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Seeking 99 kinds of fictions in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

1. taoyuan sworn: the official history didn't write that the three men were sworn, but only mentioned that they were brothers (age: Guan Yu > Liu Bei > Zhang Fei)

2. Warm wine to kill Hua Xiong: Hua Xiong died by the sword of Sun Jian, a tiger in the east of the Yangtze River, but the Romance of the Three Kingdoms wrote that Sun Jian was defeated by Hua Xiong, which was unfair to Sun Jian.

3. The Three-Britain War against Lu Bu: Lu Bu Shi was repelled by Sun Jian (Gongsun Zan didn't take part in the Dong League, so Liu Guan and Zhang San didn't take part either, so there wouldn't be Hulao Pass's Three-Britain War against Lu Bu. )

4. The 18-route warlord begged Dong Zhuo: Only the post-general Yuan Shu, Jizhou Mu Han Fu, Yuzhou secretariat Kong You, Yizhou secretariat Liu Dai, Hanoi satrap Wang Kuang, Bohai satrap Yuan Shao, Chen Liu satrap Zhang Ying, Dongjun satrap Qiao Huan, Shanyang satrap Yuan Yi, Jibei Xiangbao Xin, Guangling satrap Juck Zhang, and so on. Marten had not accepted the solicitation at that time, so how could he join the ranks of seeking Dong? At that time, Gongsun Zan was about to deal with Wu Huan, and it was impossible to join the ranks of seeking Dong. As for JASON ZHANG, like Liu Bei, he was just a volunteer army, and Liu Bei just followed him.

5. Guan Yu beheaded Yan Liang and punished Wen Chou: it was true that Yan Liang was beheaded, but it was Cao Cao's subordinates who punished Wen Chou.

6. Zhang Fei lashed Du You: It was Liu Bei's doing

7. Xuzhou slaughtered the ancient city of Che Zhou and beheaded Cai Yang: It was Liu Bei's doing.

8. Three things about Tushan: Guan Yu was defeated and captured in that battle, and there was no such grand thing as "Three things about Tushan". There is nothing wrong with the need for literature.

9. Cao Cao offered a knife to kill Dong Zhuo: Cao Cao thought that Zhuo would be defeated in the end, and fled to his hometown without Dong Zhuo's love .. Cao Cao offered a knife, but he didn't see the official fiction.

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According to the historical records, after Liu Bei arrived in Xuzhou, he stationed troops and ordered Guan Yu to guard the next Pi. Liu Bei's wife should live with Liu Bei in Xiaopei, not Xiapi. When Cao Bing attacked Xiaopei, Liu Bei was defeated and fled, and his wife was captured in Xiaopei, instead of surrendering with Guan Yu. In other words, when Guan Yu surrendered, there was no "second emperor sister-in-law" around him. )

12. Going through the five customs to kill six generals: These five customs are far apart and have no connection with the fictional plot (Guan Yu left Cao Cao and went directly from Xuchang south to Runan to defect to Liu Bei, but there was no such thing as going through the five customs to kill six generals. )

13. Six beheaded generals: Three speeches The six beheaded generals will be Kong Xiu Mengtan Hanfu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Qin Qi, and these people are not recorded in history books, and even their names are fictitious. Their appearance has only one task, that is, to get a knife from Master Guan.

14. Sun Jian's death: Sun Jian died in Yanshan Mountain ... Because he rode lightly, only a few of his entourage were ambushed by Howie to die and shot by a flowing arrow

15. Sun Ce's death: he was actually killed by an assassin (he rode lightly on the way to attack Chen Deng, but it was even more exaggerated ... only three famous guests who were accidentally killed by Xu Gong.

17. Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp: Cao Cao's southern expedition, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang Xu Shu fled to the south, and Xu's mother was captured in the chaotic army, so Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered Cao Cao's camp

18. Bo Wangpo was set on fire: Liu Bei wrote it without Zhuge Shi. It happened in the seventh year of Jian 'an, and in the twelfth year of Jian 'an, Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain.

19. Mrs. Mi committed suicide when she was seriously injured and jumped into a well. According to official records ... Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were safe in Dangyang ... so there was no such thing as a super cloud knocking down a wall to build a well.

2. Long Banpo went in seven times and went out seven times: Zhao Yun escorted the family to retreat very quietly (Zhao Yun only wrote three meanings, but in fact, his exploits were mediocre? The bitter fruit is bitter.)

