Marriage funny sentences

1. The emperor called on Fengtian, saying, "Husbands in the world take orders: Because there are more men than women in society, it is extremely serious. In order for men to get wives as soon as possible, men in the world must strictly abide by the following marriage rules: Husbands make money and wives spend money; Husband cooks and wife eats; Wife eats, husband washes dishes; The wife has a life, and the husband obeys it. Qin this! Husbands are willing to do this, MUST!

2. Marriage is just a kind of bondage, a peace-of-mind pill, so that men can no longer be casual and romantic outside, and women can stay at home with peace of mind

3. Marriage can't avoid an episode, and it's inevitable that my wife will lose her temper with each other. My wife will give me an explanation for this, pay my salary in full, hit me in my wife's pocket, and scold me for loving me to help me grow up and prevent me from getting worse

4. Find a good wife to live my life. I do the laundry today, and you cook the rice. If I work overtime, you never bother. My parents took it, and my mother-in-law was very warm. Neighbors praised her, and the days are booming!

5. Marriage is a mirror. If both of them are beautiful in the mirror, it will be beautiful. If two people embrace each other and are beautiful, it will be more beautiful. On the contrary, if one person is ugly, it will be twice as ugly. If both of them are ugly, it will only be torn to pieces!

6. There is a brother named Ah Fu, whose origin is unambiguous. Find a virtuous and good daughter-in-law. She is busy at home and outside. Ah Fu beat her back when she was tired, and she poured water when she was thirsty. They never quarrel, and everyone keeps their thumbs up! In fact, marriage is nothing, simplicity is bliss!

7. What is marriage? It is the beautiful ending of love. Romance will turn into dullness, but it will also turn into an inseparable part of life.

8. Romance is a beautiful finery. It is impossible to wear it every day, but it should be worn occasionally. What you need to wear on your body every day is the ordinary coat of marriage. Although it is ordinary, it is indispensable.

9. Red happy characters, red halls, red brides and red grooms. Traditional wedding, happy you, may your marriage life be sweet forever.

1. Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, and some people say that marriage is the guarantee of long-term love. You need to taste it yourself.

11. You don't need too many sweet words at the moment, but too many true feelings can make you in the same boat together in the future. As friends, please let us share this romance and immediately send our sincere wishes to your friends: I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!

12. A period of fate thousands of years ago made you two personal today; Your names are carefully engraved on the Sansheng stone, which indicates that this relationship has experienced vicissitudes; Time flies, the sun and the moon change, I hope you can help each other, and the days are sweeter than honey.