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Han Zhien's spell in the romantic room. Help, please.
Young-jae: Rabbit.
Zhi En: Deng, no, it's a turtle. I told you it was a super fast turtle! I'll tell you one more thing. This time, a lovely rabbit competed with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Guess who won?
Young-jae: Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
Ji-eun: No, it's a turtle. When I took off my sunglasses, it was the super-fast turtle just now.
Zhi En: Do you know the name of the tallest man in Russia? Skye Pujilesky (a man who can go to heaven)! Do you know that France is the most famous?
The thief's name? But did Pearl know the name of the most famous French host when she hid Ibl's dream (stealing quilts over the wall)? Deduoxiong (eat more)
Zhi En: What's the name of the thinnest person in Japan? The name competition of China's most famous football player is Ye Rimag (who can walk in raindrops).
What is this word? What's the name of the most famous criminal police in France? Your big brother shouted (all of you come here)
Zhi En: The rabbit ran so far in the race with the tortoise, but our tortoise didn't give up, and still tried to climb step by step. When trying to climb, he saw a snail crawling on the ground with difficulty. The tortoise sympathized with the snail and said, "Come on, get up." The tortoise crawled with a snail on its back. After crawling for a while, another ground tiger crawled hard. ...
Yongzai: Land Tiger? Is it the story of a bug? Everyone is here. Everyone?
Zhi En: The tortoise felt sorry for the tiger and said, "Come, you come up, too." The ground tiger said hello to the snail on the turtle's back. Guess what the snail said when he looked at the tiger? "Hurry up, this turtle is so fast."
[parties, a full view of Confessions]
Young-jae: I like you very much, Han Zhien.
[At home, get married by contract]
Yingzai: Let's get married. I will hire you as my wife.
Zhi En: I'm crazy. Why should I marry you? You seem to have misunderstood something.
I don't like you and I hate you.
Young-jae: I think you are boring and dirty, too, so I don't like it.
Zhi En: So, how can you get married if you don't like each other? Have you taken the wrong medicine?
Young-jae: Anyway, if you finally want a divorce, it's good to hate each other.
Zhi En: Divorce?
Young-jae: So, do you want to be husband and wife with me for life?
[Press conference]
Young-jae: We first met on the plane. At that time, I thought she was so cute when she was nervous, so I accosted her and asked her if it was her first time to fly. She thinks I seem bored.
Young-jae: She may not know what a lovely woman she is.
Young-jae: It's just that I really like this woman. I don't want her to get hurt. I want to always be there to protect her.
[wedding]
Priest: Mr. Yingjae Lee, the groom, can you swear to love and respect this lady forever, whether in pain or happiness?
Young-jae: Yes, I promise.
Priest: Miss Han Zhien, bride, will you love and respect this man forever, whether in pain or happiness?
Zhi En: Yes.
[On the honeymoon boat]
Zhi En: Life is not that easy.
[skating rink]
Zhi En: I used to listen to stories told by my mother, but I will tell them to many people in the future. Just like some good songs and paintings, good stories can make people change and heal the pain.
Young-jae: So, your mother said she wanted you to be like this, didn't she?
Ji-eun: How do you know?
Young-jae: Do you think anyone can write a good story?
Zhi En: So, I will try my best to write a good story in the future. Fight!
Young-jae: Do you think it's a good time to shout for a fight?
Zhi En: Fight!
Forever: Fight!
[At the dinner table, after Ji-eun lost his tape recorder]
Young-jae: What did I say? Why are you pouting like this?
Zhi En: Don't talk to birds, just eat your food.
Young-jae: Because I said you were a chicken? Don't you hear that from me every day? Just get used to it. Is it really that bad?
Zhi En: Sorry, I lost the birthday present you gave me. I'm really sorry.
[Bathroom, after Ji-eun was stood up by Ying-jae the day before]
Ji-eun: Do you want to take someone out or keep others waiting!
[1 recording pen]
Zhi En: Yingjae Lee is very strange. It is said that there are no bad people in the world. Is that really the case? Sometimes it's cute. I really don't know.
[home page]
Zhi En: There are so many houses. Why did you buy our house?
Young-jae: Because of this name. Full house.
Zhi En: My father started it.
Young-jae: I think I'm getting old with the person I like.
[Yingzai cooks porridge for sick Huiyuan at home]
Zhi En: Will you cook porridge for me when I am sick? Although I don't like this, I want to drink porridge when I am sick! I have no appetite when I am sick. I need porridge to get better soon!
Young-jae: I cooked it for you last time!
Zhi En: When?
Young-jae: I don't want to say you are stupid, but you are really stupid. Last time you slept like a hero in the yard, did you eat?
[At home, Ji-eun tells Ying-jae a cold joke]
Young-jae: Alien. Please go back to your planet.
Zhi En: If I am an alien, you are a monster.
