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Strange bamboo board
That's dad's wallet. Liang Liang was very curious. What's in dad's wallet? Why does it make strange noises and shake in the middle of the night? He opened his wallet and reached for it. There is nothing in it.
Liang Liang is wondering that Dad is coming out of the bedroom. Ask him what he is doing. Liang Liang said hesitantly, "Dad. There is a noise in your purse, as if something is knocking. It's really awkward. "
A little panic swept over dad's face. He grabbed his wallet, reached in and fumbled, and said, "How is that possible? It's not here ... ""Dad, what do you think it is? " "Nothing, nothing ..." Dad paused for a moment and urged Liangliang to go back to sleep.
Liangliang went back to his room, but he couldn't sleep anyway. After a while, he heard the sound again. He bristled his mane again and walked into the living room. This time, he heard clearly that Benedict's voice really came from his father's purse, which was shaking on the sofa. He picked up his purse, reached in and touched it, and found two hard things. When he pulled them out, he saw that they were two bamboos with a hemp rope tied to their tails. Isn't this a pair of bamboo boards? Liang Liang knows that there is a rap program called Allegro, and actors are playing with bamboo boards. Read the lines. Colorful and rhythmic, very nice. Is dad addicted to this kind of program and practicing bamboo boards?
At this time, it was early morning, dawn and drowsiness. He has a bamboo board in his hand and wants to fight. The bamboo board made a crisp click, and he played harder and harder, and finally woke his father up. Dad came out of the bedroom and looked at the bamboo board in his hand. He was suddenly surprised: "Where did this come from?" "From your wallet." "nonsense ... how is that possible!" Dad grabbed the bamboo board from Liangliang and threw it out of the window. Then he told Liangliang to go back to his room, go to bed with a black face.
Liangliang felt very scared. Why is dad so angry? Ghost story cctop
Liangliang had to go back to her room to sleep. But when he woke up after dawn, he found the bamboo board beside his pillow. He was startled and didn't know what was going on. Hide the bamboo board in the schoolbag and go to school.
After school, he walked home with his schoolbag on his back. On the street. Suddenly, I saw a man waving to him in the corner of the street. That seems to be a beggar. Rags and hats, both dirty. Liang Liang ran involuntarily. "Are you calling me?" "Yes, you have dropped out of school. Do you have time to do it? " "Do what?" "I said Allegro."
Liang Liang first thought of cold, and he immediately took out the bamboo board. Only heard the beggar urging: "There are many people here, hurry up." "ok." Liang Liang blurted it out. He was beating rhythmically with a bamboo board in his right hand. The bamboo board made a clear sound, and then he followed the rhythm and said:
The sun is shining and the weather is fine.
The city streets are really lively;
What I want to say here today is,
Don't laugh, young and old:
Please hold a show if you have no money.
If you have money, please be kind to others. ...
Liangliang is in a daze. What is he talking about? How can you say these words? Those lines seem to flow naturally from the mouth and can't stop. Then he said a lot. But I can't remember exactly what I said. He just talked, only to see a lot of people in a circle. Look at the beggar again, take off the broken felt hat and hold it in your hand. People took out coins and threw them into broken felt hats.
"Well, let's call it a day." The beggar's voice woke Liang Liang. He stopped allegro and saw no audience in front of him. The beggar is counting the money in the felt hat and handing it to Liangliang. "Take it, 23 yuan, 30 points." "No, I don't want to ..." Shine back. The beggar grabbed his schoolbag. Put all the change in the bag and say, "of course you keep it yourself." There are still a few, and I have to do it again these days. "
After that, the beggar put a broken felt hat on his head, turned into an alley and disappeared.
Liangliang stayed for a while. Walk home, too He thought hard about what had just happened and felt very strange. Who is this beggar? Why does he go there and do what he says when he calls himself? I haven't learned it at all. How can I say my lines on the bamboo board? Thinking about it, I bumped into someone. It was my dad. "How did you come back so late? I'm going to find you. " Dad scolded unhappily. Liangliang opened his mouth to say something, but he was worried. Dad not only doesn't believe it. Will accuse him more violently.
After dinner, Liangliang went into her room, closed the door, reached into her schoolbag and touched the coin. He recalled the beggar's words: "Of course you will keep it. Now less ... "What does this mean? "Liang Liang doesn't know beggars at all, and he doesn't understand why beggars stopped him and asked him to say Allegro. He took out the bamboo board again and was watching when the door was pushed open. Dad broke in and saw the bamboo board in his hand. He immediately shouted, "Why are you holding this again? "I told you not to touch my wallet!" Dad grabbed the bamboo board and ran into the kitchen. Soon there will be a smell of burning things. He ran to see it. Dad burned the bamboo board on the gas stove.
Liangliang left school the next day and walked in the street. Suddenly, I found the beggar appeared again and waved to him. Liangliang just wanted to ignore it when she heard the beggar say, "Isn't that bamboo board still in your schoolbag?" Bright and surprised. Reaching into the bag, I found a pair of bamboo boards inside, exactly the same as the original one. As soon as the hand touched, I heard the beggar clap his hands and mobilize: "Come on, come on, there are many people here, and the performance has begun." Liangliang immediately ran over. It was in front of a bank, and he climbed the steps at once. Then move the bamboo board to the street to read:
Standing high on the bamboo board,
Everybody, listen to me.
