What are some interesting trivia in "Crayon Shin-chan"?

Crayon Shin-chan’s funny joke

Xiao-xin: Do you have soy sauce for sale?

Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale?

Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store when you don’t have anything?

Teacher: What does a tadpole become when it grows up? Xiaoxin: Pan.

Teacher: "Now in the "First Aid Class", first do mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration. If you repeat this, what will happen?"

Xiaoxin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."

Teacher: "Now in the "First Aid" class, someone is injured, what is the first step?"

Xiaoxin: "I know, ask him if he wants an organ donation?"

Xiaoxin: "Sister, why are you working so hard?" Sister: "It's not all because of you"

Xiaoxin: "Me?" Sister: "Yes, we There must be someone in the family who is promising!"

Meiya: "You have to go home immediately after the summer tutoring class, why are you disobedient? I hate people who don't go home on time

Xiaoxin: "Why are you so angry? You didn't go home right away to make dinner after work, so I'm not angry either!"

Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls will be flat." The chest will swell, like..."

Xiaoxin: "Like double airbags"

Xiaoxin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet"

Teacher: "No, it's class time now. Why didn't you go after class just now?"

Xiaoxin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity it would be to use it to go to the toilet!"

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met." Xiaoxin: "Excuse me. How did you tell?"

Sister: "No matter what, you are always the cleanest person." "I pushed it all the way"

Meiya: "Xiaoxin, look, my sister scored 100 points in the test, and you only scored 50 points." Xiaoxin: "I did what you said"

Meiya: "What did I say?" Xiaoxin: "You said I would be fine as long as I am half as good as my sister."

Xiaoxin: "Meiya, last time Xiaomao and I had a fight. I lost, this time I won." Meiya: "Why did you fight twice in a row?"

Xiaoxin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up wherever I fall? !”

Meiya: “Don’t be alone when you go to and from school, so as not to be blackmailed by bad boys.” Xiaoxin: “But none of my classmates are willing to go with me.”

Meiya: “Why? ?" Xiaokui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother."

Teacher: "Xiaoxin, your art work is so good. Tomorrow the school will send you to participate in a city-wide competition."

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Xiaoxin: “No”

Teacher: “Why?” Xiaoxin: “My dad made the work, and he has to go to work tomorrow”

Xiaokui: "Brother, what if a bad boy blackmails us?" Xiaoxin: "Run for him to chase me."

Xiaokui: "Can you outrun them?" Xiaoxin: "I As long as I can beat you, it will be fine."

Xiaoxin: "Meiya, you said that you must start and finish everything you do, and you can't give up halfway, right?"

Meiya: " That's right."

Xiaoxin: "Well, the series is coming to an end today, you can't stop me from watching it."

Meiya: "Swimming is great." Xiaoxin: "Meiqiao , you are becoming more and more like a fish."

Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid?" Xiaoxin: "No, you have more and more crow's feet"

Guangzhi: "What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Do you do this at a young age? Tell me! Where did these photos come from?"

Xiaoxin: "Get them in your drawer "

Teacher: "Xiaoxin, you have done well in your homework recently" Xiaoxin: "This is all due to the police's anti-pornography campaign"

Teacher: "What does the anti-pornography campaign have to do with homework?" ”

Xiao Xin: “My dad has nowhere to go at night, so he has to watch me do my homework at home.”

Meiya: “My parents have something to do tonight and won’t be back until very late.” Xin: "That will make me very tired!"

Meiya: "Why?" Xiaoxin: "I will be very tired watching TV"

Xiao Mao: "My mother He is a master and his father is a doctor." Xiaoxin: "What's so great!"

Xiao Mao: "Who are your parents?" Xiaoxin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

1. A candy, walking in the North Pole, felt so cold... so it turned into rock candy.

2. A cabbage, taking off its clothes while walking, and finally it disappeared.

3. Two bananas were shopping in tandem. As they walked, the banana in front felt very hot, so they took off their clothes. Then, the banana behind fell down.

4. There was a bicycle. One day, he rode away on it.

5. Once upon a time, there was a bun walking on the road. Suddenly he felt hungry and ate himself.

6. There was a deer. It ran faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway.

7. There was a gummy candy walking on the road. As it walked, it said: My legs are weak, and then I fell down.

8. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

9. There was a match. He felt itchy and started scratching his head, and he burned himself to death in a short time.

10. One day, Big Grape and Little Grape were walking on the road. Big Grape suddenly said to Little Grape: Can I crush you? Little Grape said: OK! As a result, Little Grape was crushed to death. .

11. Once upon a time, there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play and met the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!!!" As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

12. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai. As a result, one day, he was taken away.

At 13, Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside and cried... As he cried... he flew up.

On 14, the school established the Hide and Cat Club. It's been three years... and they still can't find the group leader.

On 15, a college student was captured by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Where are you from?" If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! The college student replied to the enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University!

At 16, a bean bag was crossing the road and was hit by a car, causing his stomach to burst. Then he looked at what exploded and said: Oh...it turns out to be a bean bag!

17. A thief went to someone else's house to steal something. After entering the house, he saw no one in the house, but he was very poor, so he left 200 yuan and left.

18. Once upon a time, there was a person who was very cute. He always liked to run southward. He ran and ran, and he turned into a pumpkin.

19. The earthworm family was very bored today. The little earthworm thought for a while, cut himself into two pieces, and went to play badminton. Mother Earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces and played mahjong. After a while, Dad Earthworm cut himself into minced meat. The earthworm's mother cried and said: "Why are you so stupid? If you cut it into pieces, you will die." The earthworm's father said weakly: "...Suddenly I want to play football..."

20. Onions and garlic sprouts Go to fight... Congcong said: "Go ahead!!!" Suanmiao said: "Forget it..."

21. The three puppies, kittens and chickens were playing together. The puppy said: "Usually Everyone calls me Little Dog." The kitten said, "Everyone calls me Little Cat." The chicken stood up and said, "You guys talk, I'll go first."

22. Xiaomi Li. : "Mom, I'm hungry!" Mama Mi: "Be good! Dad can't find a job, and there's nothing to eat at home." Xiao Mili: "But~ I'm hungry!" Mama Mi: "Hey! Okay, you can borrow it from next door. Order the green beans and I'll boil the bath water for your father."

23. Two snowmen were chatting together, and one snowman said to the other: "You are so white."

24. The zebra finally plucked up the courage to express his love to the little white rabbit, but was rejected. The zebra yelled: "Why? Why is this?" The little white rabbit said timidly: "Mom said, yes Those with tattoos are all bad boys."

25. Little Penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." Then he asked his father, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?"

26 , the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, there are not that many"

"That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

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The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss : "I'm sorry, but still not"

"That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly again.

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On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss The little white rabbit said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred buns!!"

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I will buy two!"

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I will buy two!"

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27. There was a polar bear. Because the snow was too dazzling, he had to wear sunglasses to see. But he couldn’t find the sunglasses, so he closed his eyes and crawled around on the ground to look for it, crawling and crawling. I crawled all over my hands and feet until I found the sunglasses. After putting on my sunglasses and looking in the mirror, I realized: Oh, it turns out I am a panda.

28. Police: "Tell me, what's your name~?"

Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan."

Police: "Why isn't your name Chen Zhen?" , please correct your attitude~ What is your name~?"

Prisoner: "My name is Chen Zhen"

29. Several little boys gathered together. Money, I want to buy toys, but I am worried: What can I buy with more than ten yuan? One of them suggested: buy sanitary napkins. People were confused and asked why? The boy said, I don’t know very well, but it was said on TV that it is available With it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball, and skate, and be happy and worry-free