Humorous jokes about birthdays

When the husband came home, he was surprised to find that his wife was lighting fifteen red candles.

"Does anyone have a birthday today?" He asked.

"Yes," the wife replied, "My coat is fifteen years old today!"

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It's a girl's birthday After the birthday party, the boy opened the birthday cake.

The word birthday is written on the cake.

The boy took the knife, split the word in two, handed it to the girl in half, and whispered:

I'm in charge of Sunday, and you're in charge of sanitation, okay?

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Manager a and manager b are good friends. One day, they got together.

Manager B saw Manager A looking depressed and asked what had happened.

Manager A sighed: "Yesterday was my birthday, and the female secretary invited me to her house for my birthday."

"Isn't that great?"

"When I got to her house, she asked me to wait in the living room for a while, and then I went into the bedroom to find her in five minutes.

He said he would give me a surprise. "

"Isn't that better? Birthday is far from peach blossom. "

"That's what I thought. But five minutes later, I walked into the bedroom,

I found my secretary and other staff inside, waiting for me with birthday cakes. "

"That's not bad. Your employees love you very much. You should be happy. "

"But I took off my clothes before I went in."

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The young man bought a birthday present for his new girlfriend. They haven't been in touch for a long time, so the young man thought it over carefully and thought it most appropriate to send a pair of gloves-romantic and not too intimate.

Accompanied by his girlfriend and sister, he went to Sears Department Store and bought a pair of white lambskin gloves. My girlfriend's sister also bought herself a pair of underwear. The salesman mixed up two things when packing, and as a result, his girlfriend's sister took gloves and turned them into underwear.

The young man didn't check the contents of the parcel, sealed it and sent it to his girlfriend with a note dear:

I chose this gift because I observed it carefully. You never have to go out with me at night. If your sister is not here, I will choose the button one. But she used a short one that came off easily. Its color is very light, but the lady who sells it showed me something she used. It's been three weeks and it's not dirty at all. I asked her to try yours. She looks beautiful.

I hope I can see it when you first come up. Unfortunately, I can't, because before I see you next time, someone else will definitely touch it.

Remember to blow some air into it after taking it off. Because they carry a little moisture when they are used. Think about it, how many times I will kiss it next year! I hope you can use it on Friday night, for me.

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Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate's birthday. His subordinates heard that he was a mouse. In order to please him, they collected some gold and made him a mouse as a birthday present.

When the county magistrate saw the golden mouse, he was happy from ear to ear. Then he said slowly, "You know what? My father's birthday is coming soon. He is a cow. "