109 who is Liangshan hero?

2. Classic joke:No. 109 Liangshan hero

Wu Dalang started by selling kitchen cakes in yanggu county, and later saved some money to open a "Golden Lotus" fast food restaurant at home. Later, Pan Jinlian borrowed 300,000 yuan from the bank and built a "two worlds" restaurant in the downtown area of the county with her beautiful appearance and devil-like figure. Restaurant on the first floor, sauna on the second floor, ballroom on the third floor, and accommodation on the fourth floor are really one-stop. Wu Dalang is the chairman and Pan Jinlian is the general manager. In addition, 20 beautiful young ladies are introduced from coastal cities with high salaries to provide high-level and all-round services. "Beyond Heaven" has gained great fame in yanggu county. People come to the hotel to eat, drink and have fun every day. At night, cars alone can stop for more than a mile.

However, by the end of the year, I found that I didn't earn much! Pan Jinlian's eyebrows were upside down, and his finger Wu Dalang scolded, "You are a loser. Do you see how many people pay cash for meals now? " They all made fucking bills and took notes. They went to ask for the bill and couldn't get it back. Ximen Qing, this little rascal, is shameless, saying that he owes money to grieve alive! Isn't it all your fault that you are incompetent, weak and bullied? "Big lang low head, hanging hands standing in front of the lotus of pan gold, too scared to go out. He mumbled, "well, what do you suggest?" Pan Jinlian glared: "It seems that no power in yanggu county is untenable! Don't go to work tomorrow. I'll give you100000 yuan. You go to Song Wu, the second son who is an official in Liangshan, Shui Bo, and ask him to find you an official position. Who are you afraid of as long as you have the level? "

Early the next morning, Wu Dalang rented a "Bluebird" car and went to Liangshan, Shui Bo.

When I arrived at the gate of Liangshan, I was stopped by several people wearing "big hats", saying that Liangshan is a scenic spot with documents on it. I have to buy a ticket to get in, one hundred yuan each. Wu Dalang waved: "I am Song Wu's eldest brother. Should I visit relatives to buy tickets? " The men all smiled and said, "What do you look like? What is the head of Wudu? Who are you kidding? Don't enter 1 if you have no money. Dalang took out his Motorola mobile phone and smashed it for a while. He said a few words, handed it to a "big hat" and said, "Wudutou wants you to answer the phone! "When the man answered the phone, he smiled and said to Dalang," I don't know Mount Tai, but I don't know Mount Tai. Boss Wu invited me, boss Wu invited me ... "

Wu Dalang soon arrived at the cadre building where Song Wu lived by bus, and explained his purpose. Song Wu said, "Brother, everything else is easy to say. I can't help you in this matter! I am a guiding cadre, and I should set an example by myself. I can never do anything that I am sorry for myself and the public. You have to play with me for a few days before you go back! " Hearing this, Dalang turned blue and said, "You are the second child. My parents died young. Your eldest brother raised you with a handful of shit and urine. You're older, and you don't even recognize your brother? " Song Wu also changed his face and said, "Brother, you misunderstood me!" " Say and leave.

Dalang knows the stubborn temper of the second child. If he says no, even a hundred cows can't go back. Wu Dalang sat in the living room and thought, Is this the way back? When I got home and said it wasn't done, the woman couldn't make up her mind what to do! Happy, if you don't help me, I'll go to your immediate boss, Song Jiang. I'm afraid ghosts don't make the mare go! Make up your mind, Dalang came to the door of Song Jiang's house again, feeling and snooping.

After ringing the doorbell, a lady came out and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

Dalang asked, "Is General Song there?" The young lady said, "Manager Song has gone to a meeting. I'm his nanny. Please come in first. "

After a while, Song Jiang came back. Dalang quickly stood up, pulled out a cigarette and handed it up, saying, "Manager Song, I've heard a lot about you. I am Song Wu's eldest brother, coming to see you from yanggu county! "

Song Jiang shook hands with Dalang, with a smile on his face. Dalang said, "Coach Song, I think you killed in a rage. You raised the banner of righteousness in Liangshan, killed corrupt officials, beheaded corrupt officials, and defended heaven. I admire you most! My Dalang has long yearned for the reputation of Liangshan heroes and wants to participate! " Dalang handed a bulging purse. "Manager Song, please take care and help. This is a little meaning! " Song Jiang said, "Look at you, Dalang, how can this work? Your comrades-in-arms ... Your idea is good, and I will definitely support it!"

Soon, a large press conference was held in Liangshan, Shui Bo, and Wu Dalang was formally accepted as a member of Liangshan, Shui Bo, ranking 109.

Wu Dalang's worth doubled and he became famous in one fell swoop.

Since then, the business of "Tianwaitian" restaurant in Wu Dalang has gone from bad to worse. The settlement methods are all cash transactions, and some are prepaid! As for the previous debts, they have already been settled! Who's to say? Dalang is a Liangshan hero. Dalang has a background, and even the county magistrate in yanggu county respects him!