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The most powerful boy in history has a vulgar signature
The most powerful boy’s signature with obscene connotations in history
1. How can ordinary people like us resist the beauty’s coquettishness?
2. Who is whose husband? Temporary workers in the capital
3. As long as Tang Monk walks the road, there will be many evildoers
4. God gives women beauty to punish men
5 , What’s wrong with having a wife? You’ve crossed the line even though you’re wired
6. The tortoise can outrun the hare, that’s just because each has his own way of walking
7. Wait until I tell you whether it’s hurt. When the fire breaks out, that is the day when your house is burned down
8. I don’t need your extra explanation, I just need you to shut up
9. That’s what’s called compulsory education Yes, it took up all my youth
10. Do you eat, eat, or eat? It’s your choice
11. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, don’t live too arrogantly
12. Even if you are a bachelor for the rest of your life, labor and management will still be more handsome than you
13 , You have to live your life by yourself, you have to suffer by yourself, why live by looking at other people's faces
14. Holding a knife in your left hand and a fork in your right hand, enjoy life slowly
15. You come to my love and I accept it, and I won’t force you to stay if you leave
16. Don’t rely on others’ power, because you are just a dog
17. It’s you who are too indifferent and break my heart. Frozen
18. Take away my love, take away my heart, this is the person I love
19. Love without asking for anything in return, this is not love, It's just a shame
20. If love cannot be seen, hate will fulfill its purpose
21. My sister only smokes because it hurts the lungs and does not hurt the heart
22. Friends who hang out outside should have a strong heart
23. People are tired when they live, otherwise how can they be called human beings
24. Your love is too cheap, buy one and get one free I will not participate in this kind of activity
25. You may not know that when you cry, my tears are also overflowing
26. If you want to test me, then just Prepare your patience
27. If you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind
28. Sad, please stay away from me, I don’t want to be You are contagious
29. Looking up to the future with a proud attitude, my world also has happiness
30. There is only one me in the world, and no one can replace it
< p> 31. I am not great enough, wait until you are tired of her to love me32. Don’t be obsessed with sister, she is just your legend
33. Don’t wait for me to leave, You have just tasted what true love is
34. I am not your shadow, and I cannot be inseparable from you
35. Don’t use your self-righteous rules of life to influence mine. Life
36. I never suffer, because I have returned tenfold to those who make me suffer.
37. In this dream-like life, I have I can't fall asleep due to insomnia
38. What's so great about making friends? If you have the ability, just wear a pair of pants
39. It's so difficult to say so many vows to each other, but I only need to say "I love you"
40. When I get rich, I will show off my wealth to you, a pretentious tycoon
41. I can’t see the future, but I have never Stop
42. As long as you have a strong heart, nothing in the world can knock you down
43. Don’t show off to your brother, show off to others more and show off your brother
44. In my eyes you are a dick, in his eyes I am a dick
45. I never do things that make myself sad, I usually only do things that make others sad
46. Time takes my thoughts away. Where did I get the time to be unforgettable?
47. Life is not a TV series. Who do you act for?
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48. Let you show off your beauty, I only like the sparrow on the tree
49. You don’t have to show off to me, just because you are awesome doesn’t mean I can respect you
50. I will work hard. What I want, I will give myself the most powerful inspirational classic quotes in history
1. I don’t know if it’s worth it to give up everything just for a chance, but I Won't retreat!
2. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don’t want to quarrel, have a cold war, or regret for a second with you.
3. Love doesn’t know where it started, but it goes deeper and deeper. The hatred is nowhere to be found and is gone with a smile.
4. Don’t dwell on the past; if you keep thinking about the last chapter, you won’t be able to turn a new page in your life.
5. Only after the pain has passed can you learn to be a new self.
6. If you still think that you are still young and can still waste time, you will eventually achieve nothing and sigh when you grow old.
7. Once you set a goal, you will never give up until you reach the goal to achieve success.
8. Close your eyes, clean your heart, and let the past go.
9. In memory, there are always some moments that are nothing special when experienced, but are worth a thousand words when recalled.
