What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened between you and a teacher in school?

Real experience, not nonsense.

When I was in high school, I was the representative of the Chinese subject, and the Chinese teacher was a young and beautiful female teacher. One night during self-study, she asked me to collect my homework and send it to her dormitory. Maybe it was because a few classmates were holding back. It was late when I put away my homework, but I went to deliver it and forgot to knock on the door. I pushed it open and went in. She had already taken off her clothes and wanted to go to bed. Because it was hot, she didn't cover herself. When the quilter saw me entering, he hurriedly looked for the quilt. I also blushed, quickly put down my homework and escaped.

From then on, I felt very embarrassed when I saw my Chinese teacher, but she seemed like nothing happened. Many years have passed, but I still feel my heart beating when I think of this incident. I blame myself for being too rude and shouldn't have rushed into the female teacher's dormitory!

When I was in college, there was a teacher who taught politics, and he was also a teacher who had just become a regular teacher after internship. Everyone gave him the nickname Big Bear because he had big breasts and often wore tight and sexy clothes. We have a pretty good relationship and we often joke around. One day while chatting in her office at noon, she unbuttoned the top two buttons of her shirt, saying it was too tight and she was panicking. It made my mind full of random thoughts. I thought about it and came up with a sentence: "Do you know why we all call you Big Bear?" What she did next made me speechless. I saw her holding her chest with her hands and moving up and down twice. Asked me: "Is it because of this? I had a lot of similar nicknames when I was in school. I can't help it, I'm born with it..." I raised my head and covered my nose and asked: "Sister Xiong, do you have any paper?" She laughed loudly. Laugh

When I was in the second grade of junior high school, I had a new class teacher. He had just been married not long ago, and the child was about one year old. The class teacher was not tall, about 167, and his wife had a good figure and was beautiful.

The last time I went to school in the morning, when I arrived at the school gate, I pushed my bicycle toward the classroom with a female classmate in my class (cycling is not allowed in the school). We pulled apart after entering the school gate. The female classmate said: You Look, ***! So tall, so good-looking, and so beautiful to have a wife, you boys should all learn from it! I kept saying it, and she kept saying it. We were almost at the carport (2.300 meters away), and I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around and saw the head teacher looking at us with a smile and listening to us croaking. Run quickly! ! !

The one who taught us English at that time was a female teacher. She was very beautiful and fashionably dressed, but her eyes were a little short-sighted. No, it's not a little myopic, it's a high degree of myopia.

Just because of her highly myopic eyes, our respectable, amiable and lovely beautiful teacher has made a lot of jokes, which is very interesting when I think about it now.

One time during roll call in class, when my name was called, I couldn’t help but frown and said nothing, and felt extremely embarrassed.

"Yao Chuanhong." The beautiful teacher shouted again, and the tone was obviously two decibels higher than the last time.

I still said nothing.

My name is obviously Yao Chuanjiang, but she just named Yao Chuanhong, so I didn’t respond, which makes you anxious to death.

"Isn't Yao Chuanhong here today?" The beautiful teacher seemed really anxious at the time. She had a solemn face, raised her head and quickly scanned everyone, and at the same time raised her own hand. Lace glasses to see more clearly.

"Report, Yao Chuanhong didn't come today, Yao Chuanjiang is here." I stood up immediately and volunteered to answer.

"Okay, I understand, please sit down first! It's not your turn yet. When the call comes to you later, you can stand up again." The beautiful teacher then waved to me and motioned for me to sit down. Down.

"Holy shit, I really belong to you." At that time, I sat down on the stool, and the whole class couldn't help laughing. You said it was embarrassing or not.

I still have a say in this. . .

In junior high school, I was very rebellious. I played with all kinds of gangsters and had a bad rapport with another girl in the class. We often discussed pornography together, talking about all kinds of things, and even talked about it for a long time. My roommates were used to it, and no one said anything about me. We still felt that we were fashionable, until one day——

A batch of equipment came into the school teacher’s office, and it was wrapped in boxes. I saw it by the office window, and immediately said to my best friend next to me: “That must be a box of condoms.

"Coincidentally, our math teacher (male), a highly respected chairman in the school, happened to pass by me and heard this sentence. He was stunned, his eyes were full of complexity, and his lips were about to move, but he wanted to say something. I was stunned for 1 second or 2 seconds and then left. I was very scared! That was the time when I was working hard to learn math well. Then, in the math homework book the next day, I wrote a whole 5 lines about the teacher. My apology and my promise to learn mathematics well. However, since that day... the teacher's eyes would sometimes wander when I was sitting on the left side of the class. Another group...

It was more than 30 years ago, but I still remember it.

We only started physics in the third grade. In chemistry class, our new class teacher was this chemistry teacher. The embarrassing thing happened between me and him.

His surname is Li, he is in his 30s, about 1.75 meters tall. He wears narrow-rimmed glasses on his fair square face; his hair is black and shiny, and is neatly turned back, with no hair in the same direction; the clothes he often wears are silver-gray jackets and light beige suits, which must be With a tie, a winter blue knee-length woolen coat and a long scarf. In one word, handsome! There is always a small delicate comb in the inner pocket of the clothes. His most common actions are to comb his hair and trousers.

His family lived in a family room behind the school, and we often went there to ask questions.

At that time, they were all bungalows, with more than a dozen families living in one room. There was no indoor toilet, and one was built on the roadside in a residential area. There is an outdoor public toilet. Every household prepares a bucket for use at night. When we need to urinate during the day or are too lazy to go to the public toilet, we take the bucket to the outhouse at noon that day. A male classmate came to his house to ask questions, knocked on the door of the outer room, opened the door and went in. Our teacher suddenly appeared in front of us, with his back to us, his hands crossed in front of him, and a stream of water between his legs. The hot air hurriedly flowed into the iron bucket in front of me.

There was silence, and the rushing sound seemed to turn into a series of thunder!

Talking about the last moment with the teacher. The embarrassing thing can be traced back to the third year of junior high school!

I went to the wrong home and the conditions were relatively poor. I lived in junior high school at that time and went home once a week. I had to change clothes and bring a few sets of clothes a week. I only have one pair of shoes, which I wear from Monday to Friday, and my feet are sweaty from exercising, so the smell of the shoes is very strong~