Funny joke: What do you call a single woman?

1. On the train, I saw a girl lying on her side and falling asleep on a boy's lap. The sun outside the window was very bright, and the curtain could not completely block it. Then the boy raised his palm to help the girl block the sun from shining on her face. This position was maintained for a long time, until the girl woke up and cried, sobbing and asked: Have you wanted to hit me for a long time?

2. The Chinese version is very interesting: Coming to the place where Yang Guo once lived, Xiao Longnu said emotionally: "I also want to live the life that I have lived."

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3.A: What does a single man call you? B: Single. A: What do you call a single girl? B: A single woman is called Tianjin Goubuli Baozi.

4.6.1 Children’s Day. I asked my mother: Did you buy me gifts when I was a child? Mom: I’ve bought it before. I have a record, please wait. After that, my mother went to the bedroom. After a long time, my mother took out a broken notebook, which read: In 1990, I will give my daughter a pink hairpin. In 1991, I was given a white skirt as a gift... If I hadn't seen the newly rubbed carbon ink on my mother's hand, I would have believed it...

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5. Once At a party, I asked a foreign friend in confusion: "In foreign countries, why don't you take your children to KFC or McDonald's for their birthdays?" The foreign friend asked back: "In China, would you take your children to Shaxian County for their birthdays?"…

6. Last night, my wife asked me why Lao Wang next door was beating my wife again. I said disdainfully: "That old woman deserves a beating. She always likes to expose Lao Wang's shortcomings in front of others." My wife laughed: "Why do you still need to expose Lao Wang? It's already very short."

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7. During the Chinese New Year, my brother asked me to play with my nephew. Thinking about my poor wallet, I refused without hesitation. The little guy calmly told my brother : "Dad, it's better to run around by yourself than to command a dog, and take care of your own children. My little aunt always says that I am the hopper of her wallet these days!" Come on, come on, little bastard! I'll show you my fist as big as a sandbag!

8. In the supermarket, when I met my ex-girlfriend at the checkout, I was surprised: Why did you make up lies and leave me in the first place? Where is your tall, rich and handsome man? Ex-girlfriend: Don’t disturb my work, okay? How did I lie to you? Didn’t I say that before I left? I don't have to do anything with him, I just collect money...

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9. My sister-in-law is sick, and my brother helps my nephew with his homework. Last night, after tutoring for a while, my brother angrily went to his sister-in-law: Wife, give me some money, and I will buy two bottles of Soothing Liver and Liqi Pills. As soon as my brother went out, he saw his nephew covering his head and running to find his sister-in-law: Mom, please give me some money, I have to buy a helmet...

10. My sister-in-law is only better than me We are a few years older, so we look like a couple when we walk together. Once, my aunt and I went shopping hand in hand, and my class teacher saw us. So my head teacher told my mother about it. After I got home, my mother stopped me and asked me: "You and that girl were shopping hand in hand today." I said directly: "Your sister!" So my mother slapped me... .She's really your sister...um...um...um....