10. Don’t envy other people’s lives. What you see will never be everything they have experienced.
11. Hard work creates strength, and attitude determines height.
12. Don’t point to the sky and say there is no sun because of a cloud.
13. Everyone has his own ambitions and walks his own path.
14. Challenge the limits, live a life without regrets, work hard and make progress, and write a glorious chapter.
15. As long as the road is right, there is no need to worry about the distance.
16. No matter how many times you fail, as long as you are still alive, you cannot give up.
17. Don’t waste time explaining to others; friends, you don’t need your explanation; enemies, they don’t believe your explanation. If you think it's right, do it.
18. Reject perfectionism; the real world does not favor perfectionists, it only favors people who work hard.
19. If you cannot wait patiently for success, you can only wait patiently for a lifetime of failure.
20. If people frame themselves within a certain range, they will easily limit their thinking and pattern.
21. For the best results, let us carry out the madness to the end.
22. The sun illuminates the path of life, and the moon illuminates the path of the soul.
23. A person’s dream may not be valuable, but a person’s efforts are valuable.
24. A wise man always has a secret code for success. Those who can decipher the secret code are successful wise men.
25. There are no rewards in the world to encourage hard work. All rewards are only used to reward the results of work.
26. Eat less salt, be more jealous, play less mahjong and take a walk more.
27. Because love has dignity, I choose to leave. Because I was helpless in love, I chose to give up.
28. People are not afraid of walking in the dark, but they are afraid that there is no sunshine in their hearts.
29. All great actions and thoughts have a humble beginning.
30. Goals and beliefs give people lasting motivation and are the spiritual pillars of people.
31. Sometimes, with some love, we clearly know that there is no result, and some roads are destined to never reach the end.
32. Most people are not in awe of a certain person, but in awe of money.
33. I am who I am. As for what you think of me, it is neither necessary nor necessary.
34. Unless a person has confidence himself, he cannot bring confidence to others; only those who are already convinced can convince others.
35. Time, the shades are suitable; people's hearts, far and near, are at peace. This is life at its best.
36. Those who can seize the opportunity to walk in front of them will succeed nine times out of ten.
37. Strong faith will win strong people and then make them stronger.
38. The first thing we age is never our appearance, but our desperate drive.
39. You can’t change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust the sail; you can’t change the weather, but you can adjust your mood. If things can't be changed, change your mindset.
40. How can you return halfway to the place you most want to go to?
41. The one who conquers others is wise, and the one who conquers is strong. It's not that success is too far away from us, but that we persist too little.
42. The shadow is unreal. It is no longer exaggerating, but shrinking.
43. A philosopher has no worries, and a wise man is always happy. Not because he has everything he loves, but because he loves everything he has.
44. Success does not lie in walking when others walk, but in keeping walking when others stop.
45. God has given you many temptations, but he will not let you get them easily.
46. We cannot become the descendants of nobles, but we can become the ancestors of nobles.
47. Lightning never strikes the same place, and people should not be hurt in the same way twice.
48. Life is full of choices, and attitude towards life is everything.
49. Don’t think twice, don’t ask for advice, don’t write and don’t read.
50. The perfection of personality is the foundation, and the establishment of wealth is the end.
51. When you want to give up, please go back and follow the first tip. If you want to succeed, you just have to persist.
52. Do some good deeds, accumulate some virtue, and always think of Maitreya Buddha in your heart.
53. No matter how long the road is, it will have an end. No matter how long the night is, it will have an end. No matter how hard it rains, there will always be a time to stop. Dark clouds can never cover the smiling sun!
