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Why did bin Laden say that China was the only country he wouldn't move?

Statement 1: La et al. this sentence is not a joke, but from the heart. He is not to be taunted, but he feels that attacking China violates the will of God and the morality of Muslims. China enjoys good relations with the Islamic world. It has never attacked or invaded any Islamic country and provided assistance to many Islamic countries. China enjoys good relations with all Islamic countries. Bin Laden has no reason not to like China or attack China. Bin Laden is not the unreasonable demon described by the West. From the actions of Lala and others before his death, he is also a flesh-and-blood figure. I believe that from his heart, he has friendly feelings for China.

Claim 2: Al Qaeda sent seven terrorists to attack China. As a result, a person fainted on the bridge when he bombed the overpass; A person didn't get on the bus when he bombed; One person bombed the supermarket and the remote control was stolen; ; One person was on duty when the building was bombed, and was considered to be a salaried migrant worker who was hospitalized; A man successfully bombed a coal mine in Shanxi, killing hundreds of people, but he didn't see the news report for half a year and was executed for lying after sneaking back to the base. A man once tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as a result, he was robbed of the explosive charge by Yeyi just after he left the train station, and he never recovered for a long time. ; A man went to bomb a target in the northeast and was fooled by Zhao Benshan to detonate a bomb in Palestine; Recently, a female terrorist was sent to bomb Henan and was tricked into being a daughter-in-law. Finally, bin Laden heard China say that he would not raise the stamp duty on transactions, so he entered the China A-share market with huge sums of money, bought more than 200 stocks and left after making a fortune. Unexpectedly, stamp duty was announced in the middle of the night, and the stock he bought fell. Bin Laden sighed: China, you can't touch it!

Of course, the latter statement is sheer nonsense.