21. Roaring at the long banqiao: Cao Jun and Xiahou Jie were scared to death because of this = ||| It is an exaggeration of the novel .. but it is very well written.

23. Debate over Confucianism: There is no such thing as Zhuge meeting Sun Quan ... Such as the series of tricks of the debate over Confucianism and heroes are all fiction.

24. Mrs. Sun threw herself into the river: The marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei was originally just one of countless political marriages in history. It was Mrs. Sun who went to Jingzhou, but Liu Bei didn't go to Soochow to get married. There is not much love between men and women here.

when they got married, Liu Bei was nearly 5 years old, while Mrs. Sun was only about 2 years old, and the age difference was about 3 years old ... One was a lean man who was greedy for the throne, and the other was a headstrong and arrogant woman, who didn't trust each other, so how could they have fun? Therefore, shortly after Liu Bei entered Yizhou, Sun Quan "sent a boat to meet his sister", and Mrs. Sun went back to her mother's house without hesitation, and almost took Liu Bei's precious son, Dou. Since then, she has never returned, and she has never heard from Liu Beien.

It's false that the late Sun's wife threw herself into the river. There is no such thing. What about Liu Bei? After occupying Yizhou, he married a widowed Wu (sister of Wu Yi and sister-in-law of Liu Zhang), and he didn't see any nostalgia for Mrs. Sun. Because of this, there is not a word about Mrs. Sun in The History of the Three Kingdoms, Shu Shu Shu and Biography of Two Empresses! The final outcome of Mrs. Sun is not recorded in the history books, but it is certain that she will never commit suicide for Liu Bei.

25. This poem (Suo Er Qiao) was written by Cao Zhi. . . At that time, there was no

26. Zhou Yuzhi failed to lobby Zhou Yu after calculating Jiang Gan's position in Chibi, Jiang Gan (Jiang Gan in history didn't convince Zhou Yu, so he came back and praised Zhou Yu's magnanimity, but he didn't get it, and it happened in Battle of Red Cliffs a few years ago. )

27. Pang Tong serial: It was Cao Cao's decision to record serial, and Pang Tong never participated in Battle of Red Cliffs.

28. The grass "boat" borrowed an arrow: There is no such thing. This was done by Sun Jian's Sun Quan and his son, who fought against Liu Biao and Su Xu across the river respectively. (The ancestor of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Gong Jin borrowed the arrow in Pinghua. )

29. Grass boat borrows arrows: In the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Xun was in an Anshi rebellion. At night, he used a grass man to hang down the city wall and earned hundreds of thousands of arrows. (This is a supplement ...) Comprehensive (2)(21) becomes a grass boat borrowing arrows for miles.

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31. Huarong Dao Guan Yuyi explained Cao: This was invented by the author to vilify Cao Cao and establish Guan Yu's tall image. It was Liu Bei who intercepted Cao Cao in Huarong Road, but he went late, so Cao Cao ran away.

32. Battle in Changsha: Liu Beinan conquered four counties in southern Jingnan, and the four county guards surrendered with the wind, so Huang Zhong surrendered with Han Xuan, the prefect of Changsha, without fighting.

33. Curettage: At this time, Hua Tuo has been dead for two years, so Hua Tuo didn't do it, but it seems that it was just ordinary military doctors.

34. Zhuge Sanqi Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu didn't pay attention to Zhuge Liang at that time. . . Rarely meet … During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang was engaged in logistics work in Lingling area, and he never met Zhou Yu at all. As for Zhou Yu's death, Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, was the representative of Shu's condolences.

35. Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander-in-chief at the front line when Hanzhong was recruited, and Zhuge Liang stayed in Chengdu to do logistics work.

36. Losing your wife and losing your soldiers: a simple political marriage. . . . . Without him

37. Zhou Yu's death: Zhou Yu died of overwork in Baqiu

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4. Ma Chao raised his troops: It was a rebellion against his father. (As for Ma Teng's death, it was not that Ma Teng planned to punish Cao Cao and Ma Chao took revenge, but that Ma Chao raised his troops against Cao Cao, so Ma Teng was killed. )

41. Raiders of taking Shu: completed by Fazheng Pang Tong

42. Zhang Song presented a map: After Liu Bei entered Shu, he wooed Fazheng and Zhang Song and asked about the food and money of the soldiers and horses in Shu, so Zhang Song drew the Topographic Map of Western Shu.

