I want a lot of funny jokes

1 You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten?

Answer: Fool

2 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why?

Answer: The last child took away the basin together

3 Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Answer:

Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

4 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person?

Answer: Barber

5 Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

6 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word?

Answer: This is the word "wrong"

7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?

Answer: myself

8 What are the uses of egg shells?

Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9 What is something that you don’t have to fight hard to hit?

Answer: Yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing?

Answer: Dreaming

11 What should everyone do seriously every day?

Answer: Sleeping

12 Who always Dare not take a bath?

Answer: Clay figurine

13 Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why?

Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

14 What kind of car is difficult to move?

Answer: Windmill

15 Which month has twenty-eight days?

Answer: Every month 28 days

16 Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class?

Answer: It’s not as comfortable as bed

17 What kind of wine can’t you drink?

Answer: iodine

18 What kind of eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, or eaten?

Answer: The zero egg "0" obtained in the exam

19 What can you hit without spending any effort?

Answer: Doze

20 The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be?

Answer: On the track

21 When will the clock stop running?

Answer: The clock will never run in the first place

22 What books can’t be bought in bookstores?

Answer: Suicide note

23 Which road is the narrowest?

Answer: Enemies’ road is narrow

24 What can't be eaten?

Answer: "East-West" direction

25 A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die?

Answer: The plane is parked on the ground

26 What kind of flower blooms all year round?

Answer: Plastic flowers

27 Which English letters do most people like to hear?

Answer: CD

28 Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?

Answer: Blind people

29 Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test papers, so why do he still look at his classmates' answers frequently?

Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher

30 Why can't the eggs be broken when hammered with a hammer?

Answer: Of course the hammer will not break.

31. Who can easily knock down a boxing champion?

Answer: Sleepyhead

32 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know?

Answer: The soles of the shoes are broken

33 A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why?

Answer: He is Walking backwards

34 A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time

35 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes

36 Can you write a red letter with a blue pen?

Answer: What’s so difficult about writing a “red” word

37 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate?

Answer: Spare tire

38 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?

Answer: Confucius’ disciples are on the left, Mencius’ disciples are on top

39 Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school?

Answer: From the first to the third grade of junior high school, you can learn one lesson in two days, which is not bad!

40 How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?

Answer: one. Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty

41. What did Columbus do next after he set foot on the New World?

Answer: Step on the other foot

42 The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say?

Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes."

43 The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured?

Answer: All dead

44 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Answer: It is flat

45 What is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: Safety island on the road

46 If you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die but not the goose?

Answer: Penguin

47 Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but The police arrived at the house and arrested another person. Why?

Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him

48. Who is the King of Beasts?

Answer: Zoo Director

49 What can be used to solve all the mysteries?

Answer: Answer

50 What kind of person will appear after death?

Answer: People in the movie

1. Client: "This picture must be sent to me before get off work!"

Designer: "Okay!"

Early the next morning. Client: "Why haven't the pictures been sent yet?"

Designer: "I haven't gotten off work yet..."

2. "It must be very hard for you to have been a leader for more than ten years." Right?”

“Wherever, it’s just a matter of hands.”

3. In the Chinese class, after the teacher finished reading the article "Bian Que Meets Duke Huan of Cai", he asked the students: "Bian Que meets Duke Huan of Cai." Why did Bian Que see a doctor again and again, but Cai Huangong always refused to see a doctor? "

Student: "The reason why Bian Que wanted to see a doctor again and again was because he wanted to get a kickback from the medicine fee; And Cai Huangong always refused to see a doctor because the public medical system was not yet implemented at that time. 4. "How was yesterday's dinner?"

"If the soup could be like this." The white wine is as hot as the chicken, the chicken is as fat as you, and we will definitely have a great time eating it."