Funny couplets by ancient literati, Bo Jun smiles

Sister, I miss you;

Brother, you are wrong.

In a scientific examination in the Qing Dynasty, one of the examinees mistakenly wrote "Sister, I think about it" as the title "I am ignorant, I am thinking about it" in "Shang Shu Qin Oath", and the examiner commented casually: "Brother, you are wrong", the two words are a natural pair.

I don’t know whether I can get ahead or not;

It’s strange that it hangs over and over again.

When Chen Xiao, a Taoist priest of the Tang Dynasty, climbed Mount Huashan, he occasionally fell down, and the doctor Yu Wenhan made fun of him. The upper and lower couplets are modified from "Laozi" Chapter 38 "Superior Virtue Is Not Virtuous" and Chapter 1 "Mysterious and Mysterious".

The mountains manage the people, but the water manages the wealth, and the grass manages the lives;

The skin is in the robe and trousers, and the horse leather is in the corpse.

In the early years of the Republic of China, Kong Zhaoluan, the general of the third town in Sichuan, was illiterate in writing, but he liked to pretend to be polite. He mistook "horse leather corpses" for "horse leather corpses" when lecturing soldiers, and mistook "horse leather corpses" for "horse leather corpses". Some people think that "taking care of human life" is a joke.

The mountains manage the people, the people manage the wealth, and the grass controls the lives;

Thunder beats the demons, fish beats the waves, and rope beats the demon fox.

Li Tiaoyuan met an old Taoist who mistakenly said "take care of people's lives" for "take care of people's lives", and boasted that he "can send thunder to beat (bind) demons, and sacrifice ropes to immortals to beat (bind) demon foxes". Li Yin used Lian satire it.

A rich man gives birth to a son;

A talented woman marries a jackal.

The son of a certain admonishing official was uneducated and had no skills. He took the imperial examination and wrote "cailang" as "jackal",

"powerful family" as dog door, and his volume was listed He was assigned to the sixth class. Later, when the examiner learned about his father's identity, he was reclassified to the first class. He was nicknamed "Sixty-one layman" and was mocked in a couplet written at his home.

There is no bitch in the Quli chapter;

There is a ram in the Three Chuanzhuan of Spring and Autumn Period.

Han Mulu taught in a certain Mongolian school. He was not very literate and worked in the school administration. One day he taught his students to read "Quli", and he said "Don't be reluctant to get wealth when you are in trouble, and never be spared when faced with difficulties". "Wu" is pronounced as "Mother". A scholar laughed when he heard it and mocked it in the first couplet. Han responded in reply to the second couplet. The celebrity was shocked and asked for his name, only to find out that the owner had made a mistake, and Han You got his name.

At the time of the Buddha, it was a scripture from the Western Regions, and Xuan Sheng cried sadly and laughed at Maitreya;

Zhenguan was the reign name of Tokyo, and the Emperor of Tang Dynasty was mistakenly shocked.

An examiner mistakenly misidentified the words "Buddha Shi" and "Zhenguan" in "The Book of Songs of Zhou" in "The Book of Songs" and "Zhenguan Zhe Ye" in "The Book of Changes" as Buddhist scriptures and year names. Some people used this Lian mocked it.

Situ Tuo body Jiang Yuan, pitiful Jian Di desolate, that day falsely conquered Xuanniao Rui;

To expand and build the capital to unite ten thousand people, I wonder when Pingcheng was sparse, in what year he was changed to King Helian.

Guangxu Guisi Enke, Weng Tonghe and others were the examiners. Three examination questions were misjudged, and the name Di Xuanniu, the birthplace of the Shang Dynasty, was mistaken for Jiang Yuan, and Pingcheng, the capital of the Yuan and Wei Dynasties, was mistaken for Tongwan. Many examiners were punished for this. Funny people use this to form a connection.