43. Qiao Guolao should be a "bridge country elder", and he is not the same person as Qiao Xuan.

44. The Story Of Diu Sim: There is doubt ... but Wang Yun does have a maid who turned Dong Zhuo against Lu Bu.

45. Liu Dai: There are two Liu Dai in the official history, and Liu Dai who opposed Dong Zhuo's alliance and Liu Dai under Cao Cao are not the same person.

46. How old is Han Sui? Lu Su Biography and Wei Yao's Wu Shu recorded that Guan Yu did not go to Lu Su's party, but Lu Su went to Guan Yu's party. The lone hero of "going to the party alone" was not Guan Yu, but Lu Su. The three performances put the cart before the horse, and the "single knife" is the weapon of the sergeant, not the broadsword.

48. Guan Yu and his colleagues: The relationship between Guan Yu and his colleagues is very disharmonious

(1) Ma Chao: I heard that Ma Chao joined the party and refused to accept it. I wrote to Zhuge Liang and asked, "Who can Ma Chao's talent be compared with?" (Biography of the Three Kingdoms Ma Chao)

(2) Huang Zhong: Hearing that Huang Zhong was a post-general, he said angrily, "Men of courage are not in the same column as veterans after all!" (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Fei Shi)

(3) Mi Fang: "Being the satrap of Nanjun, I was involved in Guan Yu's affairs, but my personal interests were not harmonious, and I rebelled against Sun Quan." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms, Muzhu)

(4) Fu Shiren: "There is a gap with Yu, and he rebelled against Sun Quan." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Xi)

(5) Liu Feng Meng Da: The two men were guarding Shangyong, and Guan Yu asked them to send troops to rescue him in the battle of Xiangfan, but they did nothing.

(6) Liao Li: Commenting on Guan Yu in front of Prime Minister Li Shao Jiang Wan: "If you rely on your brave name, you can't be an army, but you can't make a surprise with your heart." ) (Biography of the Three Kingdoms Liao Lichuan)

(7) Pan: "I am also not at peace with Guan Yu." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Xi)

49. Guan Gong is a good woman: Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu and Yu Xia Pi, Guan Yu opened the public, and sent Qin Yilu to ask for help and beg for his wife, and the public promised him. On the verge of breaking, it has repeatedly opened the public. There are different colors of public suspicion, so I welcome it in advance. Because I keep it for myself, my heart is not at ease. In this way, Guan Sheng also has worldly desires; The Story Of Diu Sim is not recorded in the official history.

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms did not account for The Story Of Diu Sim after Lu Bu died. Most historians think that Guan Gong's beheading of The Story Of Diu Sim under the moon is fiction. If it is true, Guan Yu is too unworthy to be a man.

5. Guan Yu refused to surrender in awe: Sun Quan persuaded people to surrender, Guan Yu pretended to surrender, planted a flag at the head of the city, retreated from another door, and was intercepted halfway by Lu Meng.

51. Guan Yu is desperate: "The Three Kingdoms? Guan Yu Chuan said that Guan Yu "fled to Zhuojun (the county ruled Zhuoxian, now Zhuozhou City, Hebei Province)". Then, as a native of Shanxi, why did he flee to Hebei? The history books did not explain. In the third performance, Guan Yu told himself, "I killed him because of my arrogance."

52. Five Tiger Generals: Liu Bei didn't appoint any five tiger generals, but the military ranks of the above five people were the highest: Guan Yu (former general), Zhang Fei (riding a chariot), Ma Chao (riding a title of generals in ancient times), Huang Zhong (later general) and Zhao Yun (the lowest general of Yi army), and since Guan Yu conquered Wei and Jian 'an for twenty-four years, he has been in Zhangwu II.

54. Lu Meng, Yuquan Xiansheng: Needless to say, I know that it is false, so I won't say much.

55. Eight arrays of stones subdue Lu Xun: Doubt

56. Seven captures of Meng Huo: There is no such thing in fiction (there is indeed a story of Zhuge Liang's expedition to the south in history, and there is also a man named Meng Huo. However, there is no record of the seven captures of Meng Huo in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but Pei Songzhi said "seven captures and seven verticals" when quoting the Han, Jin, Spring and Autumn Annals, but the specific process is not recorded. After Meng Huo, he served as a civil servant in the empire of Shu.

