Is there any joke that can make you laugh until your stomach hurts?

Yes, the following paragraphs made me laugh until my stomach hurt.

1. I just passed subject four yesterday and got my driver’s license. I was very happy, so I called the coach and invited him to dinner. I went to a very expensive place to eat seafood. I had no choice but to be happy. . I finally made a splurge and ended up with about 6,000 yuan for one meal. Seeing that the coach was eating enthusiastically, I told the coach that I should go to the toilet first, then turned off the phone and left. I can imagine what will happen next! The great revenge has been avenged, and we will see each other again in the world.

2. Yesterday, I went out with my husband and walked on a small road. A car came from behind and honked its horn wildly. Then, he suddenly let go of my hand. He turned to the left and I turned to the right. Move over to the side of the road! At this time, I deeply realized that "husband and wife are like birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes!"

3. When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I had a fight with a classmate after school. After school, I found out The classmate who had the fight actually found a helper. I pretended to be calm and said: "When we fight, let me have a father-son soldier. Who is the father and who is the son?" The helper replied in seconds: "I am the father!" Then the two of them started fighting. Get up.

4. That day I found out she was getting married. I didn’t sleep all night. I drove more than 300 kilometers to the downstairs of her house and slowly smoked a cigarette... .....The weather was getting colder, the sound of firecrackers was going off, and the wedding convoy arrived. She was so beautiful in her wedding dress that day, so beautiful. When I followed the wedding convoy for a few kilometers, I received her message. Give it away, don’t give it away, your walking tractor is too loud...

5. If you like someone, you must tell him, not to ask him to repay you, but to let him In the dark days to come, when I was denying myself, I remembered that there were still people in this world who liked me so much, so I became more determined that I was unlucky in life.

6. Come with me, I will give you obesity, give you hair loss, give you poverty, give you the floor to mop when you wake up in the morning, give you the dishes to wash in the evening, and give you sore back and leg pain. I give it to you, I give it to you when I have a headache, hot brain, and menstrual period. I give it to you every moment that I need to take care of in my sixty years of life.