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Moab is my washbasin. How about that?

On a whim, I searched the meaning of a topic that has been bothering me for a long time. Moab is my washbasin from the Bible hymn 108:9. After King David won the battle, it meant that hardships tempered people's character and made people experience the baptism of rebirth. Moab is my washbasin; I want to throw my shoes to the east. I will defeat the Philistines. Moab is my bath basin; I want to throw my shoes to the east. I will shout victory over the Philistines. Uncle Frye, the mole, studied in a primary school in cawston for one semester, hoping to win a star on the nature lecture table most, so he took a little mole who died not long ago, but he lost to a donkey. He was very sad. He happened to be seen by the headmaster Kate and asked him why. Later, Uncle Frye threw away the smelly and rotten mole and realized that nature was disgusting and ugly (so I decided to cremate it). The next week, he took revenge by picking up a branch. As a result, the class teacher gave him a star because he "took away the smelly mole". Of course, it must be the kindness of the kind principal. But in fact Frye doesn't remember it at all. What he remembers is that the head teacher asked him to hand over an exam report card to Kett, but he was suddenly afraid that his seniors would laugh at him (he was embarrassed that he was the highest score) and did not dare to knock at the door. Instead, he lost his report card and lied afterwards to cover up the past. He found himself a good liar and could improvise quietly. Bunce, I like this story very much. Uncle Frye's students never tire of hearing it. Frye's friendship with Bunce on the train to Stotz Hill School will never be forgotten. In fact, this is where the whole book started. One day Frye used asthma as an excuse to escape from physical education class as usual. He wanted to mail-order toys from the joke shop, so he sneaked into the principal's office with an envelope to find stamps. As a result, he found the confiscated candy in the secret drawer. The school forbids buying candy in the village, but Frye likes sweets, which violates the rules ~) Hearing footsteps coming from outside, he left in a hurry with the stolen candy. Fortunately, the housekeeper outside thought he was waiting for the headmaster at the door. Later, he was called to the principal's office. Unexpectedly, the headmaster said in a good mood that he would make great achievements in the future. It turned out that he found the envelope on the desk, thinking that Frye wanted to put the headmaster's stamp on the letter and send it out. It's a pity that Frye was found by the prefect soon after eating the sugar and was sent to see the headmaster. When he met the kind Bunce, he immediately thought of coaxing the child into confessing for him. Bunce's feat was caught by the headmaster, and Frye suffered the heaviest spanking in history. But the headmaster didn't know from beginning to end that the sugar was not bought, or that Frye had instigated Bunce to buy it. Another episode of genius is about sneaking into the principal's office. He once looked through the principal's file and found the report card of 1 1-up, but the teacher didn't tell everyone during the exam. Frye's name came first, followed by "Close to Genius", and the principal's note was "That damn explains everything". He didn't believe it, or not, how could he get close to a genius ... Frye spoke so fast in elementary school that others didn't understand him at all, thinking that he was deliberately making trouble. After discovering the reason, he asked the teacher to correct his pronunciation and practice Mandarin, which is the most important thing. Singing As we all know, Frye can't sing at all, but a performance requires him to sing a rap, so he decided to go to a hypnotist to overcome his fear. Under hypnosis, he recalled the root of his fear, that is, when singing hymns in primary school, a class leader pointed out in public that the teacher thought he was making trouble, so the hypnotist helped him through that difficult time, but it was only that time, and Frye still couldn't sing after that ... In the first year of public school, Frye began to contact rock and roll, because two senior students asked him to send messages to each other, which was an insult to each other's idols. But he fell in love with comedy, because a band member Vivian Standshaw was a great comedy genius, which laid the foundation for his future writing and thinking. Word Game English has a word game of exchanging initials. For example, the west bank of Jordan River can become (fill in the blank). Uncle Frye mentioned egg dishes a long time ago, and here he just said, "I don't need to write." Then I suddenly realized that T_T is really difficult. I have long understood that compromise is a failure at both ends. It should be changed from procrastination and stools to compromise. It is a failure at both ends. This sentence means that I don't know the result of weighing, and both ends fail. (Damn, English is so difficult) Frye's physics test paper has a topic "Describe the electromotive force of bicycle lamp battery". He drew a bicycle on the test paper, with a beam and a saddle bag (cross section, the box inside contains an apple, a chocolate bar and some cheese chutney sandwiches). LOL, the result is marked as "unclassified".