Have you ever seen a short joke that can make people laugh?

Accompany mm to see a doctor in Dongfang Hospital.

I saw it, waiting for the bus.

Mm is idle and bored, looking around to kill time.

Suddenly I pulled my hand at the bus stop sign.

Said: this internet cafe is very powerful, with so many computers.

Let me look back, Shanghai Stock Exchange.

Texting with my cousin reminds me of one thing about my cousin.

Last time I went home, I visited my grandparents, and my cousin was there.

While watching TV, a panda movie was playing on a channel of CCTV.

It is said that the natural conception rate of pandas is very low, but people still hope that pandas can conceive naturally.

After all, there is no way to artificially inseminate.

A female panda in a zoo is in heat, so she borrows a male panda from another zoo, hoping they can OOXX.

Taken together, female pandas are quite interesting to male pandas. Come forward and smell it and rub it.

The male panda ignored it and walked away. The female panda went up to rub again, and the male panda got angry. He slapped the female panda and they started fighting.

……

The breeder pulled away and failed on the first day.

Later, I arranged several meetings, and the results were similar ... In short, my sister was very interested and Lang was heartless. ...

Watching the days go by, the estrus of the panda is coming to an end, and OOXX failed once.

Finally, artificial insemination is necessary. ...

Cousin came up with a sentence at this moment: silly? A bunch of fools are fooling around there, fooling around ...

You can't see anything so obvious. That male panda is obviously gay.

Me:-_ _ _ _ _ _-B, it's been 20 years. I didn't expect you to be so bad. ...

Cousin: Oh, it's been 20 years, and there are so many things you haven't discovered yet. ...

Probably stayed at school too long.

From Ben to Yan

There are too many good children around.

The things in my mind are getting more and more obscene.

It turns out that big girls are little girls since childhood.

My roots rotted when I was young. . .

I will explain to you the classic enlightenment event of my WS thought overnight.

The third grade of primary school

At the class meeting, all young pioneers were required to wear red scarves.

Those who don't wear it will be recorded and punished.

My deskmate, a little boy, looked dirty and didn't wear it.

I panicked: what should I do? You're not wearing a red scarf!

Yali wanted to think.

Answer: Actually, we can tie the triangle fire underwear around our necks, and the effect is the same. (Note: fire-bright red)

I thought it was very creative at the time.

I proudly said, "I'm wearing triangle fire underwear."

As a result, he rushed to pick up the edge of my pants.

Shouting to take it off and wear it as a red scarf for him.

Now we are fighting.

Cry while beating

Make a lot of noise. Two people in tears are miserable.

Attracted the class teacher.

Yi is a menopausal woman.

As soon as he came in, he shouted: sow the seeds, you do it! ! Chongqing dialect: What are you doing? )

I burst into tears: "teacher, he wants to grab my burnt underwear!" " "

The teacher was struck by lightning on the spot.

I took the opportunity to hit a man when he was down: "He didn't wear a red scarf. He said that briefs can be worn as red scarves! " "

Then the most JP thing happened.

The head teacher's eyes sparkled with obscene light.

Yi pointed to the little boy and said, "You stand up, climb to the podium and stand at attention!" " "

The little boy stood up and climbed onto the platform to stand at attention.

Yi continued to command: "The legs are shoulder width apart!"

The little boy's legs are shoulder width apart.

Easy to cut to the chase: "You take off your pants and show us how underwear is worn as a red scarf."

The little boy stood on the platform and began to tremble.

The head teacher stared at him fiercely.

(PS: The head teacher slapped each child in our class two times and hit our heads against the wall. She also said that she has her own background and is not afraid of our prosecution! Everyone is really afraid of her! ! )

Finally, under great psychological pressure,

The little boy began to take off his trousers with tears in his eyes.

That is to stand on a high platform in front of the whole class! ! !

I took off my pants first, and tears welled up in my eyes.

Show your pants (it was winter)

Turned to look at the teacher in charge, still staring at him with eyes dew yoshimitsu.

Afraid to stop shaking, I took off my pants.

The remaining autumn trousers

He turned to look at Yi, the head teacher, and shouted, You continue to take it off for me! ! !

The little boy began to cry loudly at once.

He knew that if he took off his long trousers again, his dignity would be gone.

So I covered my long pants with my hands.

Crying and crying: teacher, I was wrong! Teacher, I was wrong! I'll never say I'm wearing briefs as a red scarf again! ! !

At this time, our whole class also cried with fear.

The whole classroom is in a terrible state! !

Alarmed all the teachers in the next class and might come and interfere.

It took a long time anyway.

After all, the little boy didn't take off his long trousers and climbed down the platform to sit back in his seat.

Until school that day, he kept pressing his pants with his hands.

When he sat back,

We two children cry at each other like a troubled couple.

I told him: I'm sorry I sued you.

He is firm: it doesn't matter. I said I would use triangle fire underwear as a red scarf.

then

then

Then the two of us smiled at each other! ! !

Just like I still feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. . . . . .

At that time, I understood what extremes meet.

Since then, the little boy has become more and more excellent.

The teacher informed me that I would go to the Children's Palace this afternoon.

I went to pee, so I asked him where he was going.

He turned to smile and answered me, we are going to visit the bladder palace this afternoon.

. . . . . .

Me (I don't know what a bladder is): What is there to see in a bladder palace?

Ya (obviously earlier than me): pee and shit. . . . . You are what you pull.

Then we smiled at each other in a wretched way. . .

until today

The principle of my life is

If someone gets hurt because of me,

I'm not full of guilt anymore

I choose to join that person.

Take it out on him.

I have been singing an annoying duet with a little boy since the third grade of primary school.

This is the root of my lewdness.