What is the line of Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao's sketch "Eat Noodles"?

Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao's sketch "eat noodles" lines part is:

Chen: (slightly surprised) Eat noodles!

Zhu: Look, this is a bowl of noodles.

Chen: Hey! I didn't eat today.

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: Ah-I said I would work hard today. Hehe, I have to work hard.

Zhu: Come on, let's get ready first. Ok, all our departments are paying attention. Makeup, costumes and props are all ready.

Chen: (looking at the bowl and talking to himself happily) Noodles with gravy!

Zhu: Hey. The location of the camera, let's get closer. Hey, okay.

Chen: (eating noodles secretly makes a noise)

Chen: (continuing to steal noodles)

Zhu: What's that noise? Be quiet!

Chen: Shh-[Audience Laughter] (Whispering) Don't laugh!

Zhu: All departments are stepping up preparations. (walking towards Chen) Ah, the actor's play is (finding him eating noodles)-hey! How could you? Have you eaten yet?

Chen: To tell the truth, I didn't have breakfast today. I'll make a mat first.

Zhu: We haven't started shooting yet!

Chen: (pointing to the surface of the barrel) Never mind, I think there is another barrel over there!

Zhu: (Helpless) Eh, this scene is like this.

Chen: Ah.

Zhu: You have an appointment with your girlfriend to go to the movies at 8 o'clock tonight. ...

Chen: Ah! Love drama. (excited) Ouch ~ ~ This-

Zhu: (looking at his watch) Er-now it's …

Chen: Hey, director, I like watching romantic movies since I was a child.

Zhu: Stop nagging, it's already 8 o'clock.

Chen: Hey, it's eight o'clock.

Zhu: You are eating noodles, and your girlfriend calls you. After eating noodles, put down the bowl and run out.

Zhu: Let me say a few words. What's your hurry? ...

Chen: Yes, I'm in no hurry.

Zhu: No, I said a few lines. What's your hurry?

Chen: Yes, I'm really in no hurry to direct.

Zhu: (impatiently) I said a few lines. What are you talking about? ...

Chen: (grabbing words and showing helpless expression) It's two lines. I'm in no hurry. ...

Zhu: (loudly) OK! Stop it!

Chen: Hey. Yes

Zhu: Stop it!

Chen: Ah, I won't talk about it.

Zhu: One * * * two lines, you are right.

Chen: (a little understood) What I said.

Zhu: What's your hurry? Give me a minute.

Chen: Oh, I seem to understand. I told you.

Zhu: Hey, tell me what you said.

Chen: Eh (I haven't recovered yet).

Zhu: You said.

Chen: (glancing at the director) Hmm. That's it?

Zhu: Why do you say that? Of course, you have to be emotional.

Chen: Oh, be emotional. (impatient) Hi! Why are you in such a hurry? Give me a minute!

Zhu: Stop ... You have to talk while eating!

Chen: Talk when you eat. It's not easy (talking while eating). What's your hurry? ...

Zhu: Stop, stop, stop. You really filled this bowl of noodles. Find some of this feeling of eating noodles.

Chen: (delighted, unbelievable) Really, let me have a bowl ————————— Oh, it's full.

Zhu: All our departments are paying attention. Let's take a look at the actors' play first, and start shooting immediately. All right, come on. I'm ready.

Chen: (hands over the bowl) Why don't you eat first?

Zhu: (Helpless. Use your hand to signal him to eat)

Chen: Then I-I'm welcome.

Chen: Hey ~ ~ It tastes good!

Zhu: What's delicious?

Chen: Noodles. Salty!

Zhu: That's not what I asked you. (Hands on his shoulders) Let me ask you this-how does it feel?

Chen: (touching his stomach) I'm full!

Zhu: (Helpless) It's all twisted. Look at that.

Chen: No!

Zhu: I asked you how you felt about that scene just now. The feeling of this play.

Chen: Drama-nothing.

Zhu: How can you not feel it? This play-

Chen: Oh, no, it just feels good, that's all.

Zhu: Stop!