[At home, after Young-jae lost his ring]
Yongzai: It's just a ring!
Zhi En: That's no ordinary ring. This is our wedding ring.
Young-jae: If you lose it, buy another one!
Zhi En: The ring is a token between you and me, not something you just throw away and buy.
Forever: an oath? What vows do we have? You signed with me to get married. Are we really married? Like everyone else? What makes you say this to me? All you have to do is collect money, cook and clean the house as I say.
Zhi En: Am I just the one who cooks for you?
Young-jae: Yes, to me, you are just a rice cooker and a vacuum cleaner. Why?
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: Do you like me?
Zhi En: What did you say?
Young-jae: No? What is that? Is there something wrong?
Zhi En: You are worse than the lowest mold in the world. Son of a bitch.
Young-jae: What?
Zhi En: I really can't tell you. You really broke up this time. Forget it.
Yongzai: Well, if you leave this time, don't come back. I'm tired of it, too I can't do anything, I have a bad temper, and I hate you!
[At home, Yang Zai ordered a new wedding ring]
Young-jae: The ring said it would be brought next week. I won't lose it again in the future. Last time you lost your tape recorder, what did I say?
Didn't say! Shouldn't you be like that? You can make mistakes, but I can't. Why is there such an attitude? This is completely contradictory and unfair.
Zhi En: Actually, I found the ring. Give me your hand.
[Yard, Ji-eun forgave Young-jae for losing her ring]
Zhi En: In this world, there are such things and such things. There are marriages of this kind and marriages of that kind. There are happy marriages and unbelieving marriages. There are marriages that don't know the ending, and there are marriages that decide the ending from the beginning. Our marriage is also a marriage, and our vows are also vows, right?
Young-jae: Yes.
Zhi En: Although I quarreled and got angry all day and ran away from home with my bag on my back, I never thought that I would never come back. I really broke up. Let's live happily until we really break up.
Until that day. Until that day. Fight!
Yongzai: Why do you resist everything?
Zhi En: Yes, I always shout to fight for everything. Let's shout the battle together!
Young-jae: No, I want a za.
Zhi En: I don't like Aza Aza very much.
Young-jae: If you don't like it, forget it.
Zhi En: I see, Za.
Young-jae: Ah, ah, ah.
Zhi En: Fighting is much better.
Young-jae: Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a fight!
[at home, young-jae is going out]
Zhi En: Are you going out now? What time are you coming back? Come back late? Where is the meal? Do you want to eat and come back?
Young-jae: It depends. Why do you ask in such detail? Annoying.
Zhi En: No, I just don't want the food to get cold again.
[Come on, Huiyuan for the ring]
Young-jae: Ji-eun? In fact, she is kind-hearted and occasionally ... just a little simple and unexpected. But this is Han Zhien.
[At home, after Young-jae lied]
Young-jae: When you asked where to go and who to meet ... you just said it. Besides, I don't want to lie to you, so ... don't ask that question again. We agreed to respect each other's private lives!
Zhi En: Funny, where did I interfere in your private life? It's just a pity to see the food getting cold again. No matter where you go or who you meet, it's none of my business. So leave me alone. You can run around if you want.
Young-jae: Running around?
[Telephone, Ji-eun spends the night in Rishan]
Young-jae: Should I pick you up? I just want you to come and cook and sweep the floor. What shall I eat tomorrow?
Zhi En: Don't mention the word rice again. Is there nothing to talk about for me except rice? Do you really think I'm useless
[At home, Ji-eun comes back from Lishan]
Ji-eun: Didn't we agree not to care about each other?
Young-jae: I thought ... we'd better tell each other the current situation. It seems that this is not an interference in private life.
Zhi En: I don't want to tell you. Why are you so fickle? Just go your separate ways as usual.
Young-jae: I'm in charge. The rules have changed. So ... you have to tell me before you go out.
[At home, Ji-eun sets a timetable]
Zhi En: Try not to collide and respect each other's private lives. Isn't this what you expected?
Young-jae: Yes, that's true ... Of course, this is what I expected from the beginning. Didn't I tell you not to come out casually? I'm tired of hanging around all day.
Zhi En: So it won't happen again. 10 I'll use the living room from three o'clock in the evening to do something. I will come out to do housework after you go out during the day. The meal will be ready on time, so you can eat out. If you have anything to say to me, just put it in the refrigerator. Write down the form in detail. If you follow this, there will be no conflict. Ok ... I hope you are in good health until the day we meet again.
[At the premiere, Yong Zai dated Huiyuan]
Ji-eun: Don't go. If you leave like this ... there will be no food.
Young-jae: You have a good meal. I'll be back after eating. So don't wait for me. Eat first.
[At home, the night of the premiere]
Zhi En: No more ice cream, no more eating. Buy me roses in the future, only roses.
