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World of Warcraft: jokes about the six major cities of the alliance and tribe. Who can resist more than who?
For Blizzard, which is still being updated recently, another super IP World of Warcraft, the opening of nostalgic clothes actually shows that Blizzard is not only eating old money, but also frying cold rice; Official uniforms are also constantly eating books, and villains are washed white. It can only be said that the current World of Warcraft, whether the official version or the nostalgic version, is not as brilliant as it was more than a decade ago.
But today, let's put aside these old things about blizzard and talk about the six main cities of tribes and alliances in Azeroth in World of Warcraft. In the face of the impact of the legion, which defense is the strongest?
The main cities on the tribal side, undercity, Thunder Cliff and Augeri Ma, are riddled with defense.
Friends who are familiar with World of Warcraft should know that there are probably the following major tribal cities in Azeroth: Ori grimma? Orcs, trolls and goblins; Thunder Blaff? Tauren main city; Undercity? The main city of the undead (forgotten); Silver Moon City? Main city of blood elves (to be determined); Kezan? Once the main city of goblins (destroyed, CTM); Two moon shrines, mops; ; Spear of war, WOD.
Frankly speaking, King Awkward has been playing since the classic 1960s? Old toys? On the whole, I think the main city of the tribe, from the perspective of defense, is not very good:
Thunder cliff is death, and there is no danger at all. Maybe some friends will say that once the lightning ladder is broken, even 10 thousand excellent fortresses can't be forced out. However, the terrain of Leiya is invincible, and there is no water source, plus flying arms and all kinds of magic. In the second period, Thunder Cliff went straight up and down. Once the alliance hits the cliff, the other side doesn't need to attack the cliff at all. As long as the engineers are protected from digging from below, the cliff will collapse soon. Therefore, the danger of the so-called thunder cliff is like a joke. In the eyes of the League, Thunder Cliff is riddled with holes. In addition, the tauren has no mage, can't make water and bread, is big and eats a lot, and it's totally unreliable for Thunder Cliff to stick to it. Augeri, a tribal city in the square, was shot down (lingering thoughts). Augeri Ma belongs to the main city newly built by the tribe, but there are too many wooden buildings in the city defense, which are easy to catch fire. And combined with the rough style of the orcs, the buildings extend in all directions and the defense is unfavorable. Although the Og Trail is of great strategic significance, it directly opens the route to Aisara and Grey Valley, providing a reliable rear for the tribal strongholds in Grey Valley and Aisara. After CTM, even the core sphere of influence of the tribe with Rusty Water Port-OG-Warsong Fortress-Ratchet City-Thunder Cliff as the core was formed. But success is also a road, and failure is also a road. This design is convenient for the alliance to steal the city. The designer of Orgrimmar is definitely a spy of the Alliance. Moreover, Ogrima also has a system weakness, which is the coastal port of Dulong Tar. Undercity, are you and Orgrimmar the same designer? Although undercity is an underground city, it is easy to defend but difficult to attack, and the terrain in the city is complex, so the undead don't need supplies, so they are not afraid of being besieged. However, the plains around undercity lack defensive depth, and undercity is backed by Lake Laudanmir, which is definitely an excellent weapon against the undead and undercity. As long as Rodinmir Lake is reversed, it will be pulled into the underground city, the Seventh Army will be submerged, and undercity will never be spared. In fact, undercity has been shot down twice. WLK, the Bat and Pharmacist Association failed to continue to go to the dungeon.
The main city of the alliance, Ironforge Castle and Storm City are absolute strongholds, but one city is very embarrassing.
In the mainland of Azeroth, the default major tribal cities are probably the following: Storm City? The main city of mankind; Ironforge? The main city of dwarves and dwarves; Darnassus? The main city of night elves and werewolves; [TBC] Exodar? Delaney main city; [CTM] Gilneas? The former main city of the werewolf (fallen); [MOP] Seven-star shrine; [WOD] Storm shield; [TBC] Shatas City and [WLK] Dalaran are the same as major cities.
Storm City, the absolute fortress of Cheng Xiong, is second to none in defense! Storm City Storm City is surrounded by mountains, with a door facing the sea. The main entrance faces ten thousand people and cannot be forced, but one person guards it. Moreover, you can rely on the subway (through the ironforge) and the port to continuously obtain various supplies (soldiers and supplies) without worrying about the blockade. To put it simply, Stormwind has a subway, a big harbor, supplies and help, and survival is not a problem. However, Stormwind seems to have been captured by an old tribe once in the novel, which is a bit embarrassing.
Ironforge, as the name implies, is as defensive as iron! Ironforge is similar to Stormwind, surrounded by mountains and connected by subways. Ironforge Castle is surrounded by mountains in Dunmorrow. You can only attack the front door, there is a super big slope in front, which is not suitable for hard battles. Moreover, the defensive depth of Ironforge can always be counted from the gate of Katz Mo Dan, plus there is super cold weather (refer to the defending battle of Moscow in World War II). To put it simply, Ironforge's defense is the strongest, not only the main city is solid and deep, but also its strategic position is extremely important. Drove the tribe to stop fighting, but had to fight:
To attack Tielu Castle, we must attack Luomodan (refer to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Bashu must defend Hanzhong), and Luomodan belongs to the canyon terrain. The only two attack routes are from the cursed land of inland desert, which belongs to the place where you can surprise but can't storm; The other is to attack from wetlands. Attacks from wetlands are good and bad. You don't have to worry about logistics, but you need to fill the big hole in the tunnel with the number of tribes.
Therefore, for Ironforge, as long as Locke Mo Dan does not fall, Ironforge will rest easy; Even if Locke Mo Dan falls, Ironforge still has a second line of defense-the tunnel from Danmolo to Crowe; Even if Stormwind falls, as long as the dwarves destroy the subway, Ironforge is the steel defense line. On the whole, the dun morogh-Lok Mo Dan defense line in Ironforge belongs to the most defensive city!
Danasus, even more embarrassing, is located in the tree of the world? Teda Hill? At the foot, the result was burned by the Greek queen. In fact, for the Greek queen, she couldn't burn Danasus. Dana Seuss, after all, is in a foggy sea full of reefs, and all access depends on magic transmission. Surrounded by the sea, there is food and drink on it, and there is a complete ecosystem behind it. There is really no other way to capture except the large-scale airborne air force.
In fact, having said that, the king's favorite main city still depends on Dalaran. Dalaran is not only fierce in firepower, but also strong in city defense. There is more? Shameless? Yes, it's a floating fortress, and it can open the protective cover. It's Faye who lives up there. Tell me, how to fight this kind of city? Air force? Five fireballs will be solved; Siege? Please, people can fly; War of attrition? Others have shields and can fly!
So the last question is, if you want to attack Dalaran, how will you fight? Let's talk together!
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