54. Small tolerance is a kind of cultivation, while great tolerance has an intention.
55. A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart.
56. Whether a person has money is not necessarily poor, but if he does not have dreams, he is definitely poor.
57. Many things in life are not that we cannot do it, but that we do not believe that we can do it.
58. Any restriction starts from your own heart.
59. A person with a strong will may have his property robbed, but his courage will never be taken away.
60. If death can make a person understand one thing, then why not reflect on it while you are alive.
61. Every successful person has an ending. Only by having the courage to start can you find the way to success.
62. People are not matches. They cannot cause fire when rubbed.
63. The shortest distance is from hand to mouth, and the longest distance is from speaking to doing.
64. The bigger the space in your heart, the more luxuriant the flowers will grow.
65. Life is beautiful to some people. These people strive for a certain goal throughout their lives.
66. If a person has reached the point where he has nothing to rely on, he will often become stronger.
67. No matter how cold the stone is, it will warm up after sitting on it for three years.
68. Frustration is actually the tuition fee for success.
69. The road to Qingxiao must be reached eventually, and the golden list will never stop.
70. The impossible may come true today, and the impossible may come true tomorrow.
71. You can be poor financially, but you must not be poor spiritually.
72. If you behave in a low-key manner, you will become more stable each time; if you do things in a high-profile manner, you will become better and better each time.
73. If you feel that walking is hard now, it proves that you are going uphill.
74. Avoiding may not be possible, and facing may not be uncomfortable. Turning around is not necessarily the weakest.
75. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe someone will fall in love with you because of your smile.
76. Every setback or unfavorable mutation carries the same or larger beneficial seeds.
77. When you are on the way forward, there will always be a group of bad guys following you, hoping that you will fall, waiting for you to fail, and watching your jokes. So you have to run hard and never give up.
78. In the creek, the fish often feels that it is very big. Only when it reaches the sea does it realize that it is actually very small.
79. A good relationship or friendship is not chasing, but attracting; not entangled, but random; not playing, but cherishing.
80. Obstacles and failures are the most reliable stepping stones to success. If you are willing to study and utilize them, you can cultivate success from failure.
81. Don’t forget what you once had, cherish what you have got, and don’t give up what belongs to you.
82. Facing bravely may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don’t face it, you will definitely not succeed.
83. Faith means that even if you can’t see where the long steps lead, you are still willing to take the first step.
84. Having a dream is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing a dream is a kind of ability.
85. If you scold a villain, you will become a dwarf.
86. Life passes by in a hurry. There is no need to settle for perfection. Doing what you like to do and pampering yourself are the most important things.
87. Go out on a good road, say good things, and do good deeds.
88. You can't really forget the person who touches your heart, whether he is the person who hurts you or the person who heals you.
89. I may fall, but I will not fall. Get up strong and move forward. Don’t be afraid, I am unique.
90. The amount of things in your mind is related to your future. If you want to control eternity, you must control now.
91. The past is the distant and faded dusk, and the future is the near and bright morning light.
92. Climb high mountains to conquer the top and enjoy the heavy snow. Don’t be afraid of the severe cold.
93. If you think too much, you will definitely not do as effectively as you want, but if you don’t think about it, doing it will definitely be ineffective.
94. Even if you are given up by most people, you cannot give up on yourself.
95. What can really bring you down is not your opponent, but your desperate heart.
96. If a person wants wonderful results, he must have a colorful process. People are often so exhausted that they forget what they want.
97. As long as we can dream, we can achieve it.
98. Everyone has two doors: one is the home door, where one grows up; the other is the heart door, where one succeeds. If you can drive away the villain in the door, you will awaken the giant in your heart!
99. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.
100. When everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but not off-key.
101. Don’t look for reasons for failure, but find ways for success.
102. Don’t give up to the world, because you still have awesome dreams.
103. Remember your value. It will not depreciate because of your indecent appearance. Gold will always shine one day.
104. If you work hard today, you will be successful tomorrow.
105. The harmony of shades and lightness is the tacit understanding of the soul; the harmony of distance and nearness is the free breathing and the beauty of distance.
106. Making a decision is not difficult. What is difficult is taking action and sticking to it.
107. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe one day someone will fall in love with you because of your smile.
108. Victory is not about defeating the enemy, but about improving oneself. As long as we make one percent progress every day, that is success.