Young-jae: Roses are expensive.
Ji Eun: Don't laugh.
Young-jae: This is my freedom. Can't I just laugh?
Ji-eun: If you smile ... you will feel it. Young-jae, if you want to keep someone, you like that person, right? As long as I am with Huiyuan, I will be with you. ...
Young-jae: What?
Ji-eun: I ... seem to like young-jae you.
[at home, young-jae is going out]
Young-jae: I love my wife too ~ like this, like the sky, like the earth. Honey, I love you.
[At home, before gossip interview]
Young-jae: I will always be with you. Don't worry too much.
[At home, after gossip interview]
Zhi En: Be careful when you go out in the future. Don't let others call me pathetic.
Yongzai: What are your regrets?
Zhi En: Isn't it pitiful that my husband has an affair?
Young-jae: What? An affair?
Zhi En: No, I mean, people look like this. They all think you are my husband!
Young-jae: How can meeting a friend be an affair?
Zhi En: Anyway, next time something like this happens, I'll explain it, and then ...
Yongzai: How about that? What will happen to you?
Ji-eun: I ... I can't cook ... How can I just threaten this? It's so annoying
Young-jae: Why not? Didn't you pack up and run away from home?
Zhi En: If I leave, will you blink?
Young-jae: No ... you can't do it at all. ...
Zhi En: What does that mean?
Young-jae: It will be dark and cold at home ... if you are not here ... I mean, it will be dark because no one turns on the light at home.
Zhi En: Is it because of that ghost story?
Young-jae: What can I say to you? I really want to see Feng Shui.
[At home, Young Jae tricked the sick grandma Ji-eun and hijacked Ji-eun from Min-hyuk's car]
Zhi En: What the hell are you doing? Is it heatstroke?
Young-jae: No, it's true that Grandma said in her dream that she was not feeling well. You have no idea how realistic that dream is. Maybe I'm too tired these days, or I'm getting worse and worse.
Zhi En: Is that the reason? Can't you tell dreams from reality? Are you an idiot?
Young-jae: What?
Zhi En: What's that phone? Didn't you just say that you called and told us not to go there?
Young-jae: That phone ... phone ... that phone is a ghost, yes, it is a ghost.
Ji-eun: Ghost?
Young-jae: We really invite people to our homes to ward off evil spirits.
Zhi En: What?
Yongzai: You should find a famous Feng Shui master, right? Avoid evil, avoid evil!
[At home, Young Jae hears Ji-eun say that he will go out with Min-hyuk]
Young-jae: Why didn't you say you couldn't go and let him tell you what happened on the phone? It's too hot. Look outside. It's terribly hot now.
Zhi En: It's not easy for people to find time to meet me.
Yongzai: When will you come back?
Zhi En: Let's talk about something and have dinner. It may be a little late.
Young-jae: What, why are you eating out?
Zhi En: Why? Eat when you are hungry, of course.
Yongzai: What about me?
Zhi En: There is rice in the rice cooker. Help yourself. Do I have to cook it before eating? You'll think about how to command me.
Young-jae: I gave you a salary. Isn't that too much?
Zhi En: Really? ...
Young-jae: I won't wait for you. Come back early anyway! Understand?
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: I will wait for you, so come back early anyway!
Zhi En: It's up to you to wait or not! I'm not hungry, you are!
Young-jae: If you want to go out, finish all these things before you go out, or you can't go out!
Ji-eun: How did this happen? !
Yongzai: Where? Right here! See what? Are you staring at me? what can I do?
Zhi En: I'm going out now. Let's do it tomorrow!
Young-jae: Tomorrow? What tomorrow! Is Yingjae Lee such a person? We all know each other well, don't we? Hehe, do it ~
[Yard, Gene's song when pulling weeds]
Zhi En: Poor me, I lost my parents when I was a child, and I was bullied by this bastard Yingjae Lee. Sheba, Sheba, Sheba, how sad Jean is crying! Sheba, Sheba, Yingjae Lee, you son of a bitch!
[At home, Ji-eun went to Min-min's date]
Zhi En: What a strange temper! What a madman!
[At home, after Ji-eun went to Min-min's date]
Young-jae: Did you just eat?
Zhi En: Also, tell me to like him a little.
(Ying Zi sprays water)
Ji-eun: Are you okay?
Young-jae: What did you say?
Zhi En: What can I say? I told you I get it. I'll like it.
Young-jae: What? !
Zhi En: Minhe's teacher said I was very interesting, so he was very happy with me, so he told him jokes in the future and accompanied him when he was lonely. ...
By the way, he also said that young-jae, you don't know the value of Han Zhien. Although I am a useless person to you, I may be a treasure to others ~
Young-jae: Treasure?
Zhi En: By the way, have you eaten?
Young-jae: I didn't eat. Hurry up and prepare the food!
