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Interesting Xiehouyu in Guangzhou Dialect
Monks are secretive? out of control
One-eyed boy's wife.-One-eyed.
Sailor to sailor-bottled water
Allen marries ray-everyone is tired.
Covered in knives.-Zhang Li
Thank you early on New Year's Eve? Do you want to do it?
Kitchen rag? Ham shop
Kitchen god? There are fruit sentences to tell fruit sentences.
The birthday girl hangs her neck? live long
Old Chinese herbal medicine? Rotting slag
Did Kitchen God fall into the wok? Essence (steamed)
Ben called a dog? Screaming and walking.
Does Ben have a cat? transitivity
Fish seller? Breathe (fishy smell)
Selling pomfret tails? Big mouth
Skinny shaved his head? Soon, soon.
Fat guy in a hat? As old as you.
Cat shit on the stage? Very hateful hate.
Nanwu boy fell into the cesspit? There is no sun symbol.
Is there a sore in the shit hole? Eyeless canthus
Soup with salted eggs? My heart is full of sunshine.
A lion with a tile eaves? Fully.
Kneeling to feed the mother pig? For money
Broken wood under the bed? Daban
Wife's cover? Yin Gong (male)
Throw a stone into the shit hole? Arouse public anger (courtesy and feces)
Burn a pig's head? Shu kou tou chan noodles
Paradise urinal? be absorbed in
Husband splashing fans? Sad (wife) cold
Salusi, money? Attract the dead
Huangshu, brother? Not cooked or eaten.
Asian Deaf Funeral? Well, listen to your dead flute.
Wet cotton? No ammunition
The dog on the tile truss? There is a road.
October mustard? Heart of the rising sun
Fat woman sitting in a shit tower? TUP TUP Han
Paper tied to your chin? Open your mouth gently
Shut the knife in the shit hole? Writing (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.
Sue on Dinghu Lake? Haozhai
Burning flagpoles? Sigh (charcoal)
Did you hand in the plane? Gaodou
Undersea grouper? Haoyu (fish)
Chickens eat night bugs? know
Yam flavor? Up is up.
Ghost moon cake? mooncake
African monk? Begging (black) people hate (monks)
Chaozhou erhu? Take care of yourself (tut tut tut)
Hoe with broken handle? Don't press.
Cats wash their faces? Tianmidian
The coffin shop worships God? Want to die?
Steamed raw melon? by a miracle
Allen married Ali fighting class.
Ato is anxious-rely on support.
Shut the knife in the shit hole-no profit
Fairy fart? out of the ordinary
Bug crutches? rely on
Sweet potato fell into the oven? Stew
Husband splashing fans? Sad (wife) cold
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