Chen: (still eating)

Zhu: Stop! What? I don't feel anything!

Chen: Nothing.

Zhu: Why don't you feel anything?

Chen: What you said doesn't feel anything.

Zhu: What line?

Chen: The line is "What's your hurry?"

Zhu: You ...

Chen: Hey, Director, don't criticize me either. I'll have another bowl.

Zhu: OK. Let's go Get ready.

Chen: Hey (weak answer).

Zhu: OK. Eat! Official shooting! Get ready! Cheer up and be natural. Action!

Chen: (Eat noodles quickly)

Zhu: Say it! Go ahead!

Chen: Words!

Zhu: Say your lines!

Chen: lines!

Zhu: Wrong! Stop.

Chen: (Put down the bowl after eating)

Chen: OK-

Zhu: (Zhu picks up the bucket and pours it into the bowl)

Chen: Hey, Director, I, I, I eat, I ...

Zhu: OK, very good.

Chen: This-this is not edible.

Zhu: Don't panic, don't panic. Get down. Get down.

Chen: (Squatting down and getting up again)

Zhu: Get down!

Chen: I can't squat down here.

Zhu: Oh dear-props, get a stool. Come on, sit down, sit down.

Chen: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Zhu: OK, the camera is ready. Official shooting. I'm ready. Here we go.

Chen: (Pick the noodles to your mouth and put them down, so you can't eat)

Chen: (burps)

Zhu: OK, OK, hold on a little longer, and hold on for another minute. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. Just one minute. Attention all departments! Official shooting. Get ready-

Chen: (burps)

Zhu: I said you. ...

Chen: Director, I really can't (burp). I'll shoot whoever you like (burp). I'd better go and do my old job.

Zhu: Come back! Come back!

Chen: Director. I really don't want to be famous now.

Zhu: You don't want to be famous.

Extended data:

1, "Eating Noodles" is the representative work of Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao in 1984 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, marking the birth of the sketch. Significance of the work: The change from "taking an examination of actors" to "eating noodles" was a sensation, and the Spring Festival Evening became the audience's favorite sketch training base.

2. The characterization in the sketch "Eating Noodles" is very successful, and the actors' performances are also excellent. From the perspective of wearing, Peisi Chen is wearing a jacket with the same color as the workers' uniform, a pair of gray trousers, a pair of cloth shoes on his feet and a hat on his head, which is a bit biased, just like the image of a migrant worker; Zhu Shimao is a suit and tie, black shoes, a watch and a script. The two men have small eyes and heavy eyebrows, and their looks are in sharp contrast. Two images with such a big contrast are bound to make a lot of jokes.

3. Creation process: The crew invited Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao to stay in the hotel to write "Eating Noodles". Because there was no such program as sketch before, they wrote it in the hotel for a week, but the last thing they wrote failed to pass the heart-to-heart talk with the crew.

As a result, they found it too difficult, and they had to pay food stamps when eating in hotels. The crew was also having a hard time. They were embarrassed to stay like this and ran away. After that, I started the whole cast looking for them everywhere. There were no cell phones at that time. Fortunately, both of them are from Bayi Factory, so I called the factory leaders to send someone to find them. When I got it back, I agreed to continue writing. When I finished, I failed and ran away. Run away and take it back to continue writing.

In this way, Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao ran out of the hotel three times before and after writing "Eating Noodles". Huang Yihe said, it is because of this toss and turn that the final product has quality. I won countless applause in the audition.

4. Huang Yihe, the general director of the first CCTV Spring Festival Evening, recalled: "Because the sketch" Eating Noodles "was purely amusing and had no political significance, I was not sure whether it could stand, so the crew auditioned in Tiantan Sports Hotel and showed it to many sports celebrities."

Zhu Shimao said at that time, it seemed that the laughter disappeared in the middle of the performance, and it seemed that there were few people left. I think this project has no effect. Later, when you look intently, everyone gets up from the ground one by one, rolling with laughter and speechless. Then there was warm applause.

References:

Eat noodles _ Baidu Encyclopedia? Peisi Chen _ Baidu encyclopedia