I’m looking for an English skit with three people, with shopping as the topic. It should last about one minute and 30 seconds. It should be simple and funny.

Zhao Benshan: We have money, thirty thousand yuan. Don't you take the purse?

Maomao: I left it on the brick bed.

I left it on the brick bed.

Zhao Benshan: I left it on the brick bed to do something for you

I do business to you, but you left it?

Maomao: I only have seventy yuan in my pocket

I only have seventy yuan.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400

Here is 400 yuan.

Maomao: Not enough

it's not enough.

Zhao Benshan: It doesn't matter whether it's enough

it doesn't matter.

Zhao Benshan: Waiters

waiterss!

Little Shenyang: Who do you call a girl? I am pure Man

girl? I'm a real man.

Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt

why do you wear a skirt?

Xiao Shenyang: It's not, this is a seventh trousers. Sorry, I wear wrong in a hurry. May I take your order?

Zhao Benshan:

yes.

Zhao Benshan: How much does it cost for a meal in your hotel?

How much does the most expensive dish cost?

I want to know how much it cost to have a meal, including the most expensive dishes.

Little Shenyang: 10,000 to 20,000 Yuan

About ten or twenty thousand yuan.

Zhao Benshan: Is there such a situation that I have meals today but pay tomorrow?

can I have meals today but pay tomorrow?

Xiao Shenyang: I’ll give you a tip

owe the money?

Zhao Benshan: I’m not paying you a tip, I’ll give you a tip

No, I have money, don't shorts of money.Give you tips.so many tips I have money.

Little Shenyang: Uncle, you are so handsome

uncle, I LOVE YOU .

Zhao Benshan: When the guest comes, you should help me when I am ordering dishes. I will order expensive dishes.

When the guest comes, you should help me when I am ordering dishes. If I want to order a dear dish...

Xiao Shenyang: I just say no

I say not have?

Zhao Benshan: You understand very well

You are so clever.

Maomao: Grandpa, I'm hungry

grandpa, I'm hungry

Zhao Benshan: Come here Bowl of noodles

take me a bowl of noodles.

Little Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl

78 yuan.

Maomao: do you have the cheaper?

Xiao Shenyang: this is the cheapest,

Zhao Benshan: ok, please

Xiao Shenyang: here is the noodle

Maomao: Grandpa is a bit salty,

it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee

Zhao Benshan: Get her a bowl of boiled water,

give her some water. we first try to act to order the dish

Xiao Shenyang: ok

Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalones

Four Australia's abalones.

Xiao Shenyang: Sorry, no.

Sorry, we haven't the dish.

Maomao: I like Australia's lobster.

Zhao Benshan: Australia's lobster.

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Little Shenyang: We haven't such a big one.

Zhao Benshan: How big is it?

H ow much do you have?

Little Shenyang: Only one pound.

about one kilo

Zhao Benshan: This is too small, sweet and sour spareribs

Maomao: oh it's great.i like

Little Shenyang: no have spareribs

Zhao Benshan: Yes or not

have or not?

Xiao Shenyang: No. no.

Zhao Benshan: Let’s take some local dishes, boy, small pheasant stews the mushroom

Xiao Shenyang: No

not have

Zhao Benshan: This can have

This can have

Xiao Shenyang: This really doesn’t have

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really not

Zhao Benshan: Take what you brought

take it mao:

Stew this and order a stupid egg

stew it, take a heavy egg

Xiao Shenyang: No

not have

Zhao Benshan: I do

I have

Xiao Shenyang: Do you have it?

aren't you clear whether we have? .

Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalones and lobster, you don't have.