109. Life can be made easy, and life can also be exquisite.
110. There are always some people who leave unexpectedly, and some memories that were once beautiful have now become rotten.
111. Only by believing in yourself can others definitely believe in you.
112. Good people do good deeds, go from happiness to happiness, and from understanding to understanding.
When evil people do evil, they go from suffering to suffering, from darkness to darkness.
113. When a person starts fighting from his own heart, he is a valuable person.
114. During your waking hours, pursue what you think is the most meaningful.
115. If you don’t wake up in the morning, you will miss a day’s work. If you don’t learn when you are young, you will miss a lifetime.
116. If you want to escape suffering in your life, you have to be a god or a corpse.
117. Even if my domineering power leaks out, no one can stop me.
118. In the wind and rain of summer, autumn and winter, it takes ten years to sharpen a sword. Use our own wisdom to achieve our dreams.
119. Good times make our energy idle and useless, making us unable to feel our own strength, but obstacles awaken this strength and use it.
120. When you hold on to something and never let go, maybe you will only have this thing forever. If you are willing to let go, you will have other choices. If you don’t give up old ideas, it will be difficult for new ideas to emerge! A very connotative and personal signature of Momo for boys
A very meaningful and personal signature of Momo for boys
1. I also want to bask in the sun and wind all day like my clothes. Here comes the hide-and-seek conversation with the blue sky. Someone took me home in the evening
2. Well, my best friend got me drunk and found a boy to come over, but she left with my boyfriend.
3. When I miss you, I just I will frown inadvertently
4. I am not stronger than others, so there is nothing to hide. My tears are as hot as yours and I will feel flustered
5. It feels terrible when I can’t express my feelings with words. I obviously want to stay and open my mouth, but it turns out that you should go
6. I finally know why your level is so low, because you don’t respond actively!
7. Now I am living a good life. I can cry, laugh, eat, sleep, and run. You can tell me how good it is.
8. I want to hear you say that you would not be able to live without me. Happy
9. She never wears a ponytail anymore, never goes out without makeup, high heels, a small leather skirt, smokes, drinks and swears. She is good at everything.
10. I have two personalities: withdrawn and lively
11. I haven’t had a deep chat or hug for a long time
12. Don’t let the past hold you back
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13. If you don’t like to do something, you should refuse it outright, otherwise everyone will think you are weak and can be bullied
14. Don’t say anything nice to me, I know you are neither What a good thing.
15. If you have too much face, a dog will treat you like a lion.
16. I am the thirteenth person to give up treatment.
17. It is better to be a passenger with dreams than to be a traveler with no return
18. Some people just like to regard your tolerance as cowardice.
19. Today I had an argument with my best friend and I slapped her and said harshly to my boyfriend, please don’t deliberately talk to him and add him on QQ behind his back. I hope you can understand that I hit her
20. If no one likes it Then I’ll call you no one
21. The tenderness of the buttoning hand is given to the person you love most in your life.
22. I feel bad when I see you smoking, but no matter how much I try to persuade you, I never hear when you started smoking and for whom.
23. The weather is just right today and the sun is shining brightly, so let’s fall in love
24. I want to know if I don’t find you, will we go our separate ways forever.
25. The friendship between three people is too crowded. Z-Q-L
26. Things that are too dazzling will feel unreal and things that are too warm will make people dare not rely on them
27. Things that are thrown away will be garbage when they come back
28. Sometimes alienation does not mean dislike, but love too much and helplessness
29. It is better to rely on the warm embrace of others than to surround oneself with arms
30. I originally put my heart towards the bright moon, but what happened? The bright moon shines on the ditch.
31. Drink a cup of wine and worry about the past
32. Don’t suffer from insomnia again and again if you want to live your life
33. Stop complaining that you are in 1.4 billion You can’t find a right person among people. During the exam, you couldn’t find a right person among the four options of the multiple-choice question
