I knelt down to the big immortals and asked three people to cross talk, a pupil's, a shorter one and an awesome one to appear! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Oh, I've had enough! (Cover your face with your right hand)

C: What's the matter?

A: The school issued watches.

C: That's good. If you have a watch, you won't be late or leave early. You will start at six and go to bed at ten. ...

A: What a mess. It's not a clock, it's a primary school graduation registration form.

C: Oh, the primary school graduation registration form. Then what's bothering you?

A: It's difficult to fill in!

B: What's so hard to fill out? Ask me if you don't understand! (going out)

A: Ask you?

I know everything.

A: Take the column "Name" as an example. Everyone will be happy as soon as I write my name.

C: What you filled in is-

A: Little fatty.

C: Hey, don't you have another name?

B: Yes. His mother called him Xiao Pang, his father called him Fat, and all his classmates called him Fat.

C: What! Fill in the second column. (Hit 2 people in the head)

A: Gender.

C: You're not going to fill it out as a woman, are you? !

A: No-yes, I wrote "boy"!

C: Ah! Boys are also gender?

A: The "birth" column is not easy to fill in.

C: What kind of family did you come from? ...

A: NONO, I was not born at home. I was born in a hospital.

B: Wrong! Being born means asking what your family does.

A: Oh, I'll fill this in: my father plays mahjong, my mother speculates in stocks, my grandmother plays Tai Chi, and my grandfather rides a horse and has sex (B does actions).

B: (crossing his chest) Oh, my God!

This is the date of birth.

Ask your parents?

B: His father said he was in' 98 and his mother said he was in' 99.

C: Ask your grandparents again.

B: Grandpa said he was born in January, while Grandma said he was born in December.

C: Wow! You are so happy! There are so many birthdays a year, and there are also many lucky money. Let's rub it.

Dream on (drag B and C away)!

A, B and C: Thank you!