Zhi En: Haven't you eaten yet? ! Is it to wait for me?
Young-jae: Am I an idiot? Waiting for you without dinner? ! I've been too busy all day today. I've been busy until now and just got back! Prepare dinner! Start (a disease)
[At home, I'm tossing and turning, gnashing my teeth]
Young-jae: Do you really like treasures? Is git a treasure?
[In the studio, Min-hyuk comes to Ying-jae and officially announces that he wants to pursue Ji-eun]
Young-jae: Nice to meet Ji-eun, but why didn't you tell me in advance? I may have misunderstood!
Young-jae: Han Zhien, this is different from the woman you used to know. I don't know why, but don't play with her.
[home page]
Young-jae: If Min-hyuk is kind and gentle to you, you must not like him just because he likes you.
Zhi En: Like it? Who do you like?
Young-jae: I mean ... (explain or correct what I just said) I mean ... you don't know much about this society and men, so you're not trying to persuade you ... anyway, if Min-hyuk is not nice to you, you'll like him. ...
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: I really hate to say this, but Min-hyuk is really a playboy. He has a way with women.
Wisdom: I don't know what you mean, Mr Yingjae Lee, but it sounds impure. Do you doubt my friendship with Mr. Liu Minhe now?
Young-jae: Friendship?
Zhien: Mr. Liu Minhe and I have a person-to-person meeting. Don't think so impure. It's hard to hear.
Young-jae: So you are an idiot, so you are naive … What an idiot, and you don't understand other people's advice …
Zhi En: What? Idiot?
Young-jae: I see. Cancel it, idiot. Be careful anyway, and don't regret it then!
Zhi En: There's nothing to be careful about! The whole Republic of Korea knows that I am your wife! Why does Teacher Liu Minhe like me? Does this make sense?
Young-jae: It doesn't make sense ... but it's not impossible ... you have the ability to make others happy.
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: I mean ... I never gave my git to anyone anyway! You be careful, okay?
[At home, Min Laihe is a guest]
Part 1
Young-jae: We got married not long ago, so my wife is not very good at cooking. Our family will get better and better. My wife is getting better every day now, isn't she, dear?
Young-jae: Actually, my father-in-law's people built the house. My father-in-law designed and built it himself. Right, honey?
Yingzai: This is where my wife grew up. There are many memories everywhere. This is a very special home for my wife. Right, honey?
Young-jae: The second floor is also our bedroom and the room of our soon-to-be-born baby, but because it is … our husband and wife's private space, it is not convenient to make it public. Right, honey?
Young-jae: We will have many children, two sons and two daughters. My wife was lonely when she was a child. Right, honey?
the second part
Zhi En: What's the matter with you?
Young-jae: What's wrong? What is wrong with me?
Zhi En: I told you why you want to invite others over ... why are you so naive?
Young-jae: What's so childish about that?
Ji-eun: Stop it, dear! I have goose bumps all over.
Young-jae: What's wrong? Marriage is like this! He's watching ~
the third part
Young-jae: This is our wedding photo. Isn't it a good photo? Are they a good match?
Zhi En: Yingjae Lee's nostrils found in this photo are so big ~
Young-jae: We have a karaoke machine at home. Do you want to sing? My wife sings very well ~ does three bears know? You dance well, too ~
part four
Young-jae: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Ji Eun: Didn't you just say kick me? ...
Young-jae: You said it was a little disgusting the other day. Are you pregnant?
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: Oh, what's the big deal! Ha ha ha, I'm going to be a father, too! I love you, dear! I love you, wife!
Zhi En: It's not like that. ...
Young-jae: What if I'm going crazy? Ha ha ha, I'm going crazy! Ha ha ha, my wife is pregnant! Ha ha ha, he moved!
[At home, after Min-hyuk left]
Young-jae: You finally know whose this is!
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: Nothing.
Zhi En: But Yingjae Lee, what's wrong with you all of a sudden? Why did you say I was pregnant?
Young-jae: What's wrong? Married already pregnant, so what? !
Ji-eun: What's wrong? Why lie when you're not pregnant? In the end, everyone knows that this is not true.
Yongzai: Then say, Oh, no. That's all.
Zhi En: The question is, why tell such a lie?
Young-jae: It's necessary to say it!
Zhi En: People who don't know think it's because I'm jealous.
Young-jae: What? Jealous?
Ji-eun: Isn't it?
Yongzai: It's too noisy. Go and wash the dishes!
Zhi En: Gee, what a strange personality. What a strange man.
[in the yard]
Young-jae: You must have dinner with me today. You must! Understand?
Zhi En: Hey, what's wrong with Mr. Yingjae Lee today?
Young-jae: What's wrong? Pregnant women should eat well so that their children can grow up quickly.
Zhi En: What?
Young-jae: See you then, dear.
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