What would you do if you were stranded on a desert island with a sexy beauty?

Connotation joke: If you are stranded on a desert island with a sexy beauty, there are two choices without any guarantee of being rescued. A: Clap your hands with the beautiful woman, but she poisoned you, and you will die of bleeding in a week. B: Wait quietly for the help of beautiful women, but you may starve to death because you can't catch the rescue. What would you choose? Connotation joke: My buddy calls back at night. I said I was angry and hungry today. He said he invited me to dinner. There is a special snack on the roadside of his home. Let's meet and talk.

I sat down and ordered kebabs and snacks recommended on the menu. I tasted it and was disappointed.

I asked him, the taste is very general, what are the characteristics?

The buddy pointed to the boss and whispered, look, he is wearing open-backed pants.

Shit, I sprayed it. . .

Connotation joke: A couple is walking in the park, and the man says to the woman affectionately, "You are my Youlemei, I will." . . . . "

Words didn't say that finish, directly ushered in a big mouth. . "I'm worth three dollars and fifty cents?"