34. I confessed my love to him after breaking 100 yuan
35. You There are so many beauties around me, but it’s a pity that there is no place for me.
36. Words that cannot be said call stories to those who cannot keep their thoughts in mind.
37. We each have our own thoughts and we drift apart. < /p>
40. I hope your affection will not be let down.
41. The ticket will pay for your future sufferings and hardships. I will go through it alone. After all, this city will still be busy without you
42. Delete me, I can’t bear it
43. I haven’t had time to send you my love words, so many of them have expired
44. Even though I’m not young, I won’t be Don’t just sit around and wait
45. What is the most beautiful letter, H? Why? It connects two lines that will never intersect.
46. Like a lonely patient. Pull
47. Resting when you are tired has nothing to do with giving up
48. People probably shed a lot of tears before they become invincible.
49. If you are afraid of the dark, give me your hand
50. The more stories a person has, the easier it is to sink
51. The sigh of regret comes year by year, but the sunset and sunrise never change
52. Every time you stumble along the way, someone has to leave
53. If you miss me, come to me and don’t be embarrassed. What kind of temperament do I have? You know that I will bow my head if you ask me.
54. Thinking Sow a seed and grow many. You can chat with me, play chess, and talk about everything. As long as you plant one, you can look at it. It doesn’t matter if you ignore me.
55. I laugh at myself now, even though I have nothing. I still don’t know how to work hard
56. I don’t know what you mean by handsome, but if you mean a boy like me, then I will understand immediately
57. What do you think? I'm not happy with you. Remember, I can give you enough face, and I can also slap you in the face.
58. People are often the most pretentious and vulnerable when they are idle and panicked, and they are the most sober and strong when they are in the abyss.
59. When you are tired, come to me. I want whatever you want
60. Feelings do not need to be generous and affectionate, and there is no need to show off
< p> 61. Just once, I will accompany you to see the world.62. No alcohol, no smoke, wind or rain, will you follow me?
63. There is no need to be duplicitous. Duplicity, if you don’t like me, you can just say it directly without giving me a fake smile. I’m not interested in your acting skills
64. My language is dirty, my attitude is arrogant, my personality is uninhibited, my thoughts are disorganized, my logical thinking is absurd, that’s what I am As a person, I don’t need to change anything for you.
65. Luoluo, do you like me? You were kicked in the head by a donkey. Asking this, why am I so sexy? Can you die if you cooperate? p>
66. You have thousands of friends, but who has ever helped you in times of need
67. Time has taught me that I don’t have to wait for anyone except express delivery
68. Do you sometimes have things you don’t want to say to me
69. Stop being naughty and go home
70. Cherish everyone who doesn’t call me by my full name< /p>
71. -[serious face] I have always believed that the Minions are distant relatives of Spongebob.
72. Blame me for being stubborn by nature and like duplicity. Every word I say is not to the public’s taste]
73.: In this real society, no one will tell you about relatives, only people. Talk about benefits to you.
74. If you have finished talking about love, please give her a wedding dress
75. The excitement is theirs and I have nothing
76 , Thousands of reunions in life will make you tired if you are not greedy for new things
77. One day, I will smile and watch those who have hurt me die.
78. For men The most powerless thing is that at the age of least ability, I met the girl I want to take care of for the rest of my life
79. No matter how I change, I will always be the same person to him
80 , How can good feelings always stay fresh? After all, enthusiasm will eventually cool down
81. Trying my best to give you all the good things you think, I just love you so much that you are overwhelmed
82. Mi Ren : Remember, there was once a fool who loved you, but she is no longer stupid now.
83. Youth is like a strong drink, let us remember it for a lifetime
84. If you leave If it's for my own good, then why don't you die.
85. There's no point in getting angry with a dog.
86. Don't perform something you're not good at for an audience that doesn't belong to you. Life.
87. He said he will stay with you for a long time and will never leave.
88. Don’t ask others if something you like is good or not
89. If someone treats you a little bit and you think they like you, is it too lacking in love?
90. After all, you are the one I love
91. I am not perfect, but you should wait for me, I am worth waiting for you
92. You love Already? Injured? give up? Leave scars? Well, in the end it just passed.
93. In fact, I am also afraid of living alone, eating and sleeping.
94. What I want to say remains unsaid. It is stuck in my mouth like a rooted weed that cannot wither but is reluctant to be pulled out.
