Office profile

The boss of the office is David, but his fat figure is not weird-I am the best boss, I am their motivation, I care about the spirit of entertainment, I may be the sun in their hearts, and I am a free comedian for them, David said of himself. However, it wasn't long before you found that employees all had photos of their bosses after PS, and they circulated them to each other to exchange ideas.

Employees are responsible for the normal operation of the company. Tim, a lovely 30-year-old man, is a sales representative … I just called my customers to ask about the model and price of paper products. Speaking of which, I feel bored and don't know what else to do. However, he has always had a good impression on Tinsley, the receptionist, but Tinsley has an appointment, and her fiance who works in the warehouse often visits.

Gus-he's an odd soldier in the office. Although his figure is the same as Pi Nuo's, his courage is reflected in his wisdom. I am a member of the national reserve army. If you put me in the jungle, I can give the enemy a fatal blow with frog venom. If you are lucky enough to have seen pirates of the Caribbean, he is the man with no eyes standing next to Captain Jack.

In addition, there are also other types of staff in the office, such as an accountant who is twice as swollen as the boss David; Intern who just graduated from university; An old man who manages printer equipment; Middle-aged women with hairstyles like the Beatles in the 1960s, and so on. Of course, David's immediate boss, the head office manager of a strong woman, often visits.

Every day, employees wear straight dark gray suits, shrouded in dazzling white incandescent lamps, staring at the computer or staring blankly, with empty eyes and noisy photocopiers spitting out documents from time to time, and ringing the phone from time to time. This picture is monotonous and depressing. They are busy making all kinds of sales calls, receiving all kinds of faxes, making all kinds of forms and checking all kinds of accounts every day, and they have to suppress their anger all the time, because it seems that everyone is dissatisfied with the person at the desk opposite. But that's not all. They have a boss, David, who thinks he can bring endless enthusiasm to the people in the office, although this is not the case.

At a company workplace exchange meeting, David said: If you want to ask me about my ideal, I don't think I would say that I want to own a villa or an island. My ideal is eternal life, not spiritual and religious eternal life, but physical eternal life, real eternal life. David never puts pressure on his employees. He keeps an encyclopedia of English jokes in his mind. He thinks the office is his performance stage.

What kind of person is David? David cheated his hostess Tinsley and was shamelessly scolded. ; Stuffing important meeting documents into the trash can is just for fun; Deceive employees' internal movements and expose them in public; Peeking at the bottom of the female boss's skirt was caught; Being complained by employees and abetting smoking marijuana; Female subordinates complain about telling racist jokes; Going to a bar was disrespectful to a strange lady and was rewarded with a big slap; Layoffs are called despicable by employees; Playing football in the office knocked the secretary unconscious; Dancing on charity day, sweeping the total donation alone; I lost the promotion opportunity only because I was obese and failed the physical examination, not what he said to the employees: I can't bear to part with you!

David is funny, stupid and clumsy. Why do you doubt that he can be the boss? My rule is that there are no rules, and I don't think John Lennon has any rules, David said. He has no distractions and is self-righteous. He thinks he is humorous, but he doesn't express his feelings. He satirizes others, satirizes others, speaks without taboo and bares his teeth. He lives in his own world forever. He was scolded, beaten and beer was thrown in his face. With the growth of age, his love life is blank, which makes people feel resentment and pity.

Tim, a lovely and honest sales representative, is not as colorful as his boss. He always feels tormented: the girl he likes is engaged; There is no other way but to be familiar with the price of pulp; Gus's strange behavior on the table opposite him made him miserable; The company's workplace exchange meeting made him feel on pins and needles, and the shoes at the bar party were forcibly thrown away; A salary increase of ￡ 50 inspired him; At the age of 30, he still lives with his mother, although he can receive a birthday present from her early in the morning-a toy hat. Finally, one morning, Tim said decisively:

Tim: I'm not just thinking. I want to put it into practice. I'm going to quit my job and go back to college to learn something more useful than photocopiers and pulp. Gus: What are you going to learn? Tim: Psychology. Gus: Aren't you mentally ill yourself?

The office provided us with a sauna room of the right size. Depression, laughter and despair are all over people's faces, but they don't realize it. The office is a world of adults, without anyone's anger. Some people here are very comfortable and satisfied. What they need is to keep their jobs/get off work on time/get drunk in bars. Others feel anxious and hesitant about their lives. They think they are just a trivial part of the social machine, and they are afraid of the time limit of their lives. I don't think anyone's ideal is to be a receptionist I am 25 years old. I think I'd better get laid off so that I can learn to draw. Tinsley said: I want to be a child illustrator.

However, is this hope too far away? Too many people complain about their helplessness and their laziness and indulgence, but is there any way to change it? Will it be that simple? Will Tim really give up this job that only needs to know the price of pulp to continue his studies? If Tinsley is really laid off, can she realize her dream? Who knows if the actual situation will be worse? Will the world become more cruel with the change of reality?

The office is a cage for those who deviate from the track at the beginning of their dreams because of a moment's negligence. They were overwhelmed by reality. They are weak and unable to change themselves. They do routine work step by step every day, facing pale people and pale things. What's the difference between them and the copier in the corner? The office tests people's patience and endurance. They are busy and tired. It's like a huge greenhouse, and the oxygen in it is about to run out, so that people who put it in it slowly lose their spirit, become clumsy and get old.