Chat humor spell

Humor is the mantra of chatting. Many people want to have a humorous chat while chatting, which can not only enliven the atmosphere, but also attract the attention of the opposite sex. However, if you are often spit out by others, you will be embarrassed to speak. In fact, as long as they learn some simple sentences, they can make themselves humorous. The following is the mantra of chat humor.

Chat humor mantra 1 1, my id is fake, don't believe me as a liar.

2, go out, please remember: be sure to return the cow to the cow!

It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda!

4. The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.

5. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

6. Cut off JJ from worshipping God-this hurts yourself and offends God!

7. Although I have no brains, I am actually unhappy.

8, don't take the test of Beiyou, just take the test-you must also fall in love first!

9. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

10, what's wrong with you Shit, I'm not joining the party?

1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, can there be a corner that can't be dug down?

12. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

13, youth is like dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.

14, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love.

15, life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

16, a man has some money in his pocket and will not be idle from the waist down!

17, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

18, the current playboy is because the original heart is more than anyone else.

19, women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

20. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu.

2 1, it is the son who can't control it, and the daughter who can't see it.

What you lose is a pile of fat, and what you gain is the whole world.

23. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

24. You are not a VIP, not even a V, you are just a P.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

26, hang a mosquito net to sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

27. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

28. Let others smell your fart!

29. I haven't been cheap for a long time, bitch. I heard that you have practiced the integration of men and women?

30, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!

3 1, with so little character, it is shameful to save some flowers and squander them.

32, two mandarin ducks with the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

Live well, because we will die for a long time!

34. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

36. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is a real man.

Nowadays, children's paper is really rude. They always don't talk to me in class.

39. Handsome and able to drive, that is chess. Money and a house. That's a bank.

40, that who, go back and sprinkle a bag of urine to rinse your mouth and come back!

Chat humor mantra 2 1, I can't stand it anymore, just bear it again!

2. At present, there are fewer and fewer abnormal women in society. If I meet her, I must not let her go.

3. Better fight with the wise than talk with NB.

4, take the road of NB, let NB say it!

It doesn't matter if your brain is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

6. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

7. Holding the child's hand, I realized that the child was ugly and burst into tears, and the child never left me.

8. Chopin, who is stronger than others, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

10, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

1 1, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

12, it doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

13, when I woke up, it was already dark.

14, only mom and dad are good in the world.

15, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

16. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

17, bald donkey, dare to compare with the original class teacher?

18, we were walking on the road and saw a child, so we went over and kicked it to prove that we were not pedophiles.

19, I will always think of you when I feed the pigs.

To avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.

2 1, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

22, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid!

As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down.

24. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

26, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

27. Playing the fool, if done well, is a stupid thing. Well done, it is called deep.

28, hooligans are not terrible, and they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

29. I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to sleep for an hour every day.

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

Chat humor mantra 3 1, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles.

2. What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.

3, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for the 18 th generation of ancestors.

4, the heart does not follow love, say good night.

5. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, beat hooligans, but couldn't get out of the kitchen.

6, happiness is good, don't sun, because too much sun will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.

7, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

8. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

9. Life is really interesting, because life is always playing with me.

10, I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

1 1, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch …

12, teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

13, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will have a little meaning of enjoying my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

14, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you don't do well, you are likely to fall asleep. ...

15, in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?