What’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever heard a couple fight?

1. Once, my wife asked me, who is more beautiful, Fan Bingbing or me? I said, you are good-looking. She said I was lying and asked me to tell the truth. I said Fan Bingbing was good-looking. Then she got angry and yelled, "She is good-looking. Go find her!" I...?

2. I was walking on the street when a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked past me. Her two snow-white thighs shook me so hard that I couldn't control myself. He glanced over, but his girlfriend caught him in the act. Then I coaxed her for more than two hours and said many things that were against her will. ?

3. My girlfriend didn’t do well in the exam. She asked me to take her to make milk tea, but while we were drinking, she fell out with me. I was confused and asked her why. She actually said that she didn't do well in the exam and she was so angry that she drank milk tea. I held on, but the fire was not suppressed! ?

4. One night, she called me suddenly and scolded me for a while. I was still confused, but she said that she had just dreamed that she saw me walking with another girl and hugging me. Hugs! She asked me to give her an explanation quickly, and she said that if she couldn’t explain it clearly, the matter would never end! Then I asked weakly, where do I start? ?

5. Once we were playing King of Kings, and I didn’t dare to leave her side during the whole process. Otherwise, she will be instantly killed by the opponent as soon as I leave. As we were fighting, we suddenly found that we were surrounded by five people from the opposite side. I tried my best to protect him and yelled, "You should dodge out of the way quickly!" As a result, this guy refused to leave and said he would die together. To be honest, I was not moved, but I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

6. When I was in college, I worried about what to eat every day. Poverty was one of the reasons. The main reason was that I didn’t have enough food in school. Once, I went to dinner with my girlfriend. We spent a long time thinking about what to eat, but she became angry and said that I didn’t understand her...

7. Yes Once when I went out to play, it rained really hard, so I had no choice but to go to the hotel and get a room. To be honest, it was the first time for both of us to spend a night with the opposite sex. I was quite nervous and didn’t dare to do anything. Do it and fall asleep. When I woke up the next day, she got angry at me for no reason. I was quite puzzled. What did she say about me that made you so uninterested? Women are so baffling.