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The real version of toad wants to eat swan meat. What other funny pictures have you seen?
In fact, it is an idiom that a toad wants to eat swan meat, which generally refers to some people who have no self-knowledge and are bent on getting something impossible. Generally, it is widely used to refer to an ugly man who likes an extremely beautiful woman and wants it. Here, such a man is compared to a toad and a beautiful woman is compared to a white swan.
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We don't know if you have seen an interesting cartoon. A poor handsome boy in the country accidentally fell into the river when he cut down a tree with an axe by the river. Just when he was in a hurry and didn't know what to do, a beautiful river god suddenly appeared in the river, holding an axe made of gold, silver and iron in his hand and asking, which one is yours? The man honestly chose his rusty iron axe over there.
The river god pays great attention to honesty, and the man's choice has captured her heart. This picture was seen by the passing Lao Du. He wanted to throw an axe so that he could take care of the beautiful river god himself.
? So Lao Du found an opportunity, dropped an axe, waited and waited for a long time, but nothing happened. Just as he was about to leave, a huge female monster appeared on the rough river, looking at Lao Du with shining eyes, and Lao Du was scared to flee everywhere. In fact, the beauty river god has long seen through Lao Du's malice and toad's improper psychology of wanting to eat swan meat, so he called the female monster to perform a play to punish those who want to get something that doesn't belong to them through unfair deception.
? In fact, a man with a special appearance often appears in many TV dramas, but all the women around him are because this man is capable or rich. A person's appearance is natural. We still have to do things in a down-to-earth manner, improve our other abilities and enhance our personality charm.
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