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Wang Xifeng teased Grandmother Jia and Jia Baoyu teased Lin Daiyu. Is a dream of red mansions full of jokes?
The second time, Jia Baoyu expressed his unique view of deviating from the Confucian classics: "It turns out that people are born the spirit of all things, and all the beautiful scenery of mountains, rivers, the sun and the moon is only for daughters, and the man with a beard is just scum." Baoyu's story of rat spirit is closely related to specific seasonal customs. The plot that the mouse wants to cook Laba porridge has a strong interest in life.
The old mouse got up and went to his seat to discuss this matter, because he said,' Tomorrow is Laba, and everyone cooks Laba porridge. There is not enough fruit in the cave now, so we must take this opportunity to grab some. "But he pulled out an arrow and sent a capable little consumer to inquire. In an instant, I paid a small return:' I have visited and inquired everywhere, and only the temple fruit and rice at the foot of the mountain are the most.' The old consumer asked, "How many kinds of rice are there? How many products are there? Small consumption way:' Mi Dou warehouse, invincible. There are five kinds of fruits: one red date, two chestnuts, three peanuts, four water chestnuts and five taro. "Old consumption heard exultation, immediately to the point. But he drew an arrow and asked,' Who will steal rice?' The rice was ordered to steal as soon as it was spent. He pulled out an arrow and asked, "Who's going to steal beans?" ? Another order to steal beans. Then I went to get the bills one by one. There was only one kind of taro left. He pulled out an arrow and asked,' Who will steal taro?' ? I saw a weak consumer answer, I want to steal taro. Seeing him like this, the old people were afraid of being inexperienced and timid, so they wouldn't let him go.
Small consumption way: "Although I am young and weak, but miraculous, articulate, far-reaching influence. It was a coincidence that they stole it. The crowd quickly asked,' How can we be smarter than them?' Small consumer said, "I don't steal like them." I just turned into a taro, rolling in the taro pile, making people invisible and inaudible, but secretly carrying it in two places and gradually carrying it out. Wouldn't that be smarter than stealing hard ones? Hearing this, many consumers said,' Great, but I don't know how to change it. Let's take a look first. Hearing this, Xiao Wei said with a smile:' This is not difficult, wait for me to change it.' After that, she turned and said' change' and became the most beautiful young lady. Everyone quickly smiled and said,' Wrong, wrong. Some people say that if you become a fruit, how can you become a lady? Xiao Shao said with a smile,' I said that you have never seen the world, but you only know that this fruit is taro, but you don't know that Master Yan's young lady is the real Xiangyu.' "
Baoyu joked that "mice become fragrant taro" is indeed "nonsense", but it reflects the local conditions and customs at that time and makes people appreciate the rich taste of life in laughter.
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