Complete works of funny poems

li po

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

Spring Morning

meng haoran

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

A gift for Wang Lun.

Lipper

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Du Mu

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

meng haoran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Han Yu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Lipper

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Du Mu

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Li Chi Ngai

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

Jiangnanchun

Du Mu

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Wang Wei

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Mulan Poem

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my Dongting pot, take my Xiting spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

That's enough, please choose me! ! ! ! )