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Why did bin Laden say that China was the only country he wouldn't move?
Claim 2: Al Qaeda sent seven terrorists to attack China. As a result, a person fainted on the bridge when he bombed the overpass; A person didn't get on the bus when he bombed; One person bombed the supermarket and the remote control was stolen; ; One person was on duty when the building was bombed, and was considered to be a salaried migrant worker who was hospitalized; A man successfully bombed a coal mine in Shanxi, killing hundreds of people, but he didn't see the news report for half a year and was executed for lying after sneaking back to the base. A man once tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as a result, he was robbed of the explosive charge by Yeyi just after he left the train station, and he never recovered for a long time. ; A man went to bomb a target in the northeast and was fooled by Zhao Benshan to detonate a bomb in Palestine; Recently, a female terrorist was sent to bomb Henan and was tricked into being a daughter-in-law. Finally, bin Laden heard China say that he would not raise the stamp duty on transactions, so he entered the China A-share market with huge sums of money, bought more than 200 stocks and left after making a fortune. Unexpectedly, stamp duty was announced in the middle of the night, and the stock he bought fell. Bin Laden sighed: China, you can't touch it!
Of course, the latter statement is sheer nonsense.
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