TikTok talk about funny sentences, happy and funny short sentences

Every sentence hits the point of laughter. Here are the funny sentences and short funny sentences I compiled on Douyin. Welcome to read!

1. Just because there are so many people in the crowd After looking at you a few times, I have been blind since then.

2. From today on, I am yours. I have the final say

3. From now on, our friendship will be severed and I will no longer be your father.

4. Look down at your own flesh, it’s so tender that you can’t get rid of it.

5. In the next life, I will be your heart. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

6. I hope everyone will be kind to themselves, and if you can blame the other person, blame the other person.

7. If you want to show affection, just show it well. If you don’t have any problem, send out any transfer records, it’s just like prostitution.

8. Do you like cute style, ladylike style, or am I an epileptic?

9. Just tell me what shortcomings I have and I will enlarge them for you to see.

10. Don’t ask me if I’m doing well, it’s not like I don’t have Alipay.

11. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

12. No matter how big the flood is, it can’t drown me because I am a frivolous person.

13. If you are really hungry, call me and I will chew some snacks for you.

14. A car will hit a tree when it reaches a mountain, and a boat will sink when it reaches a bridge.

15. If you compare yourself to me, you will definitely lose, because I am too lazy to compare with you.

16. My return rate is quite high. I will turn back to almost every handsome guy I see.

17. People can’t be too idle. When they are idle, they will think wildly and when they are idle, they will feel sad.

18. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you?

19. There is a path to the mountain of books, but diligence is the path. It’s my fault that you don’t have wealth and destiny.

20. Let me test your math skills. What is your phone number?