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I have a poor reputation in the Jianghu, and people who know me well say that I am good at telling jokes. Most jokes told by others are made up, but what I said is actually true. There is such a joke that a leader was so excited about poetry that he happily wrote a poem: Seeing such a bright light at the foot of my bed, he suspected that there was frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home. The secretary was very excited and said that the poems written by the leaders were too good, even better than those written by Li Bai. Others must have thought this joke was made up, but I believe there will be such a funny joke in officialdom. Tell a few real jokes. Some officials abuse metaphors and joke in order to make their speeches vivid. In the early 1990s, when the government called for accelerating the development of the tertiary industry, some officials reflected that we should learn to walk on three legs, lengthen the third short leg and make the third leg bigger and stronger! Officials mean that industry and agriculture are two legs, and the tertiary industry is the third leg. This leg is still not enough. To speed up development, it is necessary to lengthen development. I don't understand how to walk on three legs. I really can't think of an animal with three legs in the world. I met an official who used to be a colleague of Mr. Yuan Longping. The official drank some wine one day and was elated. He said that if I don't change my profession, I will still engage in scientific research and become the father of hybrid rice. ...