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Day 67
2. realize that your whole life should provide nutrients for your creation and serve it. If you want to do well, please give up the harmful idea of separating work and life as soon as possible, and learn to enjoy life at work as soon as possible, and enjoy life at the same time.
3. Being out of work rhythm is far more terrible than being out of life and study, and even more fatal to creation. Don't leave the battlefield, don't leave your comrades, don't leave the enemy.
4. Please write the manuscript word for word: A common problem for friends who just started talking about talk shows is that there are too many odds and ends in their mouths. "Then" means "well, this and that" ... The easiest way to get rid of these odds and ends is to write a manuscript word for word. I will have this problem when I speak. Writing a verbatim draft is one way, but being too lazy often relaxes my requirements. )
When performing on the stage, you should have a picture in your mind, and you should write an imaginary picture instead of words.
6. Don't write homophonic words and online expressions. & gt& gt This is a job. If you are a professional, don't do what laymen can easily do. (Don't relax your demands on yourself)
7. If it is convenient, it is best to keep the trace of document modification. Looking at a person's revision, you can see his choice and his thinking process, so learning is the fastest. Learning is always learning thoughts, learning how to think. Don't worry, you can never think like him, and you don't have to worry about losing your personality.
8. The most important way to improve writing ability: write every day. & gt& gt Creation cannot rely on lightning strikes. If you want to be free, you have to split yourself. & gt& gt If everyone is lazy and can only rely on external pressure, there is nothing to find more deadlines for themselves. Time limit is always the best friend of creation. (This is a job)
9. What is the fundamental difference between talk show and crosstalk? Talk shows are realistic creations (at least for now), and cross talks are often magical realistic creations (I don't know how many helpless elements there are).
10. The purpose of putting forward our values is to find people who agree with you, not to change as many people as possible.
1 1. When writing, you should anticipate your appearance on the stage and even the reaction of the audience. What if I come on stage and find it just doesn't work? Just finish your words word for word and come down generously. & gt& gt Practicing in front of a mirror, watching videos back and meditating are all necessary tasks.
12. We should get used to looking at problems from a developmental perspective. Life is not a few cards. If you win, you win. Life is a card game, and you can't get rid of it. Winning or losing is not in one hand.
13. The purpose of the performance is always convincing. & gt& gt Only when emotions are always true can words be fabricated and real life be modified.
14. Think about where to put this word, what's your intention? Do you want the audience to hear clearly, mislead the audience or throw a stalk? Do you want the audience to feel your pain or your happiness at this moment? Let the audience understand the literal meaning or express the opposite meaning through pronunciation? & gt& gt In fact, there can only be one best way to pronounce each intention, that is, the best way to express it.
15. Meaningful failure is far more valuable than meaningless success. & gt& gt People are an end, not a means. & gt& gt You are your goal. & gt& gt The purpose of life is to be a better self.
16. The purpose is to sharpen oneself by teasing the audience, not teasing the audience. & gt& gt If the performance is to make the audience laugh, you become a means and a tool. If you regard yourself as a means, you can only master second-rate means at best. Take yourself as the ultimate goal, and you will have the opportunity to master the first-class means.
17. Facing a brain, if you want to influence it, it is best to enter from emotion and then convince reason. & gt& gt Don't talk if you can act, don't stand if you can move, and don't be reasonable if you can tell a story.
18. Work cannot rely on inspiration. Professionals don't want the brilliance of meteors, but they want a little harvest regardless of the wind and rain.
19. The pursuit of performance should be out of control under high control. & gt& gt The purpose of opening yourself up is not to really tell all the privacy, but to bring that emotion to the stage.
20. A person's sense of rhythm is a person's overall control ability to relax the amount of information on a timeline.
2 1. The rhythm is to synchronize first, then lead, and then loop indefinitely. & gt& gt is constantly looking for synchronization, leading slightly, breaking, rebuilding, synchronizing and leading again.
22. I even think that style is more likely to come from your shortcomings than your strengths. & gt& gt style is your weakness, but it will always change.
23. To be the first item in the project, you must be excited. We are not excited about it ourselves. This program may still be useful, but it will never succeed. The same is true of work. )
24. Movies are about change. & gt& gt classic gangster movies actually shoot the same thing: what made a once powerful figure rise and how he finally fell because of the same thing.
25. Creation can only be dictatorial. Brainstorm, but in the end it can only be decided by the person in charge.
26. The correct way to read the manuscript. Bring something. Don't step into any meeting room empty-handed. & gt& gt book club can be big or small. The basic form is that several creative people get together and take turns reading their own manuscripts, and then the people in this room judge each other's manuscripts. This judgment is based on correction, not negation, just to make it better.
27. Deny that others have a better idea. All creative meetings should follow the principle of "Yes, and …" in impromptu comedy.
28. Everyone should learn to sell their ideas. & gt& gt Through your professional judgment, propose a plan that is really beneficial to the other party, and then convince the other party to accept it. This is all the work of pitch. & gt& gt Don't give people a chance to refuse, give people a chance to choose.
29. Stay professional, always be professional, so that people who come into contact with you will not look down on you, but will trust you.
30. Ask the facts, not the ideas. Ask about behavior, not why. Ask questions instead of people.
The essence of 3 1. tucao is selective truth. Nine points of jokes are true, and the more true they are, the funnier they are. But this truth is selective. We can only guarantee that what we say is true, but we can't guarantee that everything we say is true. Of course,>& gt is a measured exposure, and people can't be fully exposed.
32. People finally want you to be yourself. Of course, the company can get better and better, but you can't tie your fate to it.
33. In the process of listening to the paragraph, you are waiting, which is paving the way. Here we are, it's a stalk. If you don't wait, it will be broken. If you get distracted while waiting, it's because he didn't do things well.
34. A good talk show actor has a changing rhythm. If it is five minutes, you can keep clicking/clicking, clicking/clicking, clicking/clicking, but if you use a rhythm for more than fifteen minutes, the audience will go crazy.
35. The process of muscle enlargement is strain. The brain is the same, you have to pull. Drink more milk and read more books when you are strained. When the gap narrows, you will find that it becomes larger.
36. The whole core secret is quantity, and quantity is enough. & gt& gt There are no detours, only accumulation.
37. If it really spreads, it still has something to do with everyone's life and everyone's psychology. You'd better say real spiritual activity, which is connected with everyone's heart.
I was with my colleagues that afternoon. I drink mineral water and she drinks Sprite. I said, how can you drink Sprite? Have you given up your life? "This is a talk show.
If you want to believe in the future, don't put the blame on the past.
40. Just entering the workplace, as long as it is ethical and not illegal, do more work. Just graduated, just internship, don't think so much, that is, which company is big, where to work, and where the salary is high. This market is still very objective and honest, and you won't get more money than you can afford.
4 1. I have two ways to work, one is to solve and the other is to accept. If you can't solve it, just accept it.
42. So it is very correct for you to do your best. Whether it is done well or not is not very important. The key is how you understand, how to upgrade your knowledge of doing things, and whether you will fall down on the same thing for the second time. Being wrong is not terrible. I hope you know where it is. As for things that have no results, there must be results, but they are not necessarily the results you want.
Again, you must live to be at least 80 years old. In the end, your work is you, your work is you, and your achievement is you. You should always think about this matter, that is, everything you have done, all the training, grievances and achievements you have received are all aimed at achieving you.
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