Ask some classic long paragraphs, such as questions, thank you.

Three people went abroad for their holidays. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the hotel's power system broke down and the elevator could not be used again until the next day. The waiter had to arrange for them to spend the night in the hotel lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed that everyone would take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. The joke was told and the song was sung. Finally, they climbed to more than thirty floors, and everyone felt a little tired. "Well, vegetable head, tell a humorous story." Caitou said: "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad. I left my room key at the lobby desk. " I get up every morning to read the Forbes list. Without my name, I'll go to work-Topta plays tricks on unreliable people. Tom is in the first grade of primary school. He is very naughty and often gives the teacher a headache. This day, because a female classmate was scared to cry by a caterpillar, the teacher called him to the teaching room to give a lecture. Teacher: "You invite your father tomorrow, and I have to tell him about it!" " "Tom:" Teacher, is there anything you can't tell me? "Why do you always invite my father?" Teacher: "This matter is very serious. I must talk to your father myself! " "Tom:" Teacher, why do you provoke our father-son relationship every few days? Little Peter came home crying and told his father that the teacher was not good to him and always found fault with him. The next day, my father came to school to ask the teacher about the situation. It happened that the teacher was asking questions. "Peter, tell you, what is one plus one? "Little Peter saw his father, so he shouted to him, look, this time, she is finding fault again. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: * What can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted, honey, take it easy, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this! A man kept a pig. He was annoyed with it and wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success. One day, a man abandoned the pig and took a bus. He called his wife that night and asked, "Does the pig return?" His wife said, "Go home. The man was very angry and shouted, "Answer the phone quickly, I'm lost." . The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two! About Breakfast A man woke up in the morning and found his wife dead in bed. He jumped up and ran down the stairs pale and shouted, "Mei! Amei! " The maid promised, "sir! What is this? " "Boiling an egg for breakfast is enough. "1. You want to kiss me One night, a young girl and a handsome male clerk walked side by side on a secluded country road. The employee has a big bucket on his shoulder, a roast chicken in one hand, a cane in the other and a goat. They walked into a long, quiet and dark alley. ""I dare not walk here with you, "said the girl. Maybe you want to kiss me! ""I brought so many things, "the man asked." You don't say! ""well. "The girl said," What if you put a crutch in the mud, tie the sheep to it and put the chicken in the bucket? "2. The attraction of beauty. English gentlemen and French women share a box. Women take off their coats and lie down, complaining about the cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "What else can I do to help you? "Mr. Wang asked gloomily that when I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, I can't help you. Where can I find your mother? "3. Bet that a young man walks up behind a girl, covers her eyes with his hand and says," If you can't guess who I am, let me kiss you. Say three names quickly! " "Louis XVI? ..... wrong? Victor hugo? ..... Napoleon? Still wrong? Then you win! "4. Couples couplets In the evening, a couple of college students wandered around the campus. At the fork in the road, the man suddenly saw a pair of couplets on the street sign, including one sentence: Nantong Road North-South Passage, which runs through the north and south. So he said to his girlfriend, I wrote a couplet. You can look at the street sign on Nantong Road and say, 1. A mental patient is writing a letter. The nurse asked, who are you writing to? Patient: myself. The nurse asked again, what should I write? The patient jumped up and cried, "You are mentally ill. I haven't received it. How do I know what to write! "2. The new director of a mental hospital approached a patient and asked him why he was in a mental hospital. "Doctor, it is like this. I married a widow with an adult daughter. My father married his daughter, so my wife became her father-in-law's wife, and her daughter became my stepdaughter and stepmother. My stepmother gave birth to a son, who became the grandson of my brother and my wife. I also have a son who became his grandfather's brother-in-law and his uncle's uncle. On the other hand, when the father mentioned his grandson, he said he was a brother-in-law, and the son called his sister grandma. Now I think I am my mother's father, my grandson's brother, my wife is the daughter of her son-in-law and her grandson's sister. Now I don't know if I am my grandfather, my brother's father or my son's nephew, because my son is my father's brother-in-law. Dean, that's why I'm here. I think it is calmer here than at home. Patients in mental hospitals often have a love complex for doctors or nurses. One day, a female patient came to see a male doctor ... Female patient: Dr. Lan, do you love me? Dr. Lan thought for a long time, ie in order not to hurt the patient so as not to get worse. Dr. Lan: We have a doctor-patient relationship. Because you are ill, I must take good care of you ... (In order not to hurt the patient, Dr. Lan explained for a long time and finally finished). Female patient: Dr. Lan, you mean you don't love me anymore? Dr. Lan (thinking hard): Hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Female patient: Nothing ... I love Dr. Chen ... 4. Because of the economic crisis, the number of mental patients has increased sharply recently. The mental hospital is full. In order to reserve a place for those patients with serious illness, the dean has to send those patients with less serious illness out of the hospital. To this end, he thought of a way: the doctor asked the first patient: "What is 3 times 3?" . The doctor asked the second patient again, "It's your turn. What is 3 times 3? " "Tuesday." The doctor turned to the third patient again: "well, now it's your turn." What is 3 times 3? " "9。" "Very good!" The doctor praised, "How did you work it out?" "You are so stupid, this is not simple? Just divide Tuesday by 274! ? "5. Two psychiatrists are chatting together. "What's the toughest case you've ever encountered?" One asked. "I once met a patient," replied another. "He always believed that he had a rich uncle in South America and would leave him a large legacy, so he did nothing every day, just waiting for a letter informing him to collect the legacy." "What was the result?" "It took me eight years to cure him, but the damn letter came!"