57. Kongming's attack on Wei was not as beautiful as that of Romance.

58. Burning the valley above: that is, the time when Kongming almost killed Sima Yi and Wei Yan, and he was skillful in fiction.

59. Six trips out of Qishan: Zhuge Liang attacked Wei five times, only the first and fourth trips to Qishan.

6. Mu Niu Liu Ma: Actually, Mu Niu is a unicycle, and Liu Ma is a common small four-wheeled cart today. A wooden cow is a four-wheeled vehicle, and a flowing horse is a ship with a sharp head.

61. Zhuge Liang uses troops like a god: Zhuge Liang is good at internal affairs management, but using troops is not his strong point.

62. The dead Zhuge scared away the living Zhong Da: It is true, but it is not Zhuge Liang's legacy, but Sima Yi's guilty conscience. The basis of "Zhuge died and Zhong Da was born" is the Spring and Autumn Period of Han, Jin and Qing Dynasties, but the author added some work. The record in the Han, Jin and Spring and Autumn Annals is that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army quietly retreated without mourning, and Sima Yi found out something and drove the army to catch up. When the two cars were close, Shi Yangyi, the commander of the Shu army, ordered the Shu army to "fight against the flag and drum, and want to go to Wei Jun", but Sima Yi "did not dare to push" and had to withdraw.

At that time, the joke of "Zhong Da was born when Zhuge died" was spread in the Wei army. The Shu army "went into the valley and went into mourning." However, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Shu army launched a four-wheeled vehicle with Zhuge Liang's idol sitting on it. Sima Yi suspected that Zhuge Liang was not dead, so he withdrew.

63. Cao Jun's battle in Tongguan was extraordinary: the battle was really fierce, but the Romance of the Three Kingdoms wrote that Cao Cao had to cut off his robe to get rid of it, which was entirely to vilify him. In fact, Cao Cao was the winner in the Tongguan War

64. Cao Zhen: He died of illness in Luoyang, not by Zhuge Liang.

65. Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death: Wang Lang died of illness in 228, and did not go to war with the army ... Wang Lang was scolded to death, which was completely fictitious.

66. Ma Chao fought Zhang Fei: In the official history, Ma Chao wrote to Liu Bei privately to ask for surrender, but there was no war between them ~ Li Hui persuaded him to surrender.

67. Empty city stratagem: Fiction inspiration should come from Zhao Yun's empty business stratagem (Zhuge Liang was at loggerheads with Sima Yi in Weishui only during the last Northern Expedition. However, the author's writing of the empty city plan has its own origin, which is the "Three Things of Guo Chong" quoted in Pei Songzhi's note in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but it is false. Because Zhuge Liang stationed troops in Hanzhong Yangping, Sima Yi was still the governor of Jingzhou, and there was no chance to compete with Zhuge Liang. At that time, Zhuge Liang was stationed in Ankang County, Shaanxi Province, and Sima Yi was now in Nanyang, Henan Province. So far away, how can we talk about empty plans? )

68. Wei Yan rebelled: actually, Wei Yan was the victim

69. Pang Tong was shot by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng, not died in Luofengpo.

7. Huang Zhong fights Guan Yu: Pure fiction ... There is no story of Guan Yu's righteous interpretation of Huang Zhong ... In the official history ~ Guan Yu dislikes Huang Zhonglao ... how can there be a "righteous interpretation"?

71. About age: The order of the ages of several main figures from big to small is Cao Cao → Lu Bu → Zhao Yun → Guan Yu → Liu Bei → Zhang Fei → Lu Su → Zhou Yu → Zhuge Liang → Sun Quan → Lu Xun.

Some data show that Zhao Yun is at least two years older than Liu Bei. In the year of Battle of Red Cliffs, Zhao Yun was already in his fifties. Zhang Zhao is one year younger than Sun Jian; Guan Yu is one year older than Liu Bei.

72. Seven-star lights continue to live: no need to explain. . . . .

73. Zhou Cang: There is no Zhou Cang in history … it seems to be a fictional character.

74. Liu cong: after he gave Jingzhou, he was appointed as the secretariat of Qingzhou by Cao Cao, and was named as the marquis of Qingzhou, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao moved to be a doctor of advice

75. The battle of Yiling: Liu Bei only brought more than 4 thousand people, which should be eight.