95. I want to be the person you like to see the most and the person you love the most. The person who is reluctant to say goodbye
96. There is wine in life, dreams in wine, and you in dreams
97. She is afraid that you will not be with her, so you have to accompany her. But you forgot that I am also afraid
98. Later, even if I smashed the wine bottle, I didn’t get sobriety, and I didn’t get love after I soiled myself.
99. If God gives me more If I have the chance to meet you, I will definitely turn around and leave
100. If possible, we should not meet again. A collection of despicable boy personality game signatures
The air is filled with A smell of being robbed
Although I have just entered the society, I seem to have entered old age ahead of schedule
If you can't be my Monkey King, I will I will blow up your mountain of flowers and fruits and chop off your lifeblood
Life is not only about the present but also the invitations from your ex
You can’t like it too obviously, otherwise it will be worthless
< p> Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls weigh more than two hundred poundsNowadays, college students have nothing to do but eat and run away to find girlfriends. But I'm different, I can't eat enough.
My wish is: peace in your world
Lying down at night listening to the wind and rain, are you poor or you?
Cute Qiqi Pig, Come home with me, I won’t eat you.
The warmth in the quilt is more real than any other warmth.
Youth is the only right we have to weave dreams. Time
When I left, I looked back countless times, only to find that you had gone far away. I thought you would catch up.
Teacher Quote: I teach so many classes, but your class has the worst discipline.
I have chased you so many times for your grades, can you please look back at me, just one glance
How long do you have to struggle with liking someone?
I like corners I like the solitude and deserted position, but that’s not because I’m afraid that I won’t fit in with the excitement.
No one has ever died since ancient times. Schools only use paper to kill people.
After graduation, the bells rang, the classroom was empty, and I couldn’t catch your shadow.
These days, if there are not many puppy lovers in the class, then it is not called a progressive class!
He said: Stop pretending to be cold and just be my funny boy.
The sound of you calling me to wake up is more effective than the roar of the head teacher
When you smile at me, it’s like a hundred sunny days.
There is one word that means the whole world---EXO
Regardless of our achievements during the New Year, we are still friends p>
Falling asleep in class, banging after class, drinking tea in my old class’s office after school!
The so-called longing is just a person's wishful thinking.
The academic masters should get better, don’t take the exam too far and get out of touch with the masses.
I like school, but I don’t like class.
Why didn’t I do well in the exam? The picture on the paper was too beautiful and I didn’t dare to write...
If the world was based on eating, then my future would be limitless
< p> There is a kind of unity called EXO, and there is a kind of perseverance called Planet FanWe met the most beautiful people in the best years, but after all, it is just a prosperity.
I want you to be by my side in this life, and I want you to be by my side in the next life. Even in the next life!
Mobile phone gentleman, when I kill this bitch, Exam King, I will stay with you for the rest of my life.
Teacher’s classic lie, I will treat all students equally, no matter they are good students or bad students.
When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.
To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be unjust!
Don’t ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say: burnt
When unbridled laughter turns into desolate sighs, maybe I have really grown up at that time
Next summer this classroom will be full of people but it will no longer be us! ! !
Crossing the boundary of friends, you are either a lover or a stranger
I once walked all over the campus just to take a look at you
The moment I left the examination room , tell yourself: It’s okay, you are determined to participate
Cherish those who will find time to accompany you because you are more important than anything else.
It can be pretentious, it can be made, and you can take advantage of it. Being young can make a lot of noise.
You think I won’t feel heartache and always bear your coldness.
A class teacher’s inadvertent change of seats can change many people’s lives.
They say bitter melons are not sweet, but I like to eat bitter melons.
I don’t even want to look at things that don’t belong to me, but I make an exception for you
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