Ask for some funny jokes, not yellow jokes, for the sake of the program haha, thank you.

There was a heavy smoker who lit a cigarette (wind) with a match. The first match didn't light. He said, "Don't smoke more than three, and don't smoke after three" (meaning no more than three matches). But he still didn't light three matches, even after he used them up. He said unconvinced, "I don't smoke after seven o'clock." It's a pity that he didn't even light a cigarette with four matches. He was so addicted to cigarettes that he said, "Whatever it is, I'll smoke it when I light it."