Make up a joke for me, starting with "Once upon a time there was a man named * *, or * *", thank you!

Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk told a story to the young monk. This story says that once upon a time there was a mountain and there was a temple on it. This story says that once upon a time there was a mountain and there was a temple on it. The old monk told a story to the young monk. This story says that once upon a time there was a mountain and there was a temple on it. There is a temple on the hill. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk told a story to the young monk. This story tells that there once was a mountain. There is a temple on the hill. The old monk told a story to the young monk. This story tells that there once was a mountain. There is an old monk in the temple. The story tells a story to the young monk. Once upon a time there was a mountain. There is a temple on the hill. There is an old monk in the temple. ...............................