Humorous and short English jokes

Humorous short English jokes, I hope to make you happy!

1. English humorous short jokes 1;

Mike: Mom, I want to watch TV.

Mom: There is no electricity tonight.

Mike: Then let's wear candy and watch TV.

Mike: Mom, I want to watch TV.

Mom: The power went out tonight.

Mike: Then let's light candles.

Second, English humorous jokes 2

fishing net

"Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of, Ann?"

"Many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?" The teacher asked.

"Fishing nets are made of many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

3. English Humorous Jokes 3

Waiter, this lobster has only one paw.

Excuse me, sir. It must be fighting.

All right, then bring me the champion.

Waiter, this lobster has only one paw.

Excuse me, sir. This one must have been in a fight

Oh, then give me the winner.