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The cold war is the most immature way to deal with emotional problems.
1. Once I get close, I almost can't wait to expose my worst and ugliest side, as if threatening. You see, I am such a person, not as good as you expected. Do you want to continue to approach me after you have seen it clearly? If you want to stay with me fearlessly, I will show you all of me, not all of which is bad, and only for you, the gentlest and most loyal.
2. Flower branches also invite a glass of wine. I wish your wife and husband a good match.
3. People who seem heartless are actually quite easy to feel sad. They all lie in a deep place, and when they encounter a little sunshine, a little similar plot and a little familiar back, they will panic and flee at a loss. Some people, some words, can only be understood more truly if they appreciate them with their hearts. There are some things that we can move, but we can't shed tears, because once we let our feelings go, we are afraid that we will cry.
4. Kind people always feel that rejecting others is like doing something wrong.
5. I don't allow people I care about to leave me for any reason or in any form.
6. I thought the bird couldn't cross the sea, because it didn't have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not the bird that couldn't cross the sea, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.
7. Life is like a book, full of ups and downs, recording joys and sorrows.
8. Let's meet the right person later, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason.
9. Faith is struggling, people are thinking, life is advancing, love is continuing, heaven is ahead, grave is behind, sorrow is yesterday, and hope is tomorrow. Hugo
1. We all pretend to be happy when we want to cry and wait for dawn in the dark. We were all afraid of leaving alone, so we tried to please him. At the end, I realized that it is always too tiring to please, and it is most appropriate to be comfortable with each other.
11. No one will make us better and better, and time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct and constant reflection and correction.
12. Patience means that you are willing to devote your time to simple, boring repetitions that will eventually be meaningful. Laziness means that you are impatient and unwilling to devote your time and energy to anything. Short-sightedness is a lack of patience and inability to use one's mind to look into the future. Hastiness is a lack of patience and unwillingness to devote time and energy to serious investigation and study. Superficiality is the lack of patience and the inability to think deeply with the mind. Yelang is arrogant because he refuses to observe the outside world because of lack of patience. -Li Xiaolai "Take Time as a Friend"
13. The so-called forever only represents yesterday. The so-called love only represents the time. Some people live in memory and are unforgettable; Some people live around, but they are far away. Acacia becomes sorrow when gazing at it, and resentment when looking back.
14. Your lies are too true, but I love them too much, and I don't want to admit it until today.
15. Most beautiful things can't stand being destroyed, such as crystal, such as crystal-like love.
16. the cold war is the most immature way to deal with emotional problems!
17. Don't talk if you can kiss, don't quarrel if you can hug, don't be in a daze if you can act, don't refuse if you can get together, and don't starve yourself if you can eat well. From now on, try your best to do what you promised yourself, and try your best to arrive where you promised to go. The world is too dangerous, so time should be wasted on beautiful things.
18. It is a fact that no matter how hard friends of the opposite sex are, when one party is in love, the distance will widen.
19. The best place is the place you haven't been to, the best time you can't come back.
2. There is nothing wrong with loneliness, at least you don't have to lose your pride.
21. My friend trained in the mountains for 5 months in a closed way. When he came back, he came to my house to play. I told him that he could surf the Internet with WIFI. He said: I haven't been online for five months, and I don't want to go online. That tone is like a sentence that I often hear from others. I haven't been in love for a long time and don't want to talk about it. It seems that sometimes if people can't get what they want for a long time, they don't necessarily become extremely eager. Maybe they just don't want it.
22. I must have two selves. An active person wants to try everything and experience everything. The other is quiet, examining and digesting everything.
23. The more you forget, the more you can't erase the deep thoughts, the more you are entangled in the edge of love and non-love, and it is difficult to get rid of the injury of love.
24. Your only fault is that you love me more than anyone else.
25. Can you walk a little heavier beside me? Just hearing your footsteps makes me feel solid.
26. Occasionally, you will call me and contact me. Your sudden appearance will still provoke my heartstrings. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, laughing heartlessly, and I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed. Yes, the past is the past.