Urban and rural areas are integrated,
It's really distressing that farmers are in trouble.
I came to beg today,
Just for the villagers and elders. ...
Liangliang soon entered the state, immersed in the atmosphere of the performance. He also soon found that many people gathered around and listened with relish. Even the cars in the street slowed down, and the drivers leaned out and listened carefully. Look at that beggar, with a broken felt hat in his hand, bowing to others. Both men and women reached for money and threw it into the broken felt hat. Just then, someone shouted: "No, the city management is coming!" The beggar gave a strange cry at once. Hurriedly took the bright schoolbag, stuffed the broken felt hat with coins into the schoolbag, and walked into the crowd in a panic. Several big men in uniform rushed in and shouted, "Who's performing here?" Liang Liang froze. Come down! "Bright suddenly recognized this is dad.
"Dad." Liang Liang gave a cry. Dad was shocked and didn't believe his eyes. "Why are you ... what are you doing here?" "I said Allegro ..." "Allegro? How can you say Allegro here? " Dad looked at Liangliang breathlessly. Other city managers looked strange and asked, "Captain, is this your son?" Liangliang's father didn't know how to answer, so Li Sheng shouted to his son, "Go home quickly ..." He grabbed the bamboo board from Liangliang and threw it into the trash can on the roadside.
Liangliang was scolded again. He walked home with tears in his eyes, wondering how these things happened. How can he stand here and say Allegro? It's strange that he never learned those lines, but he came with his mouth open. He was walking, and it was dark. Suddenly he found a beggar standing in front.
"Son, you are wronged." The beggar's gentle voice came, lit up his heart and burst into tears. He cried and asked, "Grandpa, why did you bully me?" "I didn't mean to bully you, but I really have no choice." The beggar sighed and said to Liang Liang, "Do you know? I beg your father to take it away with bamboo boards ... "
Ah, I see. Although Liangliang was only 13 years old, she immediately understood what was going on. Dad is the captain of the urban management team. Their task is to drive away small traders and other people who influence the city. The old man must have been driven away by his father while begging with a bamboo board. Liang Liang couldn't help saying more for his father. He said, "Grandpa, you must be begging in the downtown area?" Of course not, because it will affect traffic and city appearance ... "
"I understand what you said, but I have no choice. I'll tell you a story and you'll understand. " The old man said and introduced. Ghost story cctop
It turns out that there is a mountain village called Qingshiyan deep in the distant mountains, and the traffic is very inconvenient. People always have to climb mountains and wade in and out On the way to the outside world, there is a mountain stream, and the water is fast. Used to wash away many passers-by. The villagers finally made up their minds. Build a bridge over the mountain stream. For various reasons. Everything can only rely on the people themselves. The first time the bridge was not built, it was destroyed because of technical failure: the second time it was built in less than two days, and it was washed away by the flash floods. The villagers finally realized that it is absolutely impossible to build a bridge without reinforced concrete. But they had no money to purchase, and finally decided to give up the plan with tears in their eyes.
The beggar told Liangliang that he was not a bluestone man, but he was taken care of by the bluestone man, so he decided to beg everywhere. Contribute to the bridge built by Qingshiya. But begging in a quiet place is very ineffective. In desperation, he had to discuss in the downtown area, and the bamboo board was taken away by the city management.
Liang Liang listened, his heart was very shaken. It turned out that the old man was begging in the downtown area. Have such a kind wish. He thought about it and said excitedly, "Then you can make another pair." I can help you with two bamboos. "The old beggar shook his head." It's useless, that ruined bamboo board is my baby, and nothing can replace it ... "The old beggar told Liang Liang that his only hope now lies in Liang Liang, because Liang Liang is the son of the urban management captain, and only he can help him get money.
"But I figured it out now. It's not good for you You are still a child. You shouldn't suffer like this. " The old man suddenly bowed to Liangliang. Then he turned and left.
Liang Liang returned home blankly, took out the broken felt hat in his schoolbag and put it on the table, staring blankly at it. The door opened and my father came in. When he saw the felt hat, he immediately shouted, "Oh, my God, isn't this a beggar's?" Have you been cheated by him? "Liangliang cried out to her father and told the story in a sad tone.
"ah! I see ... "Dad's attitude suddenly changed. "The TV news is about the bridge built by the people in Qingshi Village. If the old man really wants this, then we shouldn't deal with a good-hearted person. "
Dad froze for a while, stroked his bright head and said slowly, "Son, in this case, let's help them." I'm going to contact some people to raise money tomorrow. As long as we really help others, we will succeed. "Hearing this, Liang Liang excitedly threw himself into his father's arms. He finally found that his father was also a good man.
Half a month later, my father and friends raised tens of thousands of dollars. He decided to take Liangliang with him and send money to Qingshiban. The villagers were stunned when they arrived at the bluestone to explain their purpose. At this time, Liangliang and Dad knew. The so-called beggar died half a year ago. He was originally a lonely man, begging in four villages, and was taken care of by Qingshi people in many ways. One day, he passed by a mountain stream, and someone was washed away while wading in the river. He risked his life to save people, but he sank. ...
Bright tears immediately fell, and he took out a pair of bamboo boards from his pocket, only to see two lines engraved on it: the moat becomes a thoroughfare, and the people get peace.
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