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How do boys love green tea bitches (selected 2 1 sentence)

1, prank

Step 2 be cynical

3. Friendship between men and women

4, thick-skinned: bold, not afraid of making a fool of yourself.

Scholar Qian Zhongshu took advantage of Jiang Yang's nap on the table and drew glasses on his face with a brush, which made Jiang Yang furious and opened his heart after waking up.

6. Lover is always the saddest term in the world. It has too many tears and too many grievances. How much strength can our fragile hearts bear?

7, just, you are hungry, this kind of beauty, can only give you inner enjoyment, you, who grew up eating fireworks, you are not a fairy, you are not a bird, you need worldly food to supplement your physical strength and fill your spirit.

8, so, you and he gradually faded. So, you are getting farther and farther away from him. Therefore, you and he will inevitably become passers-by. The most difficult and crucial thing between men and women is size. It is difficult for too many people to grasp this size.

9. He appreciates you, he cares about you only because he appreciates you, and you communicate with him only because you trust him. Knowing him is your safest bottom line. Know him, that is, the person you flinched and left with a tissue.

10, was named the sexiest person in the world. British pop singer robbie williams is such a cynic. He is bad, but he can't tell what he has done and what's wrong. -bad is also a kind of temperament.

1 1. Friends and lovers are naturally different. The premise of establishing a relationship between two people is mutual appreciation and love, and then they will gradually enter the ranks of friends, but he will not talk about feelings with you, except love. He will always be your closest friend, a friend of the opposite sex, and outsiders can't give you the safest friend.

12, let's be friends! Friends are the best, there is fun between opposite sex, and there is no pain between lovers. If you have this kind of friendship, you are happy, but you must make yourself very rational. If you take a step beyond the past, you will become very painful. Bless you, with this friendship, and thank you, so that others can also have this happiness.

13, in the eyes of women, the most attractive time for men is to laugh miserably, but not bad. Everyone knows that men are not bad and women don't love them. The key question is how bad they are. Generally speaking, the scale and degree of bad will vary from person to person. Here are a few examples. Bad can depend on which kind you belong to; Those who are not bad enough can learn from which one suits them.

14, so you start going down the mountain. The road down the mountain seems simple, but in fact it is difficult and steep step by step. First of all, when you go up the mountain, you are not full of joy. Those who can't wait are hungry. Your child may be hungry, and your lover may be messy. You finally fell to the end step by step. You went home with him. Long-lost family warmth nourishes your heart.

15, bad men are not modest, and of course they are not afraid of rejection. Li Ao, Taiwan Province Province, is pursuing beautiful women he doesn't know. His present wife Xiaotun caught up with him after he drove past the school gate. Some naughty and overbearing: in a word, stubborn and strong, but you must show a little naughty and shameless, so as to be cute and have the bad effect we say, otherwise it is really overbearing and unlovable.

16, how many people will envy your happiness, and how many people will long for this pure and beautiful friendship. However, this feeling is not shared by everyone. This feeling will only create a collision between you and him. This kind of feelings will further become the feelings between secular men and women. This feeling, take a step back and become ordinary friends, even passers-by. Caution has thus become the most important dimension of this relationship.

17, no one wants to be lonely, and no one is not eager for the friendship between the opposite sex. More attractive and nervous than same-sex love. Many of you can't tell or understand the same sex. At this time, if you have a friend of the opposite sex, you can tell your friend of the opposite sex without scruple, and he will not only understand you, but also comfort you and care about you, which a friend of the same sex can't give you. If you have a friend of the opposite sex, then you should be very happy, such as rain and dew, and keep wet in every dry season.

18, when a man is a bad boy, a bad boy is naive. Wit and humor: once, when President Reagan was giving a speech at the White House piano concert, his wife Nancy accidentally dropped her chair on the carpet of the audience. The audience applauded, but Nancy stood up flexibly and returned to her seat with the warm applause of more than 200 guests. Seeing that his wife was not hurt, Reagan put in a quip: Honey, I told you that you should only perform like this when I didn't get applause.

19, Sex: The jokes about lewdness and meat are just right, so don't touch them. In love, if you are too regular and never touch her body, she will think you are tasteless and love is not warm enough. Touch here refers to holding hands, patting shoulders, etc. Men who are better at each scene seem to impress women more, and that's the truth. In short, how to make yourself worse is really a big challenge to face, skin, language, figure and temperament. The beauty of women is from the inside out, and the bad charm of attractive men is a kind of performance, a natural performance.

20. The affection between men and women is like climbing a mountain. Standing at the foot of the mountain, the top of the mountain is full of green flowers and dancing. Therefore, your desire to climb has soared. Then, regardless of everything, you climb to the top of the mountain step by step. Finally, you reached the top of the mountain. The scenery on the top of the mountain is really infinitely beautiful. First of all, the endless sky makes your heart intoxicated first. Butterflies come, birds are crisp, and occasionally there is a stream, and the sound lingers in the joy of mountains and rivers. You are drunk. You only have this infinitely beautiful scenery in your heart. Between your ears and eyes, there is only this sweetness and green.

2 1, between a man and a woman, if you can't stand the temptation, if you take that step, unfortunately, you become his lover. If you can't upgrade to a lover, if your feelings can't get married, how many feelings can you stand the washing of wind, frost, rain and snow? How many tears of loneliness and discontent can you bear? So, you raised yourself to the top of the mountain, so you began to face the tears when you went down the mountain. Therefore, you inevitably become a passerby. Although, you shed tears, although, you bled. Men and women-friendship-love-lovers-passers-by, this is the formula for thousands of people in Qian Qian to come out with blood and tears. Either you make yourself his lover, or all you have to do is keep your heart and be his ordinary friend with only gender differences. However, there is more tolerance, appreciation, understanding and tolerance than same-sex friends. If you are wise, you will turn yourself into the same gender as him, although the difference is inevitable. And this subtle difference is the key pleasure of making friends with him. But behind this difference, you have regarded him as an almost homosexual person, so you are happy and you are not in danger.