No matter how threatening or tempting the teacher is, he always takes a firm attitude and just doesn't hand in his diary. But when he wrote his composition, it was like a different person. Good words and sentences finally came in handy, and I never lost to him in terms of writing or vocabulary. You know, I am also his master, and no master has lost to his apprentice Khan.
Luo is a lively children's writer. Her children's poems are world-class. I have to admire her and learn from her.
There are many writers in our class. Do you want to know? Come to our class, and we will certainly welcome you. How about the composition?
I am an extraordinary girl, but I came to an extraordinary school and entered an extraordinary class.
Everyone in our class is very enthusiastic!
I remember one morning last semester, I was dizzy and dozed off. Over time, my classmates said I was pale and told me not to do radio exercises. But I had to do it. They had no choice but to come to the playground with me. As a result, I was "rushed to the office" by the teacher.
People in our class are so exaggerated!
After math class, I feel nauseous. Small A advertises me-"vomiting blood"! ! ! You see, such a small thing has been described as a big deal by them. Can you say that the people in our class are not exaggerating?
The people in our class are so strange!
Sometimes we care so much about our classmates, and sometimes we are so disunited! The students went to war just for a trivial matter. I can't stand it! Just like not long ago, Xiao B found that Xiao C didn't finish his homework and just told me in time. The two of them had a bitter quarrel. Xiao B even "recruited" to "clean up" Xiao C, and the relationship between classmates was awkward.
The people in our class are just extraordinary!
At that stage, the top students were in our class, but the top students were also in our class! Unusual, isn't it? ! You may ask: How can the students taught by the same teacher be so different? Hey, you don't know anything! Some students in our class are really easy to learn. In order to learn more knowledge, you can give up all your play time! But how many students regard class time as recess! Now do you know why they are so far apart?
There are countless stories in our class, but everything will leave a deep impression on people. In a word, our class is extraordinary!
Hey, our class.
Tell me about our class composition 13! He rolled on the ground again, with his two good friends; Look! They began to play with small trains again, one after another, and the connection became longer and longer. When they surround a person in the middle, they laugh as if laughing at the person who is surrounded in the middle and wants to go out but can't get out.
He, a pair of curved arch eyebrows, an authentic oval face, and a sharp voice. In ancient times, he was definitely a "red man" around the emperor!
In class, the teacher slapped him and asked him to answer. He stood up timidly, fingered his thumb and screamed, "I haven't read a book. How do I know?" Still pouting. In that case, it's a little eunuch. And he still pouted: "Yes." It seems that things are not big enough, and they have come to mend the knife again. He cries easily when others don't believe him.
He studies in general, but also talks about novels and is absent-minded in his homework. Unexpectedly, a heartless man like him is keen on all kinds of competitive games. Every time the bell rings, he rushes to my deskmate's seat at the first time, spits, and his eyes shine. I was hurt when I was doing my homework-his saliva was all over the book. But his appearance, he is completely different from usual, which makes me almost think that it is not him standing here. If the bell rings when he gets to the point, he will always find every opportunity to continue talking to that person in class, otherwise he won't stop.
Although he is, he is a pianist. It is said that his piano attainments have reached Grade 8.
He is Fan Xiao, a great man in our class. A naughty and serious big boy.
Let's talk about our class composition 14. We have a six-year class, but it is the top class in the whole school. The academic performance is the first in the year group every time, and it has never been defeated. This is because our class is a united, harmonious and positive group. There has never been a big fight between boys and girls, but a little friction is inevitable.
There has been a strange wind blowing in the class recently. Several boys, led by Lin Hefei, the fattest man in the world, give girls nicknames at will. Recently, a group of boys joined the nickname team, which made the nickname wind spread even more. What "white", "skinny monkey" and "four-eyed chicken" ... almost every girl has a nickname.
No wonder boys give girls nicknames. Those girls are full of domineering and never show mercy to our boys, which really makes us unbearable. They are the most prominent of the four fierce women.
1 Zhang Tianjiao, the main function, has a strong attraction. When she gives the order, all the girls in the class can come at once. She has good academic performance and strong organizational skills. Girls always ask her questions, but she never cares about boys. Her overbearing and stubborn personality is unparalleled.
The second place, Qian Feng, is a thug among the four shrews. Whoever annoys her, let her pinch, and she will hurt. Her deskmate, that is, my back desk, suffers from the pain of flesh and blood every day, and the cries of "ah" and "ah" are endless.
NO.3 in a single month, her scud and endurance are unparalleled. No matter who she chases, she will win every battle and never miss. Sometimes, together with Qian Feng, one person chases and fights with another, and the cooperation is very tacit, so boys are often "killed".
Fourth, Wang Wenyu, whose practical jokes always make people laugh. Compared with them, people who love to laugh are dwarfed, ashamed and quite sad. A fire often rises in their hearts. How can she be better than me? ……
This is our class, a class that sometimes makes people happy and sometimes makes people miserable.
Tell me about our class composition 15. Mention our class. There's too much to say.
The number of students in our class is the least in the history of our Huangsheng Middle School. There are only 27 students in a class. So, are you surprised?
However, everyone in our class has his own strengths. Let's start with Wu Xia. She is the top student in our class. If we have any questions, we will ask her and she will explain them to us carefully. If you look around, she really looks like a teacher. She is giving lectures to other students again.
Let's talk about two "celebrities" in our class first. Speaking of these two "celebrities", everyone will not be unfamiliar, because they are Wu who made us laugh at our school's New Year's Day party in 20xx. Although they echo each other from afar on the stage, they are full of tacit understanding, but they are a pair of "sworn enemies" off the stage. No, because the answer to a question is different, they "fight" again.
Then let me introduce you to the labor committee of our class. He had a haircut, a dovetail hairstyle, jeans and casual shoes. From a distance, it was a word: cool. At the same time, he tried his best to perform his duties. Every morning he goes to the health area and picks up the garbage when he finds it. When he comes to the classroom, he will urge the students on duty to clean up. At the end of the day, he was really busy.
Let's talk about the long-distance running champion in our class. Needless to say, everyone knows that he is Li Fei. He will take part in the cross-country race in winter every year, and he will get excellent results. However, Jiang Yunlong is not bad, and even the class teacher said that "Jiang Yunlong's explosive power is particularly strong", so Jiang Yunlong's sprint performance is top-notch.
I believe that under the leadership of our head teacher, we will give full play to our strengths, learn from each other and create a more perfect class!
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