27. Love is unreasonable. At the end of the argument, the truth is clear, but the feelings are gone. If we use rational rules to control the sensibility, I am afraid that the result will only be cold and heartless. Two people's affairs, don't understand too much, take control of yourself, and everyone has their own discretion.
28. How many stops have you changed? I've been wandering all the time. Maybe I'll meet again at different places.
29. There is no such kind of love, which will make me cry in the clear night.
31. Life is not so complicated. You may get both beans and acacia. If you dare to try, the world will dare to answer. -Feng Tang's Hundred Poems of Feng Tang
32. When I met you, my heart bloomed like a fairy tale floating in a gentle night. Girls must see: the difference between mature men and immature men
1. Immature men will call you pig head, dear, fool and other nicknames. Mature men will call you baby. And it hurts.
2. Immature men will kiss you hard, whether you like it or not. A mature man will close his eyes and kiss you gently when he is in love, so that you can feel his meticulous love.
3. When an immature man calls you or chats with you at night, he won't care too much about whether you want to sleep or not, but decides whether to hang up by himself. Mature men will constantly care about whether you are sleepy or not, whether it will delay your other arrangements, and then decide the next step. Even if you are very tired, I will accompany you as long as you don't want to sleep.
4. Immature men always ask you questions about what you did today, with whom and how, and there are countless questions, but they never use their brains to think about many obvious questions.
Mature men rarely ask you too many questions, unless it's something they can't figure out and can't catch any clues. Otherwise, few things can escape their analytical and thinking abilities.
5. Immature men always tell you all kinds of gossip, such as who is bad, whose family is in trouble, etc. Mature men seldom talk about who is bad in front of you and teach you some truth.
6. Immature men will ask you to cook, wash and knock on his back, and occasionally cook a few mediocre meals for you, but they will blame you for your faults. Mature men will be very quiet, as long as they have time, they will cook delicious meals for you, hand you fruit, do laundry and clean up the housework, and even if the meals you cook are unpalatable, they will eat them all with apparent happiness.
7. Immature men will laugh loudly in public, regardless of others' troubles with you. Mature men will do their own things and deal with various occasions with a calm smile. Respect and take care of you.
8. Immature men always protect you when fighting or let you go. Mature men don't fight when you are around, but use their wits calmly.
9. Immature men will drag a large group of friends to bars and nightclubs for nothing, and then have fun and flirt HIGH beautiful women. Mature men are always forced to be called, quietly smoking, drinking and chatting with friends.
1. Immature men always have the problem of not playing, and want to know more about you. Mature men only know you with their hearts.
11. Immature men like to drink, and they like to open bottles of wine wherever they have nothing to eat. Mature men hate drinking and only drink when they need it.
12. Immature men smoke mostly to kill time or get used to having fun. Mature men smoke mostly to think and calm themselves.
13. Immature men will ask you what to do when they are in trouble. Mature men will not tell you when they encounter difficulties, but bear them themselves.
14. Immature men like expensive and flashy things and pursue superficial things. Mature men don't like ostentatious things, but like things with quality and taste.
15. Immature men like luxury life and sometimes waste it. No matter how rich a mature man is, he will be frugal to himself, but generous to others and beloved you.
16. Immature men seldom go home with their parents, and seldom care about and love their parents. I often do things regardless of my parents' feelings. Mature men, no matter how busy they are at work, have no time to go home to accompany their families and buy the best things for them. My parents are sick and stay in front of my bed every day. Everything will be considered from the perspective of parents.
17. Immature men will compete with you for the TV remote control. Mature men will accompany you to watch your favorite TV programs.
18. Immature men will know their favorite songs and will force you to like them together. Mature men listen to their favorite songs, but they also know your favorite songs. Occasionally, he is happy to see you smile.
19. Immature men will make trouble with you while driving, hold your hand and look at you from time to time. Mature men will drive seriously, tell you many funny jokes and things, and won't let you mess with him. Because he cherishes life, especially yours.
