Who can tell a rather funny joke about small animals?

I'll leave you a link. It's quite a lot.

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A brothel closed down, everything was auctioned, and a young man bought a parrot to go home.

When he got home, the parrot began to talk: "The environment has changed, the environment has changed."

The boy's mother heard this and went to the living room. The parrot added: "The boss's wife has changed, and the boss's wife has changed."

After hearing this, the young man's sister came to the living room, and the parrot said, "Miss has changed, and Miss has changed."

The boy's father also came to the living room, and the parrot shouted, "The old client hasn't changed, the old client hasn't changed!" .......

A beautiful girl keeps a parrot. One day, the girl is taking a bath in the bathroom, and the parrot says, "Yes, yes.

"The girl said angrily to the parrot," If you bark again, you will be plucked. "

The next day, a bald guest came home, and the parrot secretly flew to the guest's shoulder and whispered, "Did you see

here?"

A man bought a parrot and wanted to teach it to learn civilized language, so he said, "Good morning" when he passed it every morning.

In other words, he was in a bad mood this morning. He passed by without saying anything. The bird stared at him coldly and said, "Hey, what's wrong with you today?"

Da Li bought a parrot. As soon as he entered the house, he couldn't wait to make the bird talk.

"yours, talk?" Da Li stretched out his neck to tease. The parrot didn't respond.

"yours, talking, and rare." Da Li picked up a bug to lure him. The parrot still has no

response.

"Yours, don't talk, die!" Big Li threatened with a sullen face.

Suddenly, the parrot straightened its neck and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!"