2. Immature men will hug you and say you are heavy, you little pig, to make you lose weight. Mature men like to turn around behind your back, and then say why you are so light that you don't need to lose weight, just let nature take its course. Emotional story: talk about the sign of women's immaturity
Women are more beautiful because they are cute, and more attractive because they are mature. Every woman wants to be more beautiful and attractive, but not every woman is so perfect.
If maturity is defined as a relatively pragmatic value, a relatively positive attitude towards life and a relatively stable lifestyle, then compare the following ten items to see if you are a mature woman, or, you are still so immature-
You are frivolous
When you meet a social party with a handsome man present, you are the first among the ladies to exchange business cards with him. You may not care about your swaying waist when you walk, and your sweet voice when you talk. You are jealous that your female colleagues will spread this matter to the leaders of the company in the form of gossip, which will lead to a rapid decline in your index.
You are well aware of the reason why you stand out from the crowd. After all, Cinderella is ignored. Maintaining your head-turning rate and tracking degree will help enhance your self-confidence. However, it is best to leave things like navel-revealing clothes to my cousin, and it is best to add a shawl when you go out with a halter top. Mature women are natural and graceful at least in appearance. By the way, don't forward the text messages sent to you by your sisters to the opposite sex. These words may not be applicable to everyone. Remember, deep charm comes from your temperament from the inside out, not a temporary talent show.
vanity
You're not 2 years old, so what's the ostentation and extravagance for your birthday? If you don't have a boyfriend to send flowers, don't secretly call the flower shop to ask for flowers to be sent to the company and ask more than three female colleagues to be present. Being a couple living a family life, it is even more unnecessary to demand a male partner with high standards and strict requirements on Valentine's Day.
The latest mobile phone is not specially designed for you. It shows off more than enough. You don't actually need some functions, especially those that look thin but are expensive. You just have to enjoy them through the window. After all, his money is used to support the family. It is understandable that women like glamorous appearance, but those actresses who endorse high-end makeup brands use free gifts, and even make money after using them. You are not on the same starting line with them at all. So, don't force yourself, do everything according to your ability, and buy things more realistically, which will make you more feminine at home. Otherwise, in men's minds, you are always not a woman who cares for her husband and children, which is one of the reasons why you can't get married.
Impulse consumption
I believe that when you pass by the window full of beautiful clothes, you will subconsciously touch the bank card. If every time you consume, it is like an angel flying in your heart, then you'd better remember that impulse is the devil before you consume.
Did you buy that pair of sunglasses, throw them in the drawer and never pay attention to them again? The imported doll in the newly opened boutique shop on the street is ridiculously expensive. You can buy it for ten yuan in Yiwu. Have you never opened the box seal after buying it on a whim? Yes, you have the same hobbies as all women in the world, and you are obsessed with spending money to buy things that you don't need at all. You will feel the happiness of materialists at the moment you have it. As for terms such as practicality, use value and cost performance, you seldom care.
if you are only responsible for spending a little impulsively and spending a little impulsively, then it is no wonder that in the eyes of others, you are always a little girl who likes to spend money indiscriminately!
Love fantasy
You are the kind of person who keeps saying that you are single and have no lover, but there is never a lack of love around you. When you are depressed, you will look for a fast-food love in the vast network or dim bar. When you were a girl, you were a perfectionist, and you were like a fairy. You must find a prince, not necessarily Arab, but at least Afghan. For the hero in the upcoming love story, Gao Daquan's image standard is adhered to. Later, you met a man, A, B, C and D, and you were not satisfied with each other, so you began to feel that you lived far away and your love was elsewhere. Later, you met a man ABCD through a friend's introduction. You thought that you had read countless people and were mature enough, so you sincerely felt that you had seen through the man and that there was no good thing.
actually, you haven't figured out that you are a romantic visionary at all. Everyone can understand those love dreams you had when you were young and ignorant, but after being honed in reality for so long, you still refused to live a down-to-earth life. On the one hand, you kept dating, but you always refused to put your heart into it. On the other hand, you eagerly looked forward to extremely romantic things happening to yourself. You live with such an emotional attitude. Obviously, you have gained nothing except your body becoming more and more